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Saturday, January 05, 2008

HOW TO SPIN


Bourgeois Politics
Here's how to put the spin on.

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that
Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for
horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows.
On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; horse
thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed
the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives convicted
and hanged in 1889."

Judy emailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of
professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical
sketch: "Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory .
His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable
equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.
Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at
a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings
with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital
investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency.
In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in
his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.*

And that is how it's done folks.

10 comments:

You losers said...

Nobody's reading it ... BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!


I'm not even reading. I just stop in to tell you nobody else is reading it, then laugh at you ... BWAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You have NOTHING!!!

NO readers !!!!

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

zipperdedoodah said...

That's fuckin funny.

FacetiousMuse said...

roflmao

WFG said...

Oh. Ha.

Anonymous said...

http://facetiousmuses.blogspot.com/2007/04/god-bless-america.html

ononotagain said...

the above (and here) link,
http://facetiousmuses.blogspot.com/2007/04/god-bless-america.html
is an interesting place to visit.Nothing to do with spin or this article. It's just a good blog to go to. enjoy.

WFG said...

I see. Thanks. Sorry for my misinterpretation.

TV_Preacher said...

I tried to get Tony Brair Wabbit to verify this report known to be archived in MI-6 data banks, but his staff said he was busy getting himself freed from a sticky situation involving British Petrolum's Iraq Tar Division. They warned me that this was one baby I don't wanna mess with.

Jesus Claus said...

Oh, I get it...

JC

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