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Saturday, April 05, 2008

MEET THE YAPPERS















Name: Brutelogic
Age: '39ish'
Location: Humptulips, WA
Occupation: Missionary
Astrological sign: Virgo
Car: Collectable 73 yellow AMC Gremlin with 'mag' wheels, radio, min. rust, $5000 obo
Hobbies: Praying, hobo-taunting, 'buffing the rifle', x-box
Favorite actor: Charlton Heston
Favorite author: Bob Novak
Favorite politician: Dick Cheney
Favorite food: meat
Motto: 'Talk 'til they bleed!'

Brutelogic plans to take another stab at a seat on the Humptulips city council to 'show them lib-bellies a thing or two' under the catchy slogan 'better dead than lib'. He also plans to install a fallout-shelter as soon as Mom gets those drain-tiles fixed around the 'basement palace'. A trip to Idaho is on for the summer to 'recharge the batteries' provided those pesky brake-failures in the Gremlin can ever get figured out.

Paltalkers appreciate Brutelogic's steadfast belittling of those who think outside the box of liberty.

2 comments:

zoemushi said...

Lol!!!

FRisson1 said...

RIGHT ON .....WTG cLumpmeister

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