SHOCK AND AWE INTELLECTUAL EVOLVES CURE FOR SANITY

"Saltspring:>>>>A-rab's.....BRING EM' ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Just when we thought it was safe to go hunting wittout an assault weapon....someone starts Harping and guess what....it's our resident Wannabe-American-Republican-Intern SALTSPRING. He's 'enlightening' us on our mathematics skills (quoting very, very BBBBBBushy figures) and 'reminding' us how war in Iraq is 'Good For You & Me'. Suddenly I am forced to count and google, then struck by thoughts like "How many ruthless dictators did you remove today saltspring?" as he, with such reckless abandon, lectures on 'saved' iraqi lives.

I wanna puke.

How apt to be remind then of that stellar performance of 'Taint no Oil in the Congo' (as the great tripods sang us at the recent Melbourne Comedy Festival, but nay, even they could not out do the do like the schmmoooth schmucky canuckiness of ol' Saltypringles). Salty might like to sing it to the A-rabs straddled a cruise missle ala Cher and the 75 mm cannon.

Fancy considering (say, over latte?) 'How many Africans or Asians did you save today?' whilst applauding your financial reports that the price of military tech stocks are gonna go the full red, white and blue bull.....

I guess, as with drclean, salty might recall that once you pop you can't stop.

Bang Bang.