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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

WHEN THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Maybe this blogging idea is just institutionalizing inefficiency. Wouldn't it save time just to have the wingnuts come up with their own self-mockery, and cut out the middle man? How much added value do we really provide? Allow me to post an example of the kind of streamlining I'm talking about:

VicFerrariPoliticalGenius: THE ROOM IQ HAS JUST GONE UP 20 POINTS
ononotagain: lol vic, correct, that is all you brought to the room
Jesus Claus: holy shit, that was funny, Vic
Jesus Claus: you meant to say the AVERAGE IQ went up 20 pts
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: you fucking moron!
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: Vic, do you realize what you said?
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: VicFerrariPoliticalGenius: THE ROOM IQ HAS JUST GONE UP 20 POINTS
ononotagain: VicFerrariPoliticalGenius: THE ROOM IQ HAS JUST GONE UP 20 POINTS
VicFerrariPoliticalGenius: HEY BUSTER BOY
ononotagain: VicFerrariPoliticalGenius: THE ROOM IQ HAS JUST GONE UP 20 POINTS
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahhahahahahhaa
Jesus Claus: that's going up on the blog, ono!
Jesus Claus: hhahahahahahahahahahaha
ononotagain: vic just writes his own
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: oh man, priceless

Do you see what happened there? Vic's statement means that he only adds 20 IQ points to the room, instead of meaning that his "high" IQ drags up the room average. Like doing a faceplant at the starting gun. This is a serious problem. It's exactly the kind of job encroachment unions were created to fight. If Vic is going to simply write his own material, and thoroughly discredit himself with his own words before we get a chance to go to work with mockery and derision, what does that bode for the future of the hardworking American blogger? If Vic manages to cut out the sarcastic middleman on these deals, how the hell am I going to put food on my family?

JC

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

JC, you dumbass, you knew exactly what Vic meant. Just shows how ignorant you all are. You guys twist things all the time to make others look bad. Envy forces one to make others look bad. Is it penis envy JC, or you are just envious of Vic Ferrari all together?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure it was a Freudian Typo.

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