GIVE TO A WORTHY CAUSE

I think I'd like to inaugurate the first ever Rattler fund raising drive with a truly worthy cause. I don't know how many of you have met HopelessRomantic4U, but this unfortunate man has a devastating and tragic condition that only your generous donations can help.

HR is, like many conservatives, a victim of the compulsion to use words he cannot define. We have all seen just today that, while discussing the amount and type of aid we give to poorer citizens, including job assistance, welfare, and healthcare, HR is compelled to label his opponents as "socialists" or as people who "want socialism." This is such an obvious error that it can only be due to HR's unfortunate circumstances.

That is why I'm asking all PT'ers to give whatever you can to buy this poor boy a dictionary, so that he will no longer plague himself or us with his blatant ignorance. I could well define socialism right here for HR, but, as we all know, "Give a man a fish..." Only you can help elevate this pitiful wngnut out of his miserable mental incapacity. Thank you.

JC