2WAY STREET CHICKEN HAWKS CONVENTION

tommyjohnson44 (right) and Classicmfree (left) in front of the 2Way Street Convention Center this weekend. The monument was built in honor of GW Bush, whom tommyjohnson credits for the three erections he's had since January, 2000. When asked how the President was responsible for his sexual prowess, tommy said, "All those people dying for what I believe in -- that just turns me on."