THE OLD AND THE HAPLESS

It was an exciting night in Mainstream where a disagreement between admins turned into a bounce party. It seems the LordMercifulVoo took pity on bigmac_2008 and gave him a hat. But it was no ordinary hat. He made the hapless burger boy a super admin. Until then, auntykate_1 believed that she, alone, was in charge. But when she lost her cool and tried to bounce the fried hamburger patty she found that she was no longer the alpha dog, the head honcho, the boss, but merely an old hag. She must've bounced him a dozen times but he only kept coming back. She tried to remove him from the admin list and found she couldn't. That so infuriated the old hag that her breasts fell out of her Cross-Your-Knees wonder bra and, as the night turned to day, she closed the room down and moved her lemmings into another.

They were hesitant to follow her at first, fearing they would bring the wrath of the Lord Voo upon them. But auntykate_1 reminded them that the Lord was merciful. She further explained that the sudden exodus was only for the good of the room -- to "protect it's integrity." Why she was only following Voo's lead, she argued. "I've done exactly tonight what Voo did with Dommie's room. He closed it down ... to stop the room being destroyed ... and I've done the same with Voo's tonight. So I would think that Voo would understand that."

What's that you say? Whatever goes around comes around? Damn skippy.