DO ALABAMANS EVEN HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

Vic's Driver's License photo

Do they take the babies in Alabama and surgically remove their sense of humor? Or did Vic's parents let him bang his head against the wall from 2 years old to third grade? Because if there is one thing that is characteristic of Vic Fucktardi, it is that he laughs too much at what he thinks are clever jokes, and wouldn't know a real joke if it pistol whipped him. Check out this exchange:

Jesus Claus: vic's an idiot
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: yes
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: yes
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: yes
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: yes
Jesus Claus: I had to explain what stare decisis was to him
Cardinal_Fang: Vic is absolutely clueless.. and irrelevant
Jesus Claus: so Vic is not the sharpest spoon in the drawer
Cardinal_Fang: its comedy hour when vics on
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: claus
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: thats sharpest knife
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: spoons arent sharp
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: lol
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahahhahha
Jesus Claus: thanks Vic
Jesus Claus: if we needed any more reason to think you're a moron
OH DONNA_AU: hahahaha clause....took VIC a while to wake up....
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: CLAUS JUST ACCUSED ME OF NOT BEING THE SHARPEST SPOON
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: LOL
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: HAHAHAHAH
OH DONNA_AU: lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Jesus Claus: you go and try to EXPLAIN a joke
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: AHAHAHHAHA
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahh
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahaha
Brutelogic: Claus.......haha, ya screwed up again......
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: OH CLAUS THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Jesus Claus: Vic, you're the idiot who has to have the joke explained to him
OH DONNA_AU: hahahah poor ....VIC doesnt get it....dangggggggggggggggg
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: THANKS
Memoirs_: vic is sucking all up
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahaha
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: A SHARP SPOON
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: WHAT AN IDIOT
Jesus Claus: do you need me to explain this joke to you vic?
OH DONNA_AU: hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OH DONNA_AU: so right clause
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: can you believe this?
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: DONT TRY AND COVER IT UP CLAUS
OH DONNA_AU: hey VIC....your the silly one
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: IT WASNT A JOKE
Jesus Claus: he thinks that was meant seriously
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahaha
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: YOU SCREWED UP
OH DONNA_AU: you dont get that joke do you hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: NICE TRY
Jesus Claus: listen to him backpedal
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahaha
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: KEEP SPINNING
Jesus Claus: as if someone could think that spoons are sharp
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahaha
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: THAT WAS FUNNY CLAUS
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT
Jesus Claus: as Vic has to try and ayyack on a JOKE!
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahha
OH DONNA_AU: hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jesus Claus: you attack on something so trivial?
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: TYPICAL LIBERAL
Jesus Claus: hhahahahahahahahaha
Vic Ferrari Living Legend: CANT EVEN INSULT CORRECTLY
Jesus Claus: because you know you can't win on any real issue
Jesus Claus: Vic, it's called "irony." look into it
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: Irony!
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Memoirs_: Vic you are the biggest idiot, ferrari should take that car away from you ur moronic advertising VIC
Jesus Claus: Do i need to explain to you what irony is, Vickypoo?
Jesus Claus: or are you going to pretend that someone REALLY doesn't know that spoons aren't sharp!
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahha
Jesus Claus: hahhahahahahahahahha
Jesus Claus: that's the best you can do?
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahaha
Jesus Claus: that is so getting blogged
Jesus Claus: hahahahahahahahahahaha

By far, my favorite part is when Vic tried to turn to the room for support. It's like a toddler pulling his doody out of the potty and yelling, "Look, Mommy, look what I made!" How is it possible that Vic is not familair with ironically transposing words into idioms for fresh comedic value? Has that simple form of humor not filtered down to rural Alabama? Kind of like how bathing daily hasn't quite caught on there either. Or is it thatVic is so desperate to be able to beat me on something, anything, that he'll attach himself to whatever he can find and start howling? Dammit, Vic, stop humping my leg!

JC