SUDDENLY, PEACE BREAKS OUT

Well, Mainstream has turned into the Israel/Palestine room once again. Let me introduce you to the combatants:

Zionists
- sophia_175 - Israeli, best known for her devastating zinger, "Howz that?"
- LordMercifulVoo - Has decided today to come out in favor of Israel, possibly because he sees that side with fewer fighters, and he likes to even up the sides.
- lively_oak - I like lively, but she has a tendency to read long tracts of text on the mic, when she's not screaming like a PMSing banshee.
- zuma girl - I think another Israeli, who is currently threatening to bash anyone who tries to come attack Israel.
- MORE AID 4 ISRAEL - Republican robot who doesn't help the zionist side much because of his fairly frequent quasi-racist remarks.
- frank_rizzo_1 - Possible crypto-racist, but he did point out that European Jews are susceptible to semitic diseases like Tay-Sachs, which is a very good point, and goes a long way toward knocking down the anti-zionist argument that the Jews of Europe have no connection to Israel.
- str8ghtup - Claims Iran supplies Hamas with rockets (True). Claims we should bomb women and children if they are near weapons (Questionable).

Anti-Zionists
- ThatGuy222 - Laconic moron who has an obsession with Jesus Claus, possibly bordering on gay stalking. But he does have valid points to make about Israeli aggression.
- justblove - Fixated on the meaning of the word "Semite," as if that alone will make his argument valid.
- Dawood Abdullah - Delights in calling anyone who supports Israel a house negro, by what logic, I cannot fathom.
- limeybuster1949 - Deranged with obsession over the USS Liberty attack. Is convinced the Palestinians are being ethnically cleansed.
- Dushan29 - Cited the known antisemitic site JewWatch, which makes me question his basic humanity.
- Mitsuk - Tireless crusader for human rights. She just happens to be wrong about this issue, but she would punch me in the shoulder if I said that sitting next to her. *OW*


There were other ancillary participants on both sides, throwing accusations of people being fake jews, others being terrorist supporters. The battle raged openly for over two hours, with many casualties on both sides. I think the zionists had the upper hand, mainly due to the presence of Voo, with Dawood, TG, and justblove's inexplicable insistence on throwing around the house negro accusation inevitably weakening their arguments. The battle has now turned to Ghanese slave forts, Voo is bashing justblove and asking for reparations now, so I guess the great Israel/Palestine Battle of April 7th is over.

JC