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Monday, December 19, 2005

VIRGINIA_1776 AND THE HOLY GRAIL


Most of us are familiar with the very hilarious Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you know, the low budget comedy featuring Tim the Enchanter, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the Black Knight who tells King Arthur "none shall pass!"

Enter Virginia_1776, yet another Bushite intent upon exonerating the criminal President despite his arrogant admission of guilt--no expense spared. I liken Virginia_1776 to the Black Knight in The Holy Grail. She drew her sword in VooDoo Politics tonight in defense of her beloved King George the Lesser and decended crash, boom, whollop right in the middle of a gunfight. And despite winding up a quadrapalegic with a frontal labotomy, Virginia_1776 eeks out in her last gasping breaths "it's just a flesh wound ... I'm invincible ... Virginia_1776 always triumphs ... Oh! I see you running away ... King George will beat you all" as the conversation moved on beyond her mental capacity.

You have to give Virginia_1776 high marks for stamina - she defended her misguided understanding of FISA longer than any of us expected she would, dodging all manner of proof that she was wrong until Jesus Claus ended her suffering with the proverbial coup de gras: put up or get out! And Virginia_1776 took her battered body and fled the scene, most likely to lick her copious wounds. Such is the life of a neocon. Unfortunately, Virginia_1776, being the salamander she is, will regenerate her missing limbs - and live to lie yet another day.

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