LATOKA LIMERICK

There once was a Latoka Loose Goose in G-e-r-m-a-n-y

She really should have been Inside the I-n-f-i-r-m-a-r-y

She said the Frankfurters called her F-r-a-u-l-i-n-e

But they really said habt sie Vaseline?

She told the Germans that her boobies were her loonies

That it was bad to do the moonies

She told the boys to hide their no no's

She told the girls to play on the po poles

She said the Krauts gave her Kisses

But mostly they said go home Misses

Du hast wohl einen Vogel

She thought that they thought that she was in vogue
Rather than a Latoka vagabond rogue

p.s.

A Latoka Limerick is allowed to exceed the limit of five lines.