THE REST IS SILENCE

We heard, with much sadness, of the untimely passing of The Social Issues Tattler. Like the strong and vigorous youth that quickly outpaces his faltering, decrepit forebear, The Rattler has strode boldly ahead as our progenitor collapses into dusty bones.

I mean, let's face it, The Tattler started out massive and mean, a powerhouse of gossip and scorn. And we all loved it. And checked everyday to see if we got slammed. But in the last few months, it has been a different story entirely. Weak disses, lethargic arguments. Who can forget that spate of sloppy kisses to Adolf Hitler? Tattler <3 Adolf Hitler? What the hell happened? Well, I think we were all looking for this juggernaut to slam to the ground and slide to a stop eventually.

Bon voyage, Tattler. You waited until you were at the top of your game. And then kept going until you spiralled into pathetic drivel and irrelevance. Such a shame. Such a comical, entertaining shame.

JC