Gas Factory
US Patent Issued In 2006
Holy cow, stop the presses! Somebody call the President, we've just solved the gas crisis in America! Or at least, the cow gas crisis! According to our inventor, twenty percent of all global methane emissions come from ruminant* animals. Wow, that's a lot of cow gas. So he invented a cow-mounted mini-factory to capture methane and convert it into a biomass that can be used as feed and in adhesives and cosmetics.
Here's an important fact: Ninety five percent of ruminant animal methane emissions exit the digestive tract as exhalation, rather than flatulence. That's why the methane intake tubes are on the front of the cow, not the rear, my dear.
So if you own some cows, it's time to strap-on the Gas Factory and make hay while the sun is shining!
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*Ruminant animals have a four stomach digestive tract and include cows, sheep, goats, camels and water buffalo.
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This is old news that scientists have been saying for years. The very scientists you say are wrong when it comes to global warming. They've always said methane from the bovine population is a major factor, but the mighty Gore has you hypnotized and never mentions it.
exactly !
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