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Saturday, October 14, 2006

NOT MUCH FOR THE BOOK-LARNIN', IS HE?

Tonight on mic, Vic Ferrari was like a master illusionist, trying to make the 24/7 Teen Sexathon infecting the Republican Party vanish in a puff of smoke. As usual, Vic was miles away from the actual issue, dismissing pedophilia as "no big deal," and "much ado about nothing." Now texslim, who is a genuine Republican conservative, and not a phony Bush cultist, reamed Vic hard (if you'll pardon the expression), lecturing that decent, elderly Republican women in Lubbock, Texas would be horrified to hear someone try and spin pedophilia. It's damn likely that those Republicans who are not driven away by the mere fact that a gay person was in the national leadership will abandon the ramparts once they hear sociopaths like Vic try and use sleight-of-tongue to douse the victims with slime or point fingers at decades-old scandals. As I wrote before, merely trying to minimize this cover-up by bringing up Ten Kennedy and Chappaquiddick demonstrates a dangerously cavalier attitude toward sexual predation that voters can't help but abhor.

But none of that is why I'm writing this post. No, this post is about Vic and his tragically neglected education. A Vic clone was in the room tonight, named Vic-Folley-From-Alabama. When Vic got up on the mic, he first tried to demonstrate his superiority, like a child haughtily jutting out his chin at some slight. He cackled, "You must be like most loony libs , who can't spell, because the name is Foley, F-O-L-E-Y. Not Folley."

Fine, then. Vic was right. You know, that's the first time in as long as I've written this blog that I've had occasion to type that sentence. I suppose there's a first time for everything? So, would Vic maintain and turn this into a streak? Yeah, I know, stupid question. Vic went on to claim that Foley broke no laws (the FBI is investigating), that this stops with Foley (no, Hastert, Reynolds and Boehner are all suspected of covering for and facilitating Foley's predations), and that Democrats never get punished for this kind of thing (except for all the ones who were censured or impeached). So, at this point, Vic's only mark in the "W" column is for spelling. But surely, that one he can't lose, right?

At the end of his rant, I had frazzled him a bit from the text, you know, just refuting his lies, taunting him with reality, the usual stuff. So Vic cries, "Hey, Claus, why don't you call me when you get some proof! That's P-R-O-DOUBLE EFF! Bla-blu-duh-I mean--"

Proff? Call him when I have proff?

Vic, you want the proff?

YOU WANT THE PROFF?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROFF!!!

JC

6 comments:

FRisson1 said...

Don't you love the neocons like VIC and the Slinkmeister using that wonderful phrase "a bunch of naughty emails", that was coined by Tony Snow, to try to minimize the situation. Personally every time I hear them say that I want to puke. You would think they would wise up by now and quit using the word "naughty". Using that phrase just makes it look like they don't give a damn about "Foley's Folly" and are pissing off what is left of their declining Republican base.

IsabellaSays said...

lolllllllllll EXCELLENT POST JESUS!!!!
LOLOL POOR OLE VIC.. STILL IN DENIAL.. wakey wakey vic honey ;) lol

zombiemaster said...

man, i see how much jay is a stupid inbredded reject

Anonymous said...

Quote of the year 2006: " man, i see how much jay is a stupid inbredded reject" - zombiemaster

OK which one of you leftyz wants to tell zombie that inbredded isn't a word.

Unknown said...

Actually, both Santorum and DeWine are dong progressively worse. Haven't you been reading the news? The RNC is trying to "firewall" against the Dem takeover, by focusing heavily on only a few states. The removal of funds from Ohio is an indication that they know it is futile, since Brown has a 14 point lead now.

County data tells you little if you don't account for population. Most counties never were more than a 5-10 point swing, and the aggregate opinion is that the tidal wave is building.

jay, you're completely disingenuous. A few months ago, the CW was that the Senate was safe for the GOP, and the House was leaning toward staying Rep, with some Dem pickups. Now, the House is in serious danger, and the number of seats moving from safe to in jeopardy for the GOP is exploding, rather than shrinking. And the Senate is in such danger of shifting that the gOP is abandoning marginal races to make final bulwarks against the tidal wave. Face it, son, this is a disaster for you and your party.

WFG said...

Should I be flattered by the EFF?

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