4 WAY FIGHT IN 2WAY POLITICS-- WINNER YET TO BE DECLARED

Tonight there was a continuation of a "WINNER TAKE ALL" match in 2WAY, with the contenders being; Jesus vs. S-LINK, Virginia1776 vs. St.Casey of NY!!!

As onlookers cheered and jeered, challenged and confronted ALL of the 4WAY contenders, S-LINK took the lead by taking the mic and began taunting ST.CASEY about his temper over S-LINKS' nude, altered photo of HILLARY CLINTON!! SLAM!! WHAP!!! TAKE THAT CASEY!!! EAT THIS CASEY!!! said Slink in a gleeful tone charged with excitement that he could light ST. CASEYS' trigger so quick!!!
... but was S-LINK too quick to celebrate???...
In deadly controlled tones CASEY took the mic and and began a two hour tirade of slapping the piss out of S-LINK by confronting S-link about rude & crude ambiguous Anne Coulters' recent thoughtless, cruel, and vile comments regarding the 4 wives of the 9-11 workers who died in the effort of SAVING OTHERS!! Quietly, but determined, CASEY slipped the noose around S-LINKs' neck, and pulled the rope till it was taunt... DARED S-LINK to deny the appropriateness of Ambiguous Annes' comments to the "4 witches of _______" (I forget.. sorry) on a public newscast!!!

As S-LINK was frantically gurgling; "TAG TAG!! TAGGGGG VIRGINIA!!" .. Jesus JUMPED into the ring!!! Jesus began to menacingly point his finger accusedly & chide S-link on his bad manners, support & approval of Ambiguous Anne Coulters' recent remarks! WHAPPPPP!!! PUNCH!!! BAMMMMM !!!!!
THENNNNNNN THE UNFORGIVEABLE HAPPENED!!!
Virginia (hearing S-LINK calling out to her for support) STRADLED THE ROPES AND SLID TO S-LINKs' side!! In a matter of mements Virginia had CASEY TIED TO JESUS (in a nifty fashionable bow)... and had deftly untangled S-LINK from his noose.. S-LINK sat quietly beside her, rubbing his neck tenderly...

With tremendous and valiant effort, Jesus & CASEY managed to free themselves from the rope Virg had so expertly tied, and began their advance across the ring towards their opponents....

The crowd SCREAMED!!! The lights dimmed!!!! The music BLARED.. WHO would be declared CHAMPIONS of this 4WAY FUSS IN 2WAY?....

The winner... is YET.... to be determined...

(fades to black........)