I wonder if he was high in that video...
(H/T to Crooks and Liars)
JC
Friday, November 03, 2006
PASTOR TED VS. EVIL-UTIONIST RICHARD DAWKINS
This is amusing, especially in light of the revelations about Haggard's appetite for gay sex and crystal meth. Of course, he's wrong about evolution and science, and always was wrong, whether he's giving a sermon in dress shirt and khakis, or whether he's snorting Special K off a gay hooker's ass:
I wonder if he was high in that video...
(H/T to Crooks and Liars)
JC
I wonder if he was high in that video...
(H/T to Crooks and Liars)
JC
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Note how Geezus Claws skipped over the part where Jones asked for, then failed a polygraph about all this. But hey, that's a lefty for ya.
Thanks for sharing this clip JC. I was feeling a little sorry for Pastor Ted finding himself in the situation he is in. Thanks for helping me to remember what a hypocrites the bastard and his religious far right followers really are.
It was religious leaders like Pastor Ted who made atheism so attractive to me. I have yet to meet a fellow atheist who has tried to manipulate my free thought or my right to practice free thought.
I have to thank the Jesuits that educated me for 14 years and introduced me to critical thought and the ability to question anything and everything without guilt or reprisal. This is probably the reason that you find so many ex-Catholic atheist..... it kind of back fired on the brothers and have brought them under criticism by the more conservative Catholics who believe the Jesuits are far to liberal in their beliefs .....lol
Anon-y-mouse ...... you have to quit watching Fox News. Pastor Ted (the dumb bastard) admited to the world on camera that he bought meth from Jones and that Jones was his "masseuse".... Good Lord what more do you need ......LMFAO
First, Geezus, what is a "utionist"?
Were you trying to say something? It's a shame the Jesuits didn't teach you how to spell or English grammer, Frisson. I'm quite surprised, actually, though I suppose they could be congratulated for teaching an ass-kissing monkey how to log onto the internet.
People say pissabellah is a horse’s ass in many cases because of Rick’s growing dissatisfaction with her weight gain and crap sammiches. And polls show that a clear majority of people see slutabellah’s birth as a mistake from the beginning and view her as the poster cunt for pro choice.
Moronabellah’s popularity race is intertwined with a desperate measure that would engrave the right to insult, ignore and take legal action to remove her as an embarrassment to others residing in Ohio. Social Issues supports it; only other trailer trash opposes it. Geezus didn't mention it
Feelings of violence experienced after reading anything she writes has grown unabated in the past month, with more than 1,300 turning against her since October 1. Fearing even more vociferous oral diarrhea emanating from her computer after Saturday’s expected isashitta explosion Geezus Claws has found a hiding place.
“Twatabellah has always had a plan to win popularity in Social Issues, and now that even morons and idiots are all calling for her departure, she's desperately clinging to her stay the course plan," said Geezus Claws, a spokesmoron for The Rattler who was finishing a humiliatingly stupid post of his own and plans to begin a 24-hour campaign blitz in 2-Way Street this evening. "It's unfortunate that Trashabellah has no talent everyone agrees."
Lima-- As he fights for his Social Issues status, Momma’s Boy, Geezus Claws distanced himself Saturday from Turdabellah, telling everyone, "What's happening with her is not a direct reflection on me. Wah, wah, wah, boo hoooooo, I want my mommie!!!!"
In a Social Issues poll released Wednesday, Garbagellah topped the list of smelly rotten crotch trolls that people consider "extremely malodorous" as Social Issues and the blogs head into a fight for clean air.
Another poll conducted for Paltalk by the Who Gives a Rat’s Ass Corp. and released Monday found that 99.99 percent of the American people with an IQ of 70+ (this leaves possilfossil out on both counts) oppose the addition of any Uglybellah photos, while 38 percent support their removal as an abomination, aberration and her eyebrows as an out and out insult to the golden arches of McDonald’s and St. Louis, Missouri.
One 13th of 1 percent of Social Issues approves of the way Cockabellah’s handling her artificial penis, while 58 percent disapprove, the rest again, don’t give a rat’s ass about her 500 HP vibrator, dildo collection or absurd carryings on and wallows with pigs like Conservative Atheist, Lord ffs Voo and Geezus Claws, according to a blog poll released Monday.
NEW YORK -- We talk a lot during Social Issues conflicts about "coattails" (not many coats have tails anymore, but never mind, Gagabella goes for tail). We mean, of course, whether the moron at the top of the blog (Geezus) can pull other idiots (Moronabellah) into some type of respectability or popularity. (Consensus: Ain’t gonna happen, dude.)
But this year, there's a very different issue that could be decisive: Geezus’ "reverse coattails." His own unpopularity and sheer stupidity has been a drag on himself, not to mention anyone else with whom he’s associated and on Shitabellah’s prospects of ever gaining anything remotely resembling popularity or respect.
ok.. ffs... can you see the writing on the wall? or are you BLIND?.. You’re a skank. You’ve always been a skank. You’ll always be a skank. Everyone knows you’re a skank. If it walks like a skank, looks like a skank, talks like a skank, smells like a skank, chances are… it’s a skank ffs…LOL LOL LMAO LOL LMAO LOLOLOLOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL LOL LOL LMAOOOOOO LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (Translation for LOLabellah: YOU REEK OF SKANK!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You’re an idiot. Why are you even TRYING to write on a so-called political blog.) An even more burning question is, why is Geezus Claws allowing you to ‘contribute’. Are you THAT desperate, El Stupido? Do numbers mean that much to you? That was a rhetorical question. We all know they do. You’re not even second rate, Geezus, and with the addition of your desperate housewife, Jealousofattilabellah, you’ve driven the point home that you’re not serious about your political views. You’re only serious about site hits.)
Frisson said...
"Thanks for helping me to remember what a hypocrites the bastard and his religious far right followers really are."
May I remind you that there are democrats who are christian as well. You should go and slap each jesuit who tried to teach you critical thinking, because they failed you horribly!
LMFAO, Anon Y Mouse... you might be the one needing a short course in critical thinking. Where did I say anything about Christians in general. I think there are many truly devout Christians who practice what they believe in. My problem is with the far right religious fanatics that continue to expose themselves as closeted sexual beings while "damning to hell" other people that are doing exactly the same thing that they themselves are doing.
I also find it interesting that these right wing religious "Right to Lifers" advocate that teen aged single mothers should have their babies and then turn their backs on them by calling for welfare cuts to these same single young women struggling to support these children that religious right wingers wanted to be born. It seems these right wingers lose interest in these children once they are here and in need.
frisson you moronic waste of human flesh. Has it ever crossed your mind that those teens shouldn't be having sex in the first place? Are you so totally against personal responsibility that you're just willing to give up and let anything in life happen? And don't give me that old lefty line about "waaa...they made a mistake..waaaa". They use personal responsibility when it comes to crossing the road without getting run over, so they should be able to use personal responsibility when it comes to everything else. That's the REAL problem with you leftyz. You whine about these (in your words) "right wing religeous right to lifers" cutting welfare, when it's not their responsibility to care for those kids. Where is Grandma? You never mentioned Grandma, Aunts, Uncles, Friends ... ect. Oh NOOOOO you can't have that. You won't stand for family stepping up and taking responsibility. You feel the government has to take care of EVERYONE. I'm sorry that teenage girl in smalltownsville USA got pregnant. But that isn't a reason to kill her son/daughter so she can avoid taking responsibility for her decision to have sex. And it also isn't a reason for ME to pay for her decision.
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Frisson, what makes you think that this Pastor is a right wing voter anyway. I know many religious fanatics who are democrats. Your assumptions just make you look like a stupid asshole.
AnonymousPoster - Frisson, what makes you think that this Pastor is a right wing voter anyway. I know many religious fanatics who are democrats. Your assumptions just make you look like a stupid asshole.
Pastor Ted was actually an advisor to Bush (he was in on weekly teleconferences), and a staunch supporter of Republican conservative values, which apparently now include hitting on boys, snorting meth off the asses of gay hookers, and lying to cover it up.
Do some cursory research before you comment, AP, or you end up looking like a chump and getting laughed at. Like we're all laughing at you now. Moron.
JC
Anon Y Mouse you proved my point exactly..... If you are a caring person where is your compassion for these children that didn't choose to be born. Children raising children doesn't work ..... the babies suffer. These young girls are told that if they have an abortion they will go to hell and burn forever .... who tells them this??? The pro lifers do.
But as you said once these babies and children "I'm not supporting them" ..... let them live on the streets and go hungry. If the pro-lifers don't want to take care of them.... then why expect relatives to pay for their way through life ...... thanks for proving my point.
No, Jay, facts dont matter to democrats. They plant the seed and their job is done.
Claus, Bush invites many ministers to meet with him. All Presidents have done that. I have not found any reference to the fact that he was an advisor to Bush. But then again, if he even visited the White House as a tourist, you would claim he was a Bush advisor. You are so biased your so called facts have no merit. We know you hate religious people or religion period, so you end up looking like an idiot, and people laugh at you like we all are doing right now. Moron.
Now, Claus, can you disprove that your name was not created to stir controversy against religious people? Knowing how much you hate anything having to do with organized religion, care to comment, chickenshit?
AP of course he won't comment. I've already asked him 12 times to address it, but he won't because he knows I made him look like a chump and a pussy, and I'll do it again. JC is too scared to answer. But you notice he let zombiemaster answer for him while he hid like a little girl.
You know how those dems like to exaggerate! lol
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