PACKED LIKE SARDINES

How many wingnuts can you stuff into a clown car? We are finding out tonight. Get a load of this cavalcade of dumbassery: Ditzy DreamingCali, terminally dishonest Ten_Ken, the empathically deficient JohnDJacoby, the phlegmatic politicalrealist, the odious Brutelogic, and the emptyheaded JesSeado. Lurking in the corner is MrArchieBunker, racist eliminationist saltspring, and the vapid Virginia_1776. Maybe the KKK meeting let out early. I'll bet they ran out of crosses to burn.

I am glad of one thing. At least Angell Heart is sitting quietly for once. Having to listen to that screech is among the worst tortures known to mankind. M14-slamfire and captaincrunch72 are usually quiet, and we can be thankful that they are continuing that trend. I think this is about as dense as the room has ever been with wingnuts, and you can easily tell. The text is thick with excuses for Bush's failures, and every line that appears seems to be yet another futile explanation for where the WMDs have gone, or where they were in the first place, or how Saddam used his mighty Islamo-Transmogrifier to turn the WMDs into poinsettias when everyone was looking, and then back into razor-backed metal serpents with WMDs in their bellies and laser blaster beams mounted on their heads once the coast was clear.

Apparently we are now to believe that Saddam was a Scooby Doo villain, and that Bush and his band of plucky detectives unmasked him for what he was. Let me tell you, I can well imagine Bush in the Shaggy role, as his tragic befuddlement far more befits a doped out hippie than a world leader. "I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky kids!" Saddam cried as the police lead him away. And Bush, Rummy, Condi, and the whole gang laugh and laugh. And then the wingnuts woke up. In the real world, Bush is a liar and a coward. Better you go back to sleep. Keep dreaming that the whole country loves Dubya. We'll wake you up right after we win the November elections. We promise.

JC