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Sunday, December 24, 2006

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

I just wanted to take a moment to wish all you deadbeats out there a joyous holiday. Please remember that the money you spent on the gifts will come back to bite you in the ass when, in 2007, your taxes, wages and SSI money will be garnished due to the defaulted student loans you have. So, the next time you see your brat playing the PS3 or XBOX 360 and you don't have enough money to feed them, remember you fucked yourself. As for me and my family, the bills are paid, the gifts wrapped, the food is cooked and I can relax knowing that I have done my part to help the United States Department of Education recover money owed to them by a bunch of stupid deadbeats who should have known better than to fuck the government out of what is rightfully theirs.

2007 is going to be a slam bang of a year for us LIBS. We have control of both houses and Bush will be stabilized to the point where he will have to listen to what REAL Americans (not Fox News watchers, not Rush Limbaugh listeners, not ConservativeThink writers) want. For anyone who wants to see how America works, this is a great time coming and no one can stop it (not even you, Cheney)!

As for myself, I plan on enjoying my 2nd year here on the Rattler and also writing on my blog THE Z MOVIE REVIEW. Don't think for one minute I am giving up my chance to speak my mind about my country. I am a taxpayer and I have a right to express my views regardless of who or what thinks I am wrong. I know I am right.

So here's to holiday cheer to everyone (except you fucking deadbeats)....HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

ZM

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

zombiemaster said...
That's It! I give up blogging forever!

uhhhh zm you said this on pictat not long ago. We should be so lucky ! :(

Anonymous said...

All that delinquent college money, and you get $12/hour of it. What's wrong Zombie - too uneducated for a management position?

RunninFerCover said...

See what Geezus Claws REALLY feels about isabellah @ isabellahthemonster.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

There he goes...Jay jealous again!

JC quit turning Jay on so much, you are driving him mad with jealousy and lust!

Anonymous said...

Good times at the ZM house, encore 2 lb family size, big gallon jug of koolaid, a mrs smiths frozen pie and extra large bag of doritos. Sounds like good times at budget prices.

Anonymous said...

TAKES A BOW AND JAY DON'T BE TRYING TO FUCK ME UP THE ASS YA FAGGOT!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jay knows alot about shitstains, go wash your panties Jay or get your pecker out of Brute's ass. Ewwwwww hehehehehe

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