IT DOTH PROFANE THIS HALLOWED GROUND TO SPEAK ITS VILE NAME

S_LINK90, the idiot-boy we keep locked in the room under the stairs, somehow broke out of his shackles (you can never find good shackles these days, maybe I'll check out the Shackle Depot). He came bounding into his room and clapped his hands gleefully as he proudly pointed us to his comment on a CBS News story. Who else but this glassy-eyed simpleton would tell people he had contributed to a news story by writing the first comment? That's like saying you helped paint the Mona Lisa after picking your nose and smearing a booger on it.

The story itself was about General Casey, the US Commander in Iraq, reporting that 100,000 more troops are needed to stabilize the country. This, even as military brass are warning of the armed forces splintering under the strain of our present commitment, and expressing doubts about our ability to defend ourselves on more fronts in the future. Given that this is a serious issue meriting serious discussion among serious people, what does Linky do? If you guessed, "Makes an ass of himself," you win!:

CBS NEWS

well,,maybe if clinton would have put more missles in iraq instead of putting his missle in monicas mouth,, we may not be in iraq now,,afaganistan too,,, clinton failed america on terrorism, 1st trade center bombing sure made a few arrests,,he found a blind cleric in new jersey,,great job,,,,,. the uss cole,,all the embasy bombings,, and lets not forget our soldiers getting dragged in the streets of somalia,,, and what was doneeven after all this happend? nothing.oh yeh,, there was 1 thing that was done,, he let binladen continue to plan for 911,sorry,,i forgot that 1.
what needs to happen now it to let our military do what its trained to do,, that is to eliminate the enemy.
round up ALL media sources and fly THEM back home,where they belong.
and let the greatest army in the world do thier job,,its quite simple.
clinton,, monica gate,paula jones gate,filegate,travel gate,china gate,ron brown?, vince foster?.
think twice before you pull the lever on the 7th of november.
Posted by S_LINK90 at 02:01 AM : Oct 31, 2006

We know it's authentic S_LINK90 because,,,,,,,,of,,,,,,the,,,,,,superfluous commas. But, honestly, it's no wonder Americans are rejecting this kind of nonsense. It's not even remotely relevant to the debate. One day, Linky, you are going to have to let go of Clinton's Penis as your answer to every issue. We can find you a replacement penis to hold while you cope with the separation anxiety. I'm sure when LUMINOL and M T P Nuthead are done holding each others', they'll let you join their circle jerk.

JC