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Thursday, December 21, 2006

THE SECRET PLAN TO RUIN CHRISTMAS, PART 2

The Secret plan to ruin Christmas, Part 2
Current mood: amused


BEHOLD THE POWER OF B MOVIES

http://thebmoviereview.blogspot.com/

Thats right, I decided to open my own blog where I discuss my favorite Movies on my own terms. Check it out and leave some love for me. (all stupid comments will be deleted on sight, that goes for you Mr. Photo!)

OK, my first plan to ruin Christmas didn't work. On to plan B. Plan B is simple. I submitted a bill to congress (along with $100 million in bribes) to have Christmas canceled and removed from the calendar. In its place is a new holiday called "Zombie Day." It's a holiday celebrating the best thing in the world: ME! This holiday is simple to do> everyone in America buys and sends me gifts. No tree, no decorations. Just one simple gift. ALL PRAISE ME! Only 4 more days until Z-Day. There will be songs written, movies made all about me. I like this holiday better.

9 comments:

Social Issues Photographer said...

zombiemaster said...
"That's It! I give up blogging forever!" http://pictat.blogspot.com/2006/12/social-issues-photo-album-christmas.html (See Comments)

Welcome Back Kernel Kenny!

Anonymous said...

I can't figure out who the most idiotic, zombie or vacreeper. Zombie is going to start a blog so he can delete comments. Vacreeper just deleted every comment on his post.

What a couple of losers

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zombiemaster said...

Hey Nobrain!
Did you not read that my blog was devoted to movies?

Anonymous said...

zombie you might as well do movies here. Nothing of inteligence, relevance or importance is ever posted, so why not your movies??? Actually nothing that's even entertaining lately? bwahhhhhhhhh

zombiemaster said...

Jesus and I don't see eye to eye on movies.

zombiemaster said...

And it appears that no one around this joint as a sense of humor.
WHOLE KERNEL
WHOLE FOOT IN YOUR ASS!

Anonymous said...

zombie you might as well do movies here. I recommend porn. If you need someone I am available. Nothing of inteligence, relevance or importance is ever posted, so why not your movies??? Actually nothing that's even entertaining lately? bwahhhhhhhhh


Do you have an email address and I will send you penis pics and ass shots?

Anonymous said...

What a couple of anonymous losers

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a couple of anonymous losers

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


What a couple of anonymous losers

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


What a couple of anonymous losers

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a couple of anonymous losers

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ononotagain said...

Well Zombiemaster, at least you were honest..
"I recommend you check it out and enjoy it for the gory mindless piece of entainment that it is"

A typical american boy will have vicariously participated in 10,000 killings by age 15..... America WORSHIPS violence! Can't you connect the dots? Snuff is evil.

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