THE REAL ZOMBIE EXPOSED!

My name is Kenny a.k.a. zombiemaster. I have decided to turn the heat on myself for once and expose the real me for all to see. Why? Because, it never ceases to amaze me how dumb the shadow commenters are. For example, the post about the plans I have for the Rattler in 2007 is all the proof I need to prove that point. Not even 5 mins. later, the first jerkoff opens his big mouth in an act of stupidness. Then 17 more add to the stupidity and all I'm doing here is laughing my ass off. Do you want to know why I am laughing? Allow me the pleasure of explaining it to you all. (I know if I do this, more dumbass comments will come but I don't give a flying fuck because it shows that I can pull their strings anytime I want to!)

The one AP that gets me laughing is the jerk who seems to think he know my personal life. It thinks I'm some psycho when, in truth, I am the most normal guy you could ever meet. It also thinks that my cable was shut off due to me not paying the bill. The truth is we had an outage at the cable company, (got to love Time Warner!) and they fixed it. Unlike the deadbeats I yell at each day of my job, I pay my bills on time and in full each month. Plus, I have nearly $200 a month to spend on my movie collections. Then we have the social issues photographer, who seems to get his kicks on bashing certain people in the SI section of paltalk, I think the reason why he attacks me the most is due to the fact that I fought back. All that jackass needs to do is to say he is sorry for fucking with me and the war is over. Until then, that blog can expect many more attacks from me. The funny thing is that I don't think the writer cares, so in turn neither do I.

It also seems that too many people hate the freedom I have on this blog to do what ever the fuck I want to do. Well, it's too damn bad for you because Jesus won't be pulling the plug on me any time soon, so, just get used to it and either enjoy the posts or go the fuck away. I laugh at this because I love the thought of your complaints falling on deaf ears. I think the people who bitch the most really want to be in my position in the world due to the fact that I am happy with my life. Why shouldn't I be? I've got a loving devoted wife, a house that we are paying for, food, clothes, a few luxuries and we are in control of our lives. My wife and I decided a long time ago not to allow the sorry state of the world affect how we live day to day, because when you break it down, we've still got to get up each day and go to work, pay bills and let the glorified puppets in Washington slug it out.

A lot of people question why I even post on the Rattler. The answer to that, my brain dead friends, is that I use this blog to broadcast to the entire World Wide Web my feelings on matters of the country and the world. The AP's of the world will not shut my big mouth and they only fuel my fire. The same goes for those halfwits at ConservativeThink (there's your "how in the fuck do they claim to be republican and be smart enough to run a blog" moment).

Now, I want to take a moment to acknowledge the other fine writers on the blog for their support and love. You guys rock this house and make this the best site on blogger. I look forward to many more truthful posts and more fun with the hal- dead jackasses out there.

Special note to Jay_156: Republicans suck harder! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCHBOY WHO IS NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO CLEAN THE DUST OFF MY COMPUTER.

As always, it's been your pleasure.
ZM