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Friday, December 08, 2006

NO FUCKING PEACE

Damn, my internet goes down for 2 days and all the scumbag posters are in a frenzy. Don't worry, I am back on now with some new tricks to piss you fuckers off more and more. Just wait until the new year starts and then all hell is coming to the Rattler. Yes, you heard me, Hell is coming to the Rattler and the demons I bring with me will burn a lot of people.

Jan. 2007 is going to be a start of something you assholes will never, never forget.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

fernzy ?????? Fucking retard, wtf is that? LMAO Now he is threatening with demons....Get ready, the zombiemasterbater is calling his "dead friends"! This is right up there with the (get ready for the big expose'). Your not worth the wait masterbater.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong - your computer outdated? Dial-up not what it used to be? Certainly someone earning $12/hour can afford the best technology has to offer. What's wrong - can't manage your vast financial empire? What a disappointment you've turned out to be, zombie. And to think you were my hero.

zombiemaster said...

I have broadband, motherfucker!

Anonymous said...

is he gonna attack us with cable?

Anonymous said...

zombie you HAVE to be that kid in the neighborhood that got his ass kicked every day. You HAVE to be. Here we go with yet another zombie threat of payback. This time with "new tricks" and "Hell".

Oh and I wanted to say Hi to the guys in collection office that are reading this ... LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

haahaaheee haaaeeee haaa haaa heee haawww haaa heee haaheee haaa heee haahaaa hee heee haaa haaa hee hee

Anonymous said...

haven't you seen that commercial for comcast cable where the guy pours out some broadband speed and he zips through the dirty dishes?

commercials are getting better and tv is getting worse nowadays.

hehehehe

Anonymous said...

zombie, it's COX cable, not COCKS cable...that might explain your internet problems!

Anonymous said...

Well, that might explain his connection problem, but if he thinks he's going to whip ME into a fernzy, he better get a student loan and a degree in... horticulture?

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehhe
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
roflmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I got to tell ya fucktard masterbater. Everytime you post, you do make my day. The anons DO manage to kick your fucking ass in every post afterwards.You ARE certainly entertainment! Remember now, when your cable bill comes in, you tell ( COCKS cable) your deducting 2 days (or inches) from your bill.

Anonymous said...

And don't forget to water your fernzy - it's starting to look a little yellow from all the anons pissing all over it!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, gee whiz... WHERE have we heard THIS before? Oh, wait! I remember now!

From the Rattler:

PUNCHING OUT THE PHOTOGRAPHER
If you have been on the social issues photo album website as of late, you will notice that the fucktards who "run" the site are taking a bunch of shots at me lately. I dont mind some of the posts but I think what they fail to realize is that I am a dangerous man to deal with. I went out and got a few of my friends and showed them the site and they didn't appreciate what they saw. Well, be prepared for what is coming and I hope you got a lot of film because it's my turn now and there will be no mercy on you.

Unless you stop posting bullshit about me, I bear no responsibility on what is to come. You have been warned.

And from "Outside the Bucket":

Monday, October 30, 2006

PREPARE!!

What exactly IS it with these two morons, isa and zombie, that makes them think that there is ANYTHING they can say or do ON A BLOG that intimidates people? Historically speaking, all they manage to do when they perform their advance warning of idiocy is fall flat on their faces and make laughingstocks out of themselves. That should be an indicator of just how stupid both of them are.

I suppose next Gollumbellah will do an "expose'" of Sheri Lewis' sock puppets, and claim that Attila is really Lambchop, and THEN zombiemaster will threaten everyone with his good buddies Frankenstein and Dracula? BTW, the Mummy and Invisible Man are feeling a little left out here lately...

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to all cancel our New Year's plans and go into hiding before it's too late - NOT!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ROFLMFAO......Bewtween these two idiots...this is better than a cartoon. Masterbater DOES fit Barney Fife! PREPARE ! HELL ! PUNCHING OUT ! There will be no mercy ! WARNING ! EXPOSE' ! DANGEROUS ! Maybe his "fernzy" is a man eating venus fly trap? hahahaha Sound stupid Masterbater? It SHOULD...it's exactly how stupid YOU sound daily. I really do think Slutabella and Masterbater should get together...they are so "right" for each other!

Anonymous said...

zombie and Dumbellah together? Wouldn't that destroy our galaxy?

Anonymous said...

You're right, these two are better than a cartoon - sorta like Daffybellah Cunt and Minnie Mouseterbater©. The breeding of these two would surely produce a race of Super Morons! But what the hell, let'er buck!

Anonymous said...

someone has been stealing lines from a movie. hidalgo, wasn't it? (don't bother to answer as the question is rhetorical)

Anonymous said...

Back with tricks? Did you leave with tricks? Really zombie - nobody even noticed you were gone. I doubt returning with "tricks" will do much to redeem your $12/hour ass. Just how tricky can you be on $12/hour anyway. Kind of like buying $12 worth of fireworks - perhaps a couple of loud bangs, but a lousy show. And in addition to tricks "Hell is coming to the rattler" - now aren't we in for a treat: Zombie, tricks and hell. We're waiting with baited breath!

Anonymous said...

Zombie if it burns get some hemarrhoid cream. They have a generic brand at Walmart that won't hurt your budget.Your cable went out for 2 whole days? I think you were just late paying the bill. Notice how the cable company doesn't beg for their money they just cut you off. I bet you have something special waiting for us. I bet you sit up in bed at night thinking about it. Do you have health insurance? If you managed to get any please see if they have any mental health benefits. You are OCD. I really don't care if your crazy, but I am sure someone has to work with you. Your the guy from Office Space that when they take away his stapler you want to blow up the building. Every time you speak you remind me of him. Your so important....so feared...demons from hell...we are going to be sorry....
When your delusions end please call someone who can write you a prescription. Man you need one. The only thing I am assured that you will be bringing us is more to laugh at, namely you. I have never seen someone so out of touch since Mother was on the mic last. Zombie question do you kiss? Are you afraid of germs? Are the germs the demons from hell?

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