Promises Kept

Welcome back to all the brave chatters that dare to read The Rattler, and what a wonderful time to come back. The rules are going to be the same as when our beloved Jesus Claus ran The Rattler, every social room, every chatter is free game, no one is safe from the grasp of The Rattler.

There will be a couple new authors, some of the old timers and as many facetious comments as you can stand. Comments are open to everyone, yes even anonymous commenter's (yes this even means you, Associate Moderate AKA AssMod).

I want to send out my sincerest thanks to jellybean, for giving me that extra push I needed to fulfill my long overdue promise to Mark and keep The Rattler running. Jellybean thank you from the bottom of my heart, I truly owe you one (or two or three lol).

I had promised Jesus Claus that I would continue  The Rattler the very last time I had talk to him (I didn't know at the time I would never hear his voice again) and it's beyond time for me to keep that promise. Mark was one of the funniest, kindest and smartest men paltalk has or ever will know and so now in his memory The Rattler is open for business, let the games begin.

I love you Mark and never will that love dim, remember keep the door open I can't wait to see you again in a better place and time.

Mark & his niece

MOTHERS IS OFF THE MARKET!!!

I know we still remember with sadness how Mothers and Dan parted ways, we all had heavy hearts to know that Mothers was on the prowl again. I woefully have to inform all you guys that it seems that Mothers is off the market. Mothers has found yet another true low; hmm I mean love, I wonder if her husband is going to care?

It just goes to show you love exist for everyone, even ex-nuns, strippers with Wal-marts brought false teeth.

Read on to warm your heart, if you have a strong stomach

MothersNaTiVE: LOC>> lets build ..GITMO 2.. for traitors

tommyjohnson44: yes mothers

tommyjohnson44: we can send the most radical liberals there

tommyjohnson44: i think radical liberals are a danger to the US

LocMuir_8: Mothers, no we'll feed them to the Polar bears, we're saving

MothersNaTiVE: LOC>> polar bears,,, will starve.. LOL

MothersNaTiVE: sonya.. i dance on poles

sonya_b_2003: mothers u suck them too

MothersNaTiVE: sonya.. not a bad idea

Mystic Sea Maiden: Mothers know who said this? The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.

tommyjohnson44: mystic ronald reagan?

MothersNaTiVE: no comment

LocMuir_8: <<<<<
MothersNaTiVE: LOC>> yesssssssss

Mystic Sea Maiden: Mothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you say someone that criticizes the president is a traitor???????????

sonya_b_2003: mothers answer mystic

sonya_b_2003: MOTHERS ANSWER MYSTIC U HYPOCRITE

sonya_b_2003: see mystic mothers cant answer you

sonya_b_2003: mothers is a lying tramp

sonya_b_2003: MYSTIC SEE SHE PRETENDS LIKE SHE DIDNT SEE IT LOL

Mystic Sea Maiden: MOTHER WOULD YOU SAY SOMEONE THAT CRITICIZES THE PRESIDENT IS A TRAITOR????????

sonya_b_2003: MOTHERS IS A FAKE

Mystic Sea Maiden: lol sonya, Mothers is scared of me

sonya_b_2003: lol mystic she should be

sonya_b_2003: because u are smart and hot and u have teeth

Mystic Sea Maiden: Loc I ask you the same question WOULD YOU SAY SOMEONE THAT CRITICIZES THE PRESIDENT IS A TRAITOR?

Mystic Sea Maiden: Mothers do you fear me?

*** LocMuir_8 has left the room ***

Mystic Sea Maiden: then answer the question Mother, for if you refuse to answer the question your actions prove you to be a liar and fearful and the question is WOULD YOU SAY SOMEONE THAT CRITICIZES THE PRESIDENT IS A TRAITOR?

Mystic Sea Maiden: aww Loc ran

*** MothersNaTiVE has left the room ***

Oh did I forget to tell you that Mothers' newest love is even more insane than Dan? (oh wait Loc is Dan)

They don't call me Facetious Muse for nothing

THE AUDACITY

One day just trolling rooms in paltalk I happened to see the greatest desecration committed by chatters. I just couldn't believe my eyes, chatters thinking admins treated all chatters the same? All I have to say is at least two chatters were taught a much needed lesson that day.

<~~>(the first four sentences are to show you that SonnyMUC (pal-editor) is in the room from the start of the show)

Sylvia_Lovejoy:Hungry_Heart_7: Hello Sony

Hungry_Heart_7: n*

SonnyMUC (pal-editor): hi Hungry

<~~>(pay close attention)

leilani_helepololei2003: Hola de Hawai'i

dlshad_zaxoi: EYLAVIYU TOPAR

leilani_helepololei2003: Espero que todos se quedan fuera del Humo

d a r i: geraldo es en Venezula

Adolyn: porque es geraldo en venezuela?

Adolyn: yo quiero gerado y soy en los estados unidos

d a r i: Soy es en Estados Unidos tambien

d a r i: y Geraldo es no aqui

Adolyn: pero donde es geraldo?

leilani_helepololei2003: Hola Silvia del sobrinas

abouishak95: bonsoir

abouishak95: parler pas français?

d a r i: bonsoir abou

aras_986_1: salawwww

abouishak95: je sai pas ou g attéri

SonnyMUC (pal-editor): .•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.•• www.garybaumgarten.com ••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.••••.•´¯`•.

<~~>(yup SonnyMUC is still here, just checking)

abouishak95: c du chinois pour moi

Mystic Sea Maiden: " ¿oh falté algo? "

danny_gitar77: parlevuo france.say acedy comedy

<~~>(So refreshing to be in a room that doesn't scream 'English please', hope I haven't spoken too soon)

SonnyMUC (pal-editor): Mystic..english please

abouishak95:

SonnyMUC (pal-editor): danny english please

<~~>(How dare them make SonnyMUC (pal-editor) text in red)

abouishak95:

<~~>(abouishak95 couldn't resist rubbing salt into the wounds of these two daring chatters)

Can you believe the chutzpah, the audacity, the nerve of Mystic Sea Maiden & danny_gitar77 thinking they had the right to do as others? How dare them think they had the right to follow the example of their paltalk peers. Some people never learn.


~~~~~~~The Pratttler~~~~~~

AND THEY SAY LIBERALS CUT AND RUN

Have you ever sat in an SI room and counted how many times neo-nuts scream "Liberals just want to cut and run" and yet it's only neo-nuts I ever see 'cutting and running'.

Take tommyjohnson44, as seen here. We all know that tommy is known for always saying liberals cut and run, it's like his battlecry, tommy screams it so loud no one would ever suspect he would cut and run. Well surprise, surprise, it seems little tommyboy just might not be the staying sort he tries to portray himself as.


Oh hell why don't I just let you see for yourself.

Mystic Sea Maiden: After getting a 25 percent cut in funding for the Violence Against Women Act and for the Victims of Crime Act by President George Bush, local victim’s advocates are worried about how services to victims will be provided.

Mystic Sea Maiden: look it up tommy

Mystic Sea Maiden: bush made those cuts and wants to make more for 2009

tommyjohnson44: i dotn believe you mystic

tommyjohnson44: please give me a link

Mystic Sea Maiden: http://www.register-news.com/local/local_story_095232118.html this was budget plan in 2008 go read about it tommy

Mystic Sea Maiden: http://www.stopfamilyviolence.org/media/BriefingBookFY09condensed.pdf this is the actual 2009 budget cut plan by bush tommy

Mystic Sea Maiden: will you go read them, tommy are you man enough?

tommyjohnson44: mystic im reading and youre dishonest

Mystic Sea Maiden: this is from site you said it isnt While Congress saved the VOCA Fund from elimination, $35 million was cut from the FY ‘08 the VOCA cap.

Mystic Sea Maiden: President Bush’s 2009 budget proposal, released Feb. 4, proposes a devastating $120 million cut in Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) funds, caps Victim of Crime Act (VOCA) funding at the lowest level in 6 years, does not provide any increases for Family Violence Prevention and Services Act (shelter) funding, and ELIMINATES the $2 billion in the VOCA reserve.

Mystic Sea Maiden: tommy are you going to say that Break the Cycle, Family Violence Prevention Fund, Girls Incorporated, Jewish Women International, just to mention a few are lying about bush cuts?

tommyjohnson44: im going to bed

*** tommyjohnson44 has left the room ***

Now I'm no expert but it does seem like tommy is, an expert at cutting and running that is. Yet, you've got to give him credit, he did say please.

They don't call me Facetious Muse for nothing

BTW here are those links mentioned above for those of you that might want to read more about how baby bush is cutting funds to programs for victims of violent crimes. Register News & Stop Family Violence