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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
MEET THE YAPPERS
Name: Paleoconservative
Age: '27'
Location: Chiggerton, TX
Occupation: Landscape engineer
Astrological sign: Virgo
Car: Mom's 91 Mitsubishi Galant ('long as i mow the lawn sheesh')
Hobbies: X-box, 'burping the worm', reading Wikipedia stuff, bowling
Favorite actor: Rambo!
Favorite color: brown
Favorite politician: Ron Paul or James Inhofe
Favorite author: the Wikipedia guy, J.K. Rowling
Favorite food: banana
Pet peeve: Socialism, little sister Gretchen grrr
Our Paleo is planning on becoming a history teacher when he grows up. Despite prior 'controversy' he intends on resuming employment as a cabin-captain at the Pat Buchanan Boy's Camp for the summer. From there he is hoping for a scholarship to Bob Jones University and a possible doctorate in education. In the meantime, he plans to continue keeping Paltalk communists on their toes.
Paltalkers thank Paleo for his tireless research and determination to protect our freedoms!
4 comments:
Hilarious!!!
Clumpy you are indeed an astute observer of the foibles of the numerous paltalk odd bods.
You forgot Aliens and Probings!
'landscape engineer'BRILLIANT!! hahaha
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