After completing hundreds of hours of research by watching The O'Reilly Factor, I've identified America's enemy. It's a Kos reading, eight year old Sioux, Jewish, atheist, Mexican, anti-war, lesbian gangster, son of a World Trade center casualty who has shows on Air America and MSNBC and is using her position to take Christmas away from us.
Unfortunately, that's as far as I could narrow it down. We'll need your help to finally nail this dangerous perp. I'm enclosing an artists rendition of her. Please compare it to the various people you know. Once you have a match, convince the perp to sign a terrorist application. That'll give us an excuse to take her into custody, torture her into madness, and then try her in front of a jury composed of knuckledragging crackers.
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Where is the Sioux and Jewish reference from? I don't recall them being topics.
I knew there was something not quite right about Dora. She has that sinister smile and beady eyes.
But the real kicker, she has a Hitler haircut. All one has to do is put a little Dirty Sanchez moustache on her, and then the truth would be seen.
Thanks for outing this dangerous person of interest. The country needed to know.
Q
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