DO NOT MESS WITH THE MASTER

Oh, snap! He went Mifune on your ass!

If you're anything like me, (and if you aren't consider yourself lucky) then even looking at a piece of writing with misspelled words and grammatical monstrosities just strewn around like bodies in a crime scene photo makes you cringe like someone offered to show you the tape of their last rectal exam. And, let me tell you, PalTalk is like an elephant graveyard of ridiculous text misadventures. It is rare indeed, therefore, that anyone is foolish enough to tangle with me, a samurai master of english grammar. Now, I'm not saying that I get it right every time, but the skulls hanging from my belt should have been enough to warn off this callow novice:

coops_13: Coops is a realist .... youre liberals retorts are being bought by the Nation
Jesus Claus: coops, can you make an effort to type grammatically correct, properly spelled sentences?
Jesus Claus: it makes our lives easier
coops_13: Jesus ..psst ....sentence's is possessive ...needs an apostrophe
coops_13: hahahaha
Jesus Claus: what?
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahahhahha
Jesus Claus: sentences - plural
Jesus Claus: more than one sentence
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahhahha
Jesus Claus: waa waa
Jesus Claus: nice try

This reminds me of a Kurosawa samurai movie, where Toshiro Mifune is training a young swordsman. The youth charges and swings wide, and Toshiro twirls and slap him on the butt as he sails by, then laughs heartily as the boy sits up with grass in his hair. Damn, Toshiro Mifune laughing at you.That's gotta suck. Don't worry coopsy, its only 50 people in a chatroom laughing at you.

JC