THEOCALYPSE NOW

After months and months (and months and months) of incessant and insipid speeches from PalTalk's own Christocracy, the denizens of Social Issues have finally taken his treacly message to heart.

From the ranks of this humble chat program (and gay sex-cam emporium) hundreds of worthy souls have risen to the occasion by placing themselves in the primaries for every major elective office in the United States, from POTUS all the way down to lowly Chief Dog Catcher and Mr. Softee Truck driver of Southern Appalachia.

In a stunning upset, all of the candidates of the PT Krew, as they have come to be known, were elected to their respective offices in stunning upsets and landslide victories. As the first major legislative initiative of the new government, all laws regarding Internet Pornography were unilaterally dissolved and wiped from the books.

Only after their main goal was accomplished did the new crew turn itself to the solemn duty which had called them forth in the first place. In a dignified ceremony on this blustery October afternoon, on the steps in front of the Capitol building, at exactly 12 noon, the Constitution of the United States, the founding document of this grand country, and the living document that has guided our nation for over 200 years, was amended to include this new dictum:

Christocracy is a Clown

You can just make it out in the picture, right above the signatures.

JC