Stop me if you heard this one.....
Vic, Jay, and Attila were stuck on a island with no provisions. At first they celebrated because they were away from the liberals and other "lowly forms of life," but soon realized that they didn't have the internet, especially paltalk. The joy turned into horror as they realized that they couldn't communicate with "home base" to receive orders on how to make bigger asses of themselves.
After a week of "roughing it," they saw a plane flying low, and they flagged it down. It landed and as they ran to it, they discovered it was owned by George Soros, who offered them a lift back to civilization.
The refused, saying they'd rather die than be rescued by a big-wig liberal. Sadly, George was puzzled, but left without them. Meanwhile, all of paltalk rejoiced to the news that they didnt have to be infected by those idiots again.
Moral of the story: Sometimes you've got to accept help from enemies in order to survive.
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17 comments:
Do you proof read your work before you hit upload? How hard is it to use spell checker? "VIC, JAY AND OTHER JACKASSES WITH A BIG MOUTHS AND NO BRAINS...." >?with a big mouths and no brains?< How hard is it to actually read what you have typed before you upload?
I had no trouble reading zombies post. It was quite clear in content to me. Little minds always make a Big deal out of little mistakes. It is a sign of their insecurity and their self doubt. It is the small minds dearest wishes to try to prove they are above everyone else by the use of criticism. On the other hand people of true intellect need not put people down, since in their knowledge and positive image of themselves they are accepting of all people and their ideas.
Little minds sometimes just can't help themselves and have to join the fray!
Frisson, for crying outloud, which are you a "little mind" or an "intellectual"?
Zombie writes like a moron, so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and believe he intends to sound like a moron.
;-)
Anonymous is the biggest dick sucker I know.
There was a moral to this story, but what's the point?
It's my opinion that George Soros wouldnt stop to help much less rescue a conservative. He's spent too much time and energy trying to defeat them anwyay.
Stop me if you've heard THIS one. ........ Gas prices are going down, election is coming up. 10 bucks says the conspiracy nut leftyz will say Bush is manipulating prices at the pump to steal the election.
Oh come on anonymouses, at least Jay has the balls to use his own nick. Gas prices will be on the rise in case you havent been paying attention, OPEC is going to slow production and reason they gave is they liked oil prices at 60 bucks and above, this info you can find for yourself.
Also the enomocic specialists (both conversatives and liberals) are worrying about a recession by '08' and the DOW started to go south today. These are facts not some conspiracy theory. Also in case you little mice haven't been paying attention, more and more repubilcans are saying there has to be a change with the War in Iraq, that it is not working, North Korea is now claiming to be a nuclear country and people cannot pay their mortage payments (so much for the housing bubble).
So while all of this is happening you mice want to bitch about some mis spellings and typos? Goodness some people need to get a clue.
Jay, as much as I hate to say this, I at least have some respect for you (although I know you could care less) for you at least have the balls to show who you are and to have conviction in what you believe in. The mice are just a bunch of immature insulters, thank goodness we don't have to deal with such behavior in real life
~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~Sweet Smiles~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shall I use my real name, since I don't have a nic you would recognize?
Who are the other "Jackasses"? I'm having a real hard time determining that. I'd be careful about claiming to be "mature" here!!! lol
Get real, people! Your opinions are just that...opinions! They mean nothing but if it exercises your fingers, then type away! I can just see someone hunched over their computer keyboarding as fast as they can with their little mind's wheels turning with the belief that they are sacrificing their real life and offering brilliance for the peons of the world! LMAO
Sincerely,
Your Neighbor ;)
BREAKING NEWS: October 18, 2006, 8:47 a.m.:
DOW INDUSTRIALS CRACK 12,000 FOR FIRST TIME, POWERED BY UPBEAT ECONOMIC NEWS
Muse? Wrong again!
YOu guys really do not pay attention, do you? Amazing, al I hear is DOW is doing gret yet two days ago the dow was going south according to ALL news stations. Also I wonder why none of you guys mention anything about the blue chips or other that are losing more and more everyday. Just wait and see within two yrs we will be lucky if we are not in a recession, that is according to enom specialist across the board.
So Jay you don't care that a recession is on teh way and before your all powerful, God talks to me, Leader is out of office?
YOu don't care that our children and grandchildren will be paying for the mistakes of Duyba?
Why aren't I surprised, I mean if you don't like what is being said, you like many neonuts, close their ears and say "well it isn't happened now"
So happy there are more people that care for the future of our children than not. Luckily most do not think as yourself.
~~~~~~Forever A Facetious Pain~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~Smiles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BREAKING NEWS:
DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE CLOSES AT RECORD 11,992 AFTER EARLIER CRACKING 12,000 FOR FIRST TIME
........ yep that DOW is going south. Muse, admit it, there are good things Bush has done. Stop being a lemming of the gloom and doom party.
Oh, and it would take someone with policies like Bush to keep us out of a recession. For those with a little economics knowledge, realize that it is cyclical, but a recession can be hedged off. It wouldnt surprise me a bit if the democrat party would welcome a recession just to be able to say I told you so.
How about some of you prasing the Dow's high do a wee bit of research? Hell I have posted a thread to help ya all out in this mission. And I even used the Fed's own info.
Does anyone but me wish Facetious Muse understood any of the so called information in the threads she posts?
Facetious Muse is really Cindy Sheehan in sheeps clothing. God help us all.
Since we owe China over a trillion dollars now and at present we are still borrowing from them. If China declines to keep buy our bonds or decides not to artificialy keep our interest rate low..... or just decides to invest their money in another country..... our stock market could crash in a week, if not over night. "The Big Depression" would seem like a bump in the road to the depression we would experience. One might say China has us by the short hairs thanks to the war mongering Bush administration and their limitless uncontrolled spending.
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