Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Dubya needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
Keep condoms out of every drug store within walking distance of a schools. Then adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing Health care to all Americans is socialism. (HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.)
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, But what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
I can't wait to see everyone's addition(s) to this list :o)
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30 comments:
Finally.....THAT is truly facetious!!! lol
;o)
BIG WOW...... GREAT LIST MUSE.....I will be watching for it to grow!!!
Democrats love blaming Republicans for global warming. Somehow they feel it's all caused by car exhaust, when actually the largest producer is from electrical power plants. The very same electrical power plants that COULD'VE switched to NUCLEAR, if not for ... THE DEMOCRATS
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Muse just wrote that the Republicans are "Censoring the internet"?
That's a new one on me, but if they are I'm against it.
Just like I was against TIPPER GORE and the PMRC censoring free speech in the music industry.
Thank God we got rid of that Nazi bitch and her husband
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Facetious Muse said...
Oh, the wity remarks whatever will I do? Did I say something too close to home for you anonmouse? I'm sorry I swear I wouldn't have used the term crack ho if I'd known your sister was your local crack ho. But I did hear it is a family trade, you could take pride it that. Well that and the fact that your mother is the busiest ho around (I wonder if that could have anything to do with her price of 50 cents a bang?) Always warming to the heart to see a mother pass down her knowledge.
Anonymous said...
How sad to see Muse HAS dropped as low as Cuntabella? Families now too???
muse it seems you need educating on the drug addiction subject.
Heroin, cocaine, marijuana = illegal
oxycontin, oxycodone = legal
Yes opiods like oxycontin (time released form of oxycodone) are addictive, but recent studies have shown they are not as addictive as previously believed in patients with cronic pain.
lol @ oxycontin, oxycodone = legal
That fat bastard is still a drug addict. retard!
Jay, fuck off (yet another fucktard that was taught to write) Goddamn the education system of the USA for teaching you to write. Evidently your parents failed to give you spine! You nasty cunt! Go suck some neonut dick ya faggot! If everyone just knew how you pm guys and try to get them to talk to you. It is soooooo sickening!!!
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Anonymous said...
muse it seems you need educating on the drug addiction subject.
Heroin, cocaine, marijuana = illegal
oxycontin, oxycodone = legal
Yes opiods like oxycontin (time released form of oxycodone) are addictive, but recent studies have shown they are not as addictive as previously believed in patients with cronic pain.
1:13 PM
Anonymous said...
lol @ oxycontin, oxycodone = legal
That fat bastard is still a drug addict. retard!
lmao you shitstain, pmsl. I am not noooogie. Sowwy cry baby.. whahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dobbsie is pickin on me, poor me. It is a known fact you are a fucktard Jay, lmao.
wowowow...Is Jay saying he used to pm nooogie and proposition him??? hmmmm. why would he bring up nooogie? pmsl
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Muse, I am sorry that we are such a waste of your precious time. We don't mean to stalk you and make inhumane comments about your family. It probably stems from the fact that we had such horrible upbringings. Or perhaps from voting for George Bush twice. It has caused us to act out of sorts and unstable. I wish you the best Muse and hopefully my fellow anonymous posters will be kind and remember their own frailities.
Peace be with you Madam!
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And....I helped her.
anonymous said...
I wish you the best Muse and hopefully my fellow anonymous posters will be kind and remember their own frailities.
Thank you
Hmmm last time I checked one being addited to drugs wasn't limited to just illegal drugs. Also while we are at it marijuana has yet to be proven additive.
And even if drug of choice is legal, going to ten different drs and buying those pills is still against the law.
Will the stupidity ever end, or at least quit growing?
~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~
Most of those appear to be generally accurate. The Clinton issue might be more complicated, but the one I have the most suspicion of, and think might be a misrepresentation, is the second item. My own experience, which is limited, is one of never having heard/seen, or with no recollection, a Republican characterizing Saddam that way. I understand that it's implied by the opposition expressed to today vs. yesterday (which seems to have been muted then), but the argument used in defense of this is a contextual one, which is very common. Certainly, the legitimacy of it is challengeable, at the very least the subject of moral consistency should be brought in, but I'm not sure it's correct to conclude a positive supportive Saddam position over one of convenience.
That aside, I have no major issues with the rest of the list.
Anonymous said...
"Censoring the internet"?
May I suggest you google 2252B then get back to me?
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c107:H.R.4623:
This is where that section appears to be from, 4 versions.
It's always risky ground to try legislate adult material, noting the classic porn vs. art argument.
In fairness to McCain, who I believe is one of the primary persons being criticized here, I suspect his heart, and others supportive of the idea of the legislation, is in the right place, though I haven't read the legislation in full. I don't want minors seeing the material either, nor distribution of it when featuring minors.
This bill is not just about “protecting” children (I take offense to the claim that teenagers need to be protected from reality, but that’s beside the point). It outlaws linking to obscenity without explanation, no matter who you’re giving the link to.
It’s not about the children. Not everything is about the children. This is about censoring what people may post.
If you simply link a url without explaining it, someone that clicks on it without understanding the risk could have you sent to jail for 10 years.
I personally don’t want to be protected this way. In protecting people from risk, the government limits what you can do.
What if the only way to enforce such as this were to employee licensed editors? Nothing could be viewed on the net until it was inspected and approved. Changes would have to go through approval again. Allowing something through would get the editor fined or jailed.
That’s where this sort of thing eventually leads.
If parents don’t want to risk their babies seeing bad things on the net, they shouldn’t allow their babies to play on the net unsupervised. The net wasn’t created to entertain 8 year olds. It was created to pass porn around college campuses.
Actually, I was kidding about that last part, but there is a certain amount of truth to it.
~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~
Facetious Muse said...
Hmmm last time I checked one being addited to drugs wasn't limited.... Will the stupidity ever end, or at least quit growing?
YOU tell us Mucus-muse....will you EVER learn to type and spell??? "addited" bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Been hanging with zombiemasterbater to long huh?
Aww. I feel for the anonyMouses, they can't debate this very Facettious Posting, so they got to revert back to grade-school insults.
I'm really sorry that anonymouses feel so threaten and useless, it isn't true you know ya'll are very good for a laugh.
To all other anonyMouses, y'll could learn something from a couple of anonymous osters, get a sense of humor and try to enjoy life once in a while without harming another while at it.
I know. expecting too much from those taht fear to even use their palnicks
LMAO
BTW, In left ya'll some typos. We all know how much you enjoy them and we got to keep the lab monkeys happy, now don't we?
ROFLMAO
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Jay, you didn't debate a single issue. You did not disprove one thing I said on this facetious posting. Although you did try very hard to make some points, debating this posting is something you didn't do.
Hre let me help you out, debating is NOT name calling debating is discussing the pros and cons of an issue, where did you do that? Where did you disprove one thing I said? I am not being factious, I would really like to give credit if you did in fact discusss one pro or con of this posting.
Again I say, this was a facetious thread, ya'll do know what that means right?
~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~
Jay let's do that.seems like many Christian sects are welcoming homosexuals, many have homosexual leadership...I guess maybe you think Catholics speak for all Christians?
Now where did I say all Christians? I said Republican-Christians (hence the title of post). Are you going to tell me Republicans love Hillary and gays, now?
Saddam was a bad guy when he slaughtered thousands of innocent people...also bad when he imprisoned civillians for such things as getting pissed when their daughters got raped by his boys Now where does this address the issue I was facetiously trying to make, that to the republicans (even some non-republicans) Saddam was a good guy when they needed him and bad guy when they didn't. Also FYI the current PM and President of Iraq, have been acussed of rape and/or on charges. The republicans did a great job with assisting the Iraqis finding a leader that doesn't rape, huh?
Trade with Cuba has been thwarted by poor policy from Fidel Castro and China just has wonderful policies, don't they?
We all know YOUR in favor of the UN as long as they take a position against American presidents...as long as those presidents happen to be Republicans...you libs are true patriots
Seems the republicans love the UN, when it serves their needs wouldn't you say? I mean what did I say taht was untrue here, that republicans in general say we need to get out of the UN or that republicans said our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq?
Ok thats all I'm addressing at this moment, reason being I don't want a reply that takes a day to read (I know already too late) :o)
But, I'm willing to come back and address more of these with you Jay, when you can show how you debated this facetious thread. Good Luck
jay, face it, you just don't have the intellgence to have any type of debate. If you couldn't tell this was facetious, I fear hope is lacking for you.
Now please continue, here let me help you get started "jay15 said...Muse you are correct..."
~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~
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