It's all about the Velma, baby!Ok, wait, forget that, there's a mystery to be solved! A real PT mystery. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting a little worried. This string of unexplained disappearances have got me stumped. No sooner does a wingnut get finished emptying his septic tank into our earholes, but that very wingnut will vanish! Vic got done with his usual lies and insults, (this time unironically decrying Cindy Sheehan's characterization of Bush supporters as "brainwashed" while calling Cindy "The Witch in the Ditch." Self-awareness, thy name is Ferrari!) and then he just disappeared. The only clues at the scene were a faint scent of brimstone, a black powder on the floor, and a fully lubed 2 foot double-dildo.
Not half an hour later, Karma_NY regaled us with his newest work of science fiction, about an alternate universe version of the United States where Bush still has majority support, and everyone still believes he didn't lie us into war. Good luck with getting that published, K. As far as we could tell, at the exact moment Karma released the mic, his name vanished from the list. Some speculate that he just immediately closed the room to avoid getting a spanking from Karen_Dances, but that can't be right, because who would give up the chance for some stinging FemDom action from a 6-foot statuesque Amazon like Karen? Not me, I can tell you that.
In any event, we don't have any good leads on this developing mystery. The most prosaic explanation, that wingnuts don't have to courage to stick around and get slapped upside the head with the mighty frozen Halibut of Liberal Truth, well, that's just silly. Everyone knows wingnuts are the most courageous of all species of mollusks. And that's some putrid, malodorous courage. I guess we'll have to let the Mystery Gang work the case. You know, I wonder if, when all this Iraq War shenanigans is over with, we'll see old man Dubya Bush clapped in irons, wheezing, "I would've got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Democrats!" A man can dream, can't he?
JC
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You bring up a very mystifying mystery JC. I have also noticed this PT phenomenon lately. Now I do like This Room's theory on this issue. Yet, still another peice of this perplexing puzzle is still amiss. Now we got the scent of brimstone (well not sure that really is a clue, I mean look at who we are talking about)and the ash. There must be more clues than that, we have to be missing something. Hmmmmmmm, Jinkies!!!! Another clue they all seem to lost vision as replies and questions are so painstaking texted into room after one of thier alter reality comments spewed from thier moouths. Well I can only hope that soon this mystery gets solved.
Mystic Sea Maiden
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