THERE'S IGNORANCE, AND THEN THERE'S IGNORANCE

What's the Periodic Table, some kind of liberal newspaper?

I was adminning in Banned when a new conservative genius joined the fray. He was using the name CanEHdian4U, an oh-so-clever ripoff of Canadian4U's nick. (although a writer for The Rattler has no right to complain about biting a name from somewhere else) Indeed, it isn't this con's name, but rather his abject ignorance that was so amusing for us.

We were talking about the revelation by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales that Bush refused clearance to the Justice Dept. team investigating his possible violations of the Constitution. EH, like most conservatives, has opinions but no knowledge:

CanEHdian4U: JESUS, ur spinning the story........
CanEHdian4U: typical liberal.....
Karen_dances: CAn it's not spin .. the AG said it himself
CanEHdian4U: AG? is that some new liberal news paper karen........
Karen_dances: Can .. the AG is the Attorney General duh
CanEHdian4U: hey jesus, i'm a canadian, i don't knwo all this stuff........but i support BUSH AND HARPER......so give me a break......
Karen_dances: if people don't know BASIC things, they should stay out of adult discussion
Karen_dances: Can if you don't know, then what good is your opinion ?

And here's the punch line...

Z0_ee: We've Attorney Generals in Canada too. Each province has one. lol

If I used a giant laser cannon to etch the word "DUH!" on the surface of the moon, it would not be massive enough to express the magnitude of EH's ignorance.

JC