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Showing posts with label LordMercifulVoo. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

VOORONICA'S CLOSET

Dear Rattlers have you ever wondered was causes Paltalk's phoney 'extraordinarie' Lord Merciless Voo to exhibit irrational and unbalanced behaviour of the kind we witnessed this week? When he vacillated from condemning Barack Obama one day for addressing AIPAC, to a position where Palestine wouldn't be suffering like they do if not for the 'terrorist group' Hamas.

"It is all Hamas's fault! GO ISREAL!" he screamed not 24 hours after wanting to have Obama hog tied for upsetting the Independents by kissing AIPAC's arse. I told Voo he was a political Pollyanna if he thinks the road to the White House does not go through AIPAC and not to think about giving up his day job to enter politics.

The answer to how all this flip-flopping manifests is simple really, this man is barking mad. Which would be all fine and dandy if he didn't prey on vulnerable women and leave at least 2 that I know almost suicidal.

For those Rattlers with an eye for detail you will have picked up me referring to Lord Voo, as Lord Merciless Voo, and I do this for a reason. Not only is Lord Merciless Voo not a Lawyer, which many of you have already worked out, he is a cruel cyber predator who preys on vulnerable lonely women.

Let me share a sad story with you which may help some other poor hapless and vulnerable woman to avoid his, shall we say allure, in the future.

Now this story is not second hand gossip, I was close to the person this happened to and spent hours of my time talking her back from the edge when her world seemed to fall apart.

As you know Rattlers there a many lonely men and women on these chat programs and even more monsters willing to take advantage of them for nothing more than an act of cruelty or a financial shake down.

The woman in questioned IM'd me one night to tell me she was "in love with Voo." Hold on a moment "Voo is a chat room nic" I said.

"Yes, he is being very guarded, but I know how he feels about me
" she purred.

"Do you know his real name? Have you even seen a photograph, or spoken live on cam with Voo?
" I asked, astounded that this seemingly intelligent woman was telling me she had fallen in love with a chat room persona who was being so guarded he didn't share any of his personal details with her.

A few days later....

"I am going to leave my husband, I have been unhappy for a long time
," she said, trying her best to convince me that she was not doing this on the flimsy evidence before me.

Sad story cut to the chase....

The woman in question, found a new apartment, purchased new furniture, and of course splurged on some very pretty new underwear, which she said made Lord Voo giggle like a school boy. One night her partner of 14 years came home from work and found her with her bags in the hall ready to leave. She moved into her love nest and waited with pounding heart for Lord Voo to fly into her arms for the much anticipated passionate embrace. Lord Voo had tantalized his victim with sweet whisperings that he is a 'big man'. He had told his victim that she had to prove this was what she wanted by leaving her husband. Then, and only then, would he trust her with his personal information, like a name! She was still calling him Voo.

She waited and waited. He did not return her calls and went AWOL from Paltalk. She was beside herself. Heartbroken and thoroughly humiliated. But such is the power of cyber fantasy she "still loved him". Aunty Kate took a cyber whip to her dumb arse and tried to get her to wake up and smell the coffee. She finally made contact with Lord Voo and he was dismissive of her distress.

"I think you need to be on your own for a while to be sure this is what you want.
" He said.

Still no name, no photograph, no sweet words of reassurance.

After a week of crying her self to the point of exhaustion she saw the light. She realized what a great guy she had left sobbing in the hallway and it is a big cold world out there for a woman who has had a hunky man around to protect her for 14 years. Her husband took her back.

When I spoke to her a few weeks later she was still talking about Voo, "I still love him" she said, speculating on the what if's. She could not see that the only 'what if' here was, what if Lord Voo had been a TOTAL monster and let her husband know what she had done. He did have her phone number and had called her at home several times, after all the telephone is way more intimate. She can be grateful Lord Merciless Voo's game is only to hurt the women he targets. I felt very sorry for this woman but distanced myself from her on the belief that she is a total flake.

Lord Voo has been very nervous that I might blow the whistle on him for this, and another incident where his bullshit of being a Lawyer was blown wide when he needed to come clean on project we had been working on to set him up as a radio talk show host on Paltalk. He pulled the now infamous stunt of giving SillyFandango and BIGMAC_2008 Admin hats. He is as cunning as a shit house rat, he knew this would be a deal breaker for me as it brought his judgment into serious question. I handed in my Admin hat and we had a parting of the ways that ensured I would no longer have input into the project for the radio chat program. I has spent many hours working with Lord Voo on this and had offered to pay the $3000 to secure a Paltalk Green Room. But he had to come clean with his real name so his credentials as a Lawyer could be verified as I was being asked to help secure sponsors and involve people, whom like myself don't work with phoneys. His fear of being exposed saw him try several lame attempts to drive me from his room, and his rule of no BANS stuffed him somewhat.

However, all that changed this week when Lord Merciless Voo tried to flex his cyber muscle in an attempt to leave me bleeding in the hall as we all saw he had done with Vixee. I did try to warn Lord Voo in text that I am not Vixee, and he would need to come up to meet me in a fight because I was not going down into the gutter with him.

"You can't do drama with me! You don't run shit around here, get out!
" he screamed.

He launched into his usual blustering tired old tirade. I mean there are only so many times one can call a person a "Mother fucking cock sucking, dripping pussy whore," before it becomes comedic.

Never being one to run to or from a fight, I raised my hand to speak, taking the fight right up too Lord Voo.

Isabellah was cautioning from the sidelines "Careful Kate" Isabellah was told to line up behind Lord Voo and I would give her a serve after I was done with him.

Lord Voo was shitting his pants about now.

"You stay on topic you whore!" He screamed. "You can't do drama with me you wrinkly old dripping pussy fake black woman"

"Voo did you learn to present arguments like that at law school?"
I teased as I waited for the mic.

Rattlers as you know Lord Voo expects his Admins to take ALL kinds of vile abuse without losing control and using the RED DOT. Lord Voo was going to be sorely tested here and he knew it.
My turn came to take the mic and I got no more than half a sentence out and I was red dotted.

"Stay on topic bitch!
" he screamed.

The speaker before me had been Paleoconservative, and before him that slimy amphibian from the Everglades, Moderate Conservative. The most vile pig of a man to ever draw a hog's breath.

Lord Voo lost badly and he is too stupid to see it. Poor sad man he is the laughing stock of every decent person on Paltalk.

For those who think this post is lies and bullshit and created to show Lord Voo in a bad light, I challenge Lord Voo to face off with me anywhere anytime and we'll see who is lying.

Lord Merciful Voo is a vile cyber predator, he uses people when it suits him to do so, and hurts women for sport. When he gets close to being exposed, he hits self-destruct and tries to crush anyone who can expose him. Sorry Lord Merciless Voo you picked a fight with the wrong person this time. From a young woman I have been fighting men who make you look like the cockroach you are and left them flat out on the floor. Vermin I squash under foot, and you are vermin Lord Merciless Voo.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

LORDMERCIFULVOO, TROLLING?






LordMercifulVoo; love him or hate him, everyone knows him, right? Before everyone runs to comments to remind me, yes I remember Lord telling me right here on The Ratttler not to discuss him, I'm sure he didn't mean never again if not, oh well sue me. (after all he is an attorney, isn't he?)

I was just trolling some rooms when my heart stopped as I saw LordMercifulVoo text in Paltalk Studio A, Lord's text words put shivers down my spine, I couldn't believe my eyes, had the world gone insane? Tell me I'm not seeing Lord seeking recognition or is it worst, could it be that Lord's pleading for attention?

Won't you help me and voice your opinion if Lord's being egoistical or insecure?



LordMercifulVoo: Gary has more people in this room than my room, and I am not sure I like that. (is that including the absentee chatters?)

Show Screener (paltalk): LOL vOO (BOAZ looks so sweet being submissive, doesn't he?)

lively_oak: VOOOOOOOOOOO JUST REMEMBER ALL THESE PEOPLE WILL GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM (and just to hear you, lively_oak)

LordMercifulVoo: I am actually thinking about quiting. I'm tired of admining.(maybe Lord will appoint a super-admin when he takes a vacation)

Sylvia_Lovejoy: noooooooooooo, Voo!!!!!(don't faint Sylvia, noooooooooooo)

LordMercifulVoo:lol@lively

lively_oak: I WILL STRANGLE YOU (homicidal tendencies?)

lively_oak: VOOOOOOOOOO I PROMISE YOU IF YOU QUIT I WILL COME FIND YOU IN INDY (stalking qualities?)

LordMercifulVoo:Well, Lively, this is consuming a lot of time, though. (a lot of time? but didn't Lord just say Gary's room has more people than his and isn't Gary's room open only an hour a day?)

LordMercifulVoo:
I have to go enjoy the summer!
(don't forget spring)

LordMercifulVoo: And spring.

lively_oak: MAKE SOMEONE ELSE A SUPER ADMIN BUT YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE (where have I heard that before?)

LordMercifulVoo: No, lively. lol No one will run the room the way I will. lol (they won't? please tell us Lord what makes your admining special)

LordMercifulVoo: Lively, name one admin that would tolerate you. (S_LINK90, tucherb, Jesus Claus, oh and you can't forget Gary, oak is in his room atm)

LordMercifulVoo: Lively, name one admin that would tolerate Mothers. lol(see above)

lively_oak: OK MAKE ME THE SUPER ADMIN (what have you done Lord?)


LordMercifulVoo: Name one admin that would tolerate ConservativeVoo! (you got me there, wait isn't ConservativeVoo also in Gary's room atm?)

lively_oak: I WOULD LET MOTHERS RANT

LordMercifulVoo: Name one admin that would tolerate ConservativeVoo! (is there an echo in here?)

lively_oak: I WOULD LET MOTHERS RANT (we heard you the first time, the entire western hemisphere heard you)


lively_oak: I WOULD (we believe you, you don't have to convince us by repeating yourself... again)

angelhart_: lively a super admin?( there's been scarier thoughts... maybe there hasn't been)

LordMercifulVoo: Name ONE admin that would tolerate Classic. (only YOU, LordMercifulVoo? did I guess correctly, what have I won?)



So which it is loyal Ratttlers, I've placed this poll and don't worry it's anonymous. (wouldn't want you worrying about being banned from a room or two.)


Get your own Poll!





So does Lord get the badge of:

Egoistical:


OR



Insecure:

~~~The Pratttler~~~

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

KISS ARMY! RAWWWWWWWWWK!

I'm sure you've all seen this video of TheAssignedMod ranting away about LordMercifulVoo. But I just noticed, along with others in the room, how much clutter and crap is infesting this white trashy basement hideaway. Do you notice all the KISS memorabilia? This guy is obsessed with KISS! There's a poster, several boxes of random KISS crap. KISS is this guy's life. I wonder if he feels any disloyalty to Gene Simmons wearing that AC/DC cap. As itsmejane_1 said:

itsmejane_1: Assmod has a Paul Stanley mic
Jesus Claus: a Paul Stanley PENIS mic
itsmejane_1: GET IT.... A PAUL STANLEY MIC... THE MIC KEEPS GOING DOWN...GET IT GET IT!

I can't quite make out the logo on his shirt, but it definitely could be NASCAR related. And over his left shoulder, you can just make out where a trailer park garage sale exploded. This is the sad, sad legacy of decades of Southern inbreeding, culminating ultimately in this pathetic, KISS obsessed shell of a man.



JC

Monday, April 07, 2008

SUDDENLY, PEACE BREAKS OUT

Well, Mainstream has turned into the Israel/Palestine room once again. Let me introduce you to the combatants:

Zionists
- sophia_175 - Israeli, best known for her devastating zinger, "Howz that?"
- LordMercifulVoo - Has decided today to come out in favor of Israel, possibly because he sees that side with fewer fighters, and he likes to even up the sides.
- lively_oak - I like lively, but she has a tendency to read long tracts of text on the mic, when she's not screaming like a PMSing banshee.
- zuma girl - I think another Israeli, who is currently threatening to bash anyone who tries to come attack Israel.
- MORE AID 4 ISRAEL - Republican robot who doesn't help the zionist side much because of his fairly frequent quasi-racist remarks.
- frank_rizzo_1 - Possible crypto-racist, but he did point out that European Jews are susceptible to semitic diseases like Tay-Sachs, which is a very good point, and goes a long way toward knocking down the anti-zionist argument that the Jews of Europe have no connection to Israel.
- str8ghtup - Claims Iran supplies Hamas with rockets (True). Claims we should bomb women and children if they are near weapons (Questionable).

Anti-Zionists
- ThatGuy222 - Laconic moron who has an obsession with Jesus Claus, possibly bordering on gay stalking. But he does have valid points to make about Israeli aggression.
- justblove - Fixated on the meaning of the word "Semite," as if that alone will make his argument valid.
- Dawood Abdullah - Delights in calling anyone who supports Israel a house negro, by what logic, I cannot fathom.
- limeybuster1949 - Deranged with obsession over the USS Liberty attack. Is convinced the Palestinians are being ethnically cleansed.
- Dushan29 - Cited the known antisemitic site JewWatch, which makes me question his basic humanity.
- Mitsuk - Tireless crusader for human rights. She just happens to be wrong about this issue, but she would punch me in the shoulder if I said that sitting next to her. *OW*


There were other ancillary participants on both sides, throwing accusations of people being fake jews, others being terrorist supporters. The battle raged openly for over two hours, with many casualties on both sides. I think the zionists had the upper hand, mainly due to the presence of Voo, with Dawood, TG, and justblove's inexplicable insistence on throwing around the house negro accusation inevitably weakening their arguments. The battle has now turned to Ghanese slave forts, Voo is bashing justblove and asking for reparations now, so I guess the great Israel/Palestine Battle of April 7th is over.

JC

Sunday, April 06, 2008

UNHEALTHY OBSESSIONS

Dear Rattlers it must be time that some of the desperate and dateless women on Paltalk, who clearly have an obsession with my alter -ego AKA Aunty Kate, got a life.

isabellah-1 seems to have an incurable affliction, coupled with her delusion that she 'slapped' me off the mic in LordMercifulVoo's room. Now this stupid woman voted for Bush twice. Shall I say more. Hardly necessary.

Now vixee and her little side kick SpiritoftheRuins are snapping at my heels at any given opportunity and leaving the room does not seem to stop the invective.

The room text below was sent to me some time after I had left mylady_arwen_1's room after Vixee and Spirit of the Ruins arrived and started attacking flynn62 without provocation. These bitches hunt in packs like all good dogs. All chance of a decent discussion continuing was lost. Now Flynn was doing nothing to warrant this attack except he was being critical of the government of the USA. I guess Vixee and Spirit of the Ruins have been closeted Bush supporters all along.

Now dear Rattlers take a look at this room text. See if you can spot anything that Spirit of the Ruins said that could possibly warrant Vixee mentioning my name for any reason. This is clearly an obsession. I do hope it is not any kind of unrequited love. It is very disturbing to see women obsess over other women, it is kind of spooky really. It is usually males who do this when a women refuses to show him her tits. Vixee if you read this dear I am NOT showing you my tits.


SpiritoftheRuins:
arwen..have you been up right thru .. i saw you around 1 am my time

doppleganger_1: When was the LAST time Americans rioted??? lol

Q-UK: the jews got the karma!

SpiritoftheRuins: hey pitts

stainless-john301: you are divided and all think of them selves

vixee: oh spirit you mean to say that kates enlightenment and brillance did not soothe you?

Still-Here2: lol spirt , ole superkate strikes again

Youngblood_USA: Apparently they aren't happy.

Still-Here2: lol

shyann_4: Emomz gtsy

Raisin Cane: oh god

mylady_arwen_1: yes ive been up since 2am its now 1pm

shyann_4: Hi Still

SpiritoftheRuins: lol vixee...and Still...good grief imagine living with that rant daily


See what I mean Rattlers? This Vixee woman is a borderline stalker. And it gets worse.


Now this is even more bizarre. Spirit of the Ruins was referring to Raisin Cane who had been dotted for singing at the mic. In Vixee's booze soaked brain she thought she was talking about me. I am glad there are 17,000 ks of deep blue ocean between me and this obsessed lunatic.

vixee: let cane have th emic

pittsburghsteelers2k7: dopple never a need too

SpiritoftheRuins: omg vixee...you really have no mercy on my headache

Youngblood_USA: and THAT IS THE PROBLEM.

vixee: geez all she was doing was serenading me

Raisin Cane: he likies to hear himself reiterate

doppleganger_1: never the capability to

shyann_4: Hi Misty

altonemuk1: yes sniffing too

mylady_arwen_1: ok im going bitch lol#

Still-Here2: lol

vixee: yes cane he is a willing slave

SpiritoftheRuins: vixee <---nut magnet

pittsburghsteelers2k7: lol ok dopple thats not true

Raisin Cane: yup

vixee: loooooool spiritttttt

SpiritoftheRuins: lol

shyann_4: Hi Lady Wicca

Youngblood_USA: I will not submit to tyranny.

shyann_4: Hi Boo

emomz: awww,I will bake a cake with a saw for young and nooger

pittsburghsteelers2k7: when has britain stood up to their govt

Raisin Cane: YUP he is black .... for reals

doppleganger_1: Constantly

stainless-john301: pittsburg every day

vixee: kate is pissed that i will not bite spirit she needs more ammo for her venom

IS THIS A BLOODY OBSESSION OR WHAT? VIXEE I AM NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY TITS. RAISIN CANE LOVES YOU, ASK HER, YOU'LL SCORE BIG TIME THERE. SHE MAY EVEN SERENADE YOU WITH THE FLASH.

Now Spirit of the Ruins and I came to some grief a while back when she was screaming into the mic that she hated WHITE Christians.

"I will never forgive them," she said.

I have no affection for what the Christian invaders did in my country either, but I don't blame Christians in 2008 for that. Spirit of the Ruins was unrelenting in her hatred for the white Christian rapists and murderers and cuts their decendents no slack. Well don't look now Spirit of the Ruins but Vixee is a WHITE Christian. She is also a racist bitch who has no respect for Native Americans. She is on record calling Mitsuk and Kenonwes "scalpers".

Spirit of the Ruins, may not show Vixee her tits, but she would have us believe that she is a Native American. If this is true, she is more than a hypocrite even aligning herself with someone who used a vile racial slur like that against other Native North Americans. You can fool some of the people some of the time Spirit of the Ruins but some of us were NOT born yesterday.

Well dear Rattlers now that I have that off my chest, I do feel better. Now I shall get back to more meaningful pursuits and hope that by the time I venture into another Paltalk room these silly women will have found another object for their obsessions. I can't help being fabulous...***Smiles***

Saturday, March 22, 2008

WILL THE REAL SHIT-STIRRER PLEASE STAND UP?




Everyone that is anyone knows that S_LINK90 is a self-admitted shit-stirrer of S.I. in Paltalk, but with some information passed on to me, S_Link90 just might be knocked down to second place shit stirrer by Carmen_.

Again with the proof, trust must be a thing of the past, let's allow Carmen_'s words to speak for her.

LordMercifulVoo: lol

LordMercifulVoo: I don't know how I destroyed Debate Central just because I got my hat back from Dommie and told LittleBit and Abby off.

LordMercifulVoo: Carmen said that I closed Debate Central.

LordMercifulVoo: I did not; Meritman did and I never told him to do so - I told them to talk to Meritman.

LordMercifulVoo: And then I gave Carmen all of the recordings.

LordMercifulVoo: Carmen said she never heard on the tape where Slink called Dommie a psychotic fat bitch.

LordMercifulVoo: That told me that Carmen was bias and had a grudge.

LordMercifulVoo: I played the tape for her and she shut up about that but complained about something else.

LordMercifulVoo: That told me that she was disingenuous.

LordMercifulVoo: She told me that I gave her the recordings because I was trying to poison her mind!

LordMercifulVoo: LOL

LordMercifulVoo: I cursed her out, and told her that if she thought that, then she sshould have never accepted any recording from me.

LordMercifulVoo: She is a stupid ass woman.

LordMercifulVoo: Just outrageous.

LordMercifulVoo: So now....

LordMercifulVoo: Carmen stays in Debate Central or Slink's room and she says she hates Slink.



Not enough proof for you doubters, too one sided? Do you really think The Pratttler would only have that little bit? Read on, my little skeptics.

Carmen_: did you ask Voo to help you open another room while you were still admining in Dommie's room?

S_LINK90: ask him

Carmen_: that's what he says.. I want to know from you if it's true

S_LINK90: i and finished with the both of them

S_LINK90: they are both idiots

Carmen_: okay.. whatever... but please just answer that question.. it'll stay with me.. I won't talk to anyone about it

Carmen_: he has a tape of a conversation with you.. well part of a tape anyway.. and it sounds like you called Dommie a psychotic bitch and are asking him to start a room with you.. is that true?

S_LINK90: well i know it wont stay with you but after that morning when i woke up and dommie pmed all of the admins saying she had "ISSUES" and was gponna close the room down,i had enough of her shit and talked to voo and asked him if he wanted to open another room because i was tired of her bullshit. he said yes if,, she closed her room.

S_LINK90: thats all...

Carmen_: okay

S_LINK90: you have the tape,,i meant every word

Carmen_: shit I missed that last thing you said.. closed the window right when it was coming up

S_LINK90: if and when you finaly get tired of thier shit,, we allways have a place for you hear.

S_LINK90: i said,,"you have the tape,,i meant every word"

S_LINK90: seeya around carms

Carmen_: okay link.. thanks

Carmen_: fyi.. he says that anonymous blog that talks about the rift between all of you and dommie... he says it's yours.. I think HE probably wrote it.. but he's been saying it's you

S_LINK90: hes full of shit,,it aint me.

Carmen_: I didn't think so


These two remarks made by Carmen_ outshine S_link90's best attempts at being number one shit-stirrer in S.I. of Paltalk:

Carmen_: fyi.. he says that anonymous blog that talks about the rift between all of you and dommie... he says it's yours.. I think HE probably wrote it.. but he's been saying it's you (nah this isn't attempt to kick-start a fire between LordMercifulVoo & S_Link90)

&

Carmen_: okay.. whatever... but please just answer that question.. it'll stay with me.. I won't talk to anyone about it ( just think about it: how did I, The Pratttler, get this information?)


To Be Continued
(teaser: recorded audio of S_Link90 requesting LordMercifulVoo to open a room together)

The Pratttler

Friday, March 21, 2008

THE PRATTTLER LIES!



That lying Pratttler has told another whopper. It's not DommieGoddess hiding under the nic happy_854 but LordMercifulVoo. Makes you wonder doesn't it? Is Voo trying to pull the wool over the Phantom's eyes? Is Dommie trying to confuse the blogging community? Are they working together? Nah .. too dumb, too chicken, too... well you get the picture. But you, Pratttler, are definitely trying to fool me. Take that you lying ho!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

WHY LORDMERCIFULVOO WAS BANNED

Only the facts from The Pratttler, no rumors or guesses, only hard, concrete & provable facts.

I'm sure everyone remembers LordMercifulVoo being banned from Mainstream Politics in Debate Central (MPiDC), as I'm as sure everyone has heard a rumor or two about who did it and why it was done. You no longer have to guess or wonder which rumor is fact and which aren't, thanks to me, The Pratttler.

Here are the facts:

1>Tucherb was the one to ban LordMercifulVoo

2>Tucherb was responsible for auntykate_1's leave of admin duties in MPiDC

3>LordMercifulVoo did offer Mainstream Politics to DommieGoddess

4>Auntykate_1 adminned fairly and was attacked for her association with LordMercifulVoo

5>MPiDC were informed by paltalk they could no longer use the name MPiDC

6>MPiDC is now once again Debate Central

7>Tucherb is a lover scorned and wanted to settle the score

8> Bobby Boom Boom McGee is super admin in Debate Central to try to keep it going

9>DommieGoddess said she will never return

10>S_LINK90 is loving it and spreading rumors galore


I know you want proof, after all I said provable facts. How to prove this, what a derisory situation I've put myself in...

Yes, I'm fooling you, here is the audio between LordMercifulVoo and tucherb, I think it will speak for itself:

(this is only part one, a teaser if you will.)



That isn't all, do you really think The Pratttler would leave you hanging like that?


Here you can listen to part two, hear how Tucherb accuses LordMercifulVoo of closing down DommieGoddess room when it was meritman

Part Three can't be missed, Tucherb tells us all how he feels about LordMercifulVoo and proves men hold grudges much longer than women

Part Four it really gets luscious as DommieGoddess enters the conversation

And best of all the end, shows LordMercifulVoo can and does apologize when he is in the wrong and how Tucherb became a scorned lover.

Isn't that a wonderful way for LordMercifulVoo to be repaid for his compassion for DommieGoddess when she was being attacked by S_LINK90, LittleBitNotAlot & abby_1312? You don't believe me, The Pratttler!?! Again you want proof? What ever happened to trust? Proof is what you want, proof is what you will get:

LordMercifulVoo: Dommie is in private and crying.

LordMercifulVoo: She didn't know that Slink would talk about her like this.

LordMercifulVoo: She didn't think that Slink would do this.

LordMercifulVoo: She is crying.

LordMercifulVoo: She didn't think that Slink would do this.

LordMercifulVoo: He is an underhanded son of a bitch!

LordMercifulVoo: Slink is like that

LordMercifulVoo: He betrayed her.

LordMercifulVoo: He said I betrayed her.

LordMercifulVoo: Dommie said I could return and admin anytime I wanted after I gave up the hat.

LordMercifulVoo: I honestly did not want to share that tape with Dommie.

LordMercifulVoo: I wouldn't have been a friend if I didn't.

LordMercifulVoo: Share the tape.

LordMercifulVoo: His [S_Link90] ass should be exposed.


I guess in paltalk rooms, as in politics 'There are no permanent friends'.

To Be Continued (teaser: Carmen_ is involved)


The Pratttler

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

PRECIOUS PETS AND PEOPLE WITH ZERO ABILITY TO COMPREHEND WHAT THEY READ

Well, dear Rattlers, regardless of the time I took to give a full and detailed account of WHY I handed my admin hat back to LordMercifulVoo, and removed myself from his group, it seems that people like shyann_4, and others who say they read the Blog, don't seem to have grasped that Lord Voo DID NOT take my hat. We had a clash of 'style' and I no longer admin for him. My choice. THE END. It is being said that I have been banned from Lord Voo's the room. Well that is strange... I was in there this morning briefly. Lord Voo does not BAN anyone, in fact if you can guarantee enough drama in the room, like sillyfandango or bigmac_2008 are able to do, he will even give you a hat.

There are those among us who think I was being 'spiteful' and 'angry' to write the Blog, which I was told shows Lord Voo in 'bad light'.

Well Pastor Wright is telling it like it was and is and Americans are pissing their pants, that someone is telling the truth and going as far as to say "God damn you, America." Not that what happens in a trivial chat room can be in anyway compared with the profound matters of which Pastor Wright spoke, however facts are facts and if anyone cares to dispute anything Pastor Wright said not being fact, I'd like to hear it sometime. Likewise for what I have said.

There was no spite or anger in anything I wrote, however I don't feel I owe a modicum of loyalty or respect to someone who treated me and people who worked their arses off for him like we were lackies, and I make no bones about voicing my disapproval and disgust. If people who know that what I said was the truth don't have the courage to stand up and be counted, I am not going to lose any sleep over it. But I hold no grudges and find no difficulty moving on. Lord Voo is the loser here, and I think he would know that.

So dear Shyann just read the Blog a few more times dear, I know you are not very bright and you'd love to twist this to be something it is not. But there you have it. Take it or leave it.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

HOW THE WORM TURNS

Well dear Rattlers, a week in Paltalk is a long time. It will not be long before the word gets out that I have turned in my admin hat in Lord Voo's room. It is not a rumour. I did indeed tell Lord Voo that I would no longer admin for him after he showed no regard for the admins who were running his room, and even less regard for the chatters who visit his room, unless of course you were a known room disruptor guaranteed to generate some drama.

Lord Voo had, in the opinion of many, handcuffed his admins to deal effectively with the tsunami of racial attacks that seems to be incumbent with the election campaign currently underway in the USA. There was daily confusion among the admins and the chatters about what the rules were with regard to 'racial baiting', and racial slurs. One day when matters were way out of control, Lord Voo made his grand entrance and snatched the mic, he declared that there would be NO racial slurs or attacks in his room, period! Relieved to hear this I posted that into the room welcome. NO warning for racial slurs. And for 12 blissful hours this calmed the room down. But the next day I returned and every vile racial slur in the book was being plastered all over the room. I promptly started to red dot the offenders, other admins followed suit to make sure the offenders got the message it was not going to be tolerated.

The next day Lord Voo sent a IM to his admins advising of his rules, which had changed from NO racial slurs PERIOD, to warning offenders in text, if they do it again, take the mic and tell them at the mic to stop. If they still persist, red dot for 5 mins, if they still persist then bounce.

Are you with me here Rattlers? Can you imagine the pandemonium? While two admins in a room with 110 people, many of them out of control gremlins, tried to work within these parameters.

I lodged my protest to Lord Voo that this made his admins work much harder than I thought volunteer people may be willing to do, just to keep his numbers up. Lord Voo would not budge.

Then he appointed sillyfandango and bigmac_2008 as admins and left yours truly to deal with them with no real power to stop their destructive sortie.

Last night was another hellish experience, and no one's idea of fun, for the admins in Voo's room trying to bring some kind of order to the chaos.

lively_oak, a fine little chatter, if she restricts her intake of RED BULL to 20 cans a day, got into 'war' with Admin sophia_175, who was at her wits end with Lively's antics and room disruption. Lively tested Sophia's patience to the point where she bounced Lively for something I knew Voo would not support, and that was text scrolling in the room. Red dots are all we were allowed for text scrolling. Meanwhile the room is flying with msvlj703, and weetbix101 the two newest admins doing a fine job of writing the 'warning messages in text' for the numerous race baiting offenders and even more racial slurs. There were red dots all over the place for the offenders who did not heed the warnings in text. Speakers had to be asked to wait while Admins get the mic warning to offenders. What a bloody shambles. The known shit stirrers were screaming 'we'll tell Voo' My reply was they could tell the Pope, I didn't give a shit.

To assist the chatters and the admins, who needed to give the warnings and call time, I asked all of the admins to use red font, so we, and the chatters could see each other. This was working like a charm until AbettyHRH entered the room with red text. Abetty was respectfully asked to change her font, and told why we would like her to do so. Ms Abetty, a friend of Lord Voo's was adamant that she would keep her font red. This was of course picked up immediately by the known room disrupters, who all changed to red font. I asked Ms Abettt and all smart arses to give the admins a break and work with us. They were all adamant that they would do as they pleased. WorthyOfUrAttn, advised me that Ms Abetty was a friend of Voo's and an Attorney no less. I really didn't care if Abetty was a friend of the Pope and sat in the bench of the High Court, she had no jurisdiction in a room I was trying to run. Ms Abetty would not c0-operate, so I slapped a red dot on the arse of our learned friend and left it there. The other offenders in the room got the message and changed their font. Calm was restored enough for the chat to flow again.

Miss Lively was released from her bounce and came back the room with renewed vigor to continue the war with Sophia, and also push my patience to the limits. Ms Lively was given several cautions, a red dot and finally sent to bed, with no more RED BULL, until the morning.

Today was a brand new day! I had been for an early morning swim, read the newspapers, popped into this blog and had a great laugh at cLumpmeister's delightful posting. I went into Voo's room. Several Admins IM'd me that they were at their wits end with Lively Oak and wanted to bounce her. daniel_england_00 could take no more when Lively jumped in the mic calling the men "sons of cunts!" and reminding them they they all entered this world via a cunt! The word was repeated without benefit of any other words to make any sense of someone screaming "cunt cunt cunt" into the mic. Daniel red dotted Lively, and felt the need to apologize to me for doing so. I told him that he made a good call.

paleoconservative was next on the mic and he never had much of any real value to contribute. When I am not wearing a hat I put the little cretin onto ignore and divert my attention to something else when he speaks. Lively was next and for reasons only known to her she changed the topic to her belief that paleoconservative was a pedophile. IM's to me asking "do you really want this room to empty?" bombarded my screen.

Lively was stopped at the mic and told she could not call people 'pedophiles', it is a Terms of Service violation of Paltalk:

(b) transmitting any unlawful, threatening, abusive, profane, offensive, defamatory, or hateful text or voice communication or Images or other material, or any racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable material,

Lively was given a 5 min time out. Paleo was next at the mic. He was asked to move along and get back to a political discussion. Before he could to so there was a room raid of mic jumpers, that had to be dealt with. As Paleo took the mic about a minute or so later, I saw that Lord Voo had removed Lively's red dot and her hand was back up. How smug she must have been feeling that she could run to Lord Voo and he would override an Admin's decision without any discussion with the Admin who dotted her. Now perhaps if Daniel England or one of the other Admins who may be intimidated by Lord Voo had dotted Lively, the situation may have ended there with the whole room observing that the Admins in the room had no real power. Lord Voo, who could take a page out of George Bush's manual for destruction of a nation vetoed my decision and became the 'Decider guy' even though he had not witnessed the events leading up to Lively getting dotted. Unfortunately, it was me who dotted Lively, and I have yet to meet the man who intimidates me. So I had some private words with Lord Voo, who should have left it there. But no, Lord Voo, ever the showman had to take the mic and ask Lively why she lied to him in IM about the dot. He did support my decision and told Lively that she would keep the dot on. Gee, thanks Lord Voo, we had that under control, and did not need you dropping what you were doing in Classicmfree's room, to berate the Admins and tell us how incompetent we all were and if we could not run the room without you, you would close it. To that I say, Lord Voo I have had more experience in senior managerial positions than you have had bloody birthdays! I am sure I can run a chat room without the need of supervision or interference.

Lord Voo and I took this to a private room where Lord Voo mistook me for someone who would listen to his rants. He was advised to cool it or the discussion was terminated and we were done. He allowed me to give him a full account of what had gone down in the past few days and how his silly restrictive rules for admins was making the job harder than it needed to be, or that I felt I or any of the other admins would tolerate for long. Well Lord Voo was not listening, all he heard was a woman telling him how to run his room. He started the rant again and going off onto tangents, bringing all kinds of extraneous bullshit into the discussion. At this time I had lost all respect for him and said, "well fuck you." Oh dear, this did cause him an affront. He was hurt that I would reduce the discussion to that level, after all, were we not adults? I said "yes we are adults and as an adult, I am telling you what I think of this bullshit" I apologized, but that fell on deaf ears. He kept ranting about me swearing at him, and how we should have a better level of communication than that. Yes well, Lord Voo, when I work with people and show them my unwavering loyalty, I don't expect to be told that if I don't like your rules I can "leave and take my friends with me." My choice is to leave, and whether or not my friends wish to continue to work so hard for you with NO APPRECIATION or consideration for how difficult your ineptitudes have made their job, that is up to them.

I returned to your room later in the day under another nic. There was no discussion of any substance. Lively was jumping around like a demented pixie telling people "we can say anything we like in here" The welcome message in the room asked chatters to keep 'race baiting to a minimum' With that kind of an opened ended MO I am glad I won't be having to deal with what some of the chatters might call a MINIMUM.

I wish to thank the excellent Admins I worked with in Mainstream Politics, notwithstanding the disastrous choice of appointing SillyFandango and BigMac. We all worked very hard to help Voo create a good room, but Voo does not want a GOOD room he wants a BIG ROOM, without doing any of the hard yards himself. He did not spend much time in his own room today, there was too much drama to be had in a mud slinging contest with his old adversary Bobby Boom Boom McGee in Classic's room to show his admins he appreciated their time by being a participant in his own room.

I hold no hard feelings for Lord Voo, and I will never join the backstabbing bastards who would tell lies about him. I stood by him over the closing of Debate Central because I trusted that he was doing the right thing. It is a great pity, and Lord Voo is the loser here, that he did not extend that trust to me.

This is a huge year for me, as I will be traveling back and forth to the Northern Territory to undertake a Degree in Community Services, Sport and Recreation, which will give me the skills I need to work in Aboriginal communities developing programs for youth health and welfare. I am looking forward to going back to 'country'. This is going to reduce the time I cam spend on Paltalk, which is going to send cheers of relief rumbling down Republican corridors. But I have made so many great mates on Paltalk and I won't be able to stay away completely. When time permits, and my co-admins are available, I will be opening my room The Hot Seat International Political Chat room. It is a room with a bit of a difference. We chat about a range of political issues and world affairs, play audios, stream videos, play music if it suits us and generally have a good time. My zero tolerance for racial attacks and room disruption guarantees that the room will never be a big drama filled room, that so many like to visit. But we like it, so come visit us in the HOT SEAT when you see the room open.

Thank you dear Rattlers it has been fun blogging with you but I must bid you a fond farewell and wish all peace and light.

THE MOB

Here's auntykate turning her, once mild-mannered, lemmings into a mob. This is after the coup, of course, when they had no place else to go. The caption reads "You're gonna make our Hag the top dog again or we'll finish the job."


Friday, March 14, 2008

THE OLD AND THE HAPLESS

It was an exciting night in Mainstream where a disagreement between admins turned into a bounce party. It seems the LordMercifulVoo took pity on bigmac_2008 and gave him a hat. But it was no ordinary hat. He made the hapless burger boy a super admin. Until then, auntykate_1 believed that she, alone, was in charge. But when she lost her cool and tried to bounce the fried hamburger patty she found that she was no longer the alpha dog, the head honcho, the boss, but merely an old hag. She must've bounced him a dozen times but he only kept coming back. She tried to remove him from the admin list and found she couldn't. That so infuriated the old hag that her breasts fell out of her Cross-Your-Knees wonder bra and, as the night turned to day, she closed the room down and moved her lemmings into another.

They were hesitant to follow her at first, fearing they would bring the wrath of the Lord Voo upon them. But auntykate_1 reminded them that the Lord was merciful. She further explained that the sudden exodus was only for the good of the room -- to "protect it's integrity." Why she was only following Voo's lead, she argued. "I've done exactly tonight what Voo did with Dommie's room. He closed it down ... to stop the room being destroyed ... and I've done the same with Voo's tonight. So I would think that Voo would understand that."

What's that you say? Whatever goes around comes around? Damn skippy.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE...

Ordinarily I don't visit the blogs concerning Paltalk, but I have made this week an exception to the rule to set the record straight on the plethora of misinformation and lies concerning the destruction of the room formerly known as Mainstream Politics in Debate Central.

It came to my attention that S_LINK90 was posting a link to a blog in his room, which he strongly denies is his work, that gave an 'anonymous' account of the events leading up to LordMercifulVoo finally listening to the nagging of his friends to reopen his room and not allow a couple of morons to ride on the coattails of his popularity any longer.

As I read the blog titled 'The Best Drama on Paltalk' I found myself roaring with laughter at the baldfaced lies, with holes in the story big enough to drive a MACK truck through. Talk about E&O's (errors and omissions). The blog ought to have commenced with "Once upon a time..." It was a poorly written work of fiction. The blogger had also left out some very important pieces of information. In particular an audio in Voo's possession of a discussion he had with Slink shortly before the collapse of the old Debate Central, where he was plotting a 'coup' against DommieGoddess "the psychotic ugly fat bitch" to paraphrase one of Slink's more kind remarks. The blogger also failed to appreciate that even the most mentally challenged among us can see through bullshit.

The Rattler asked for comments from Paltalk chatters who have the low down on this latest drama, that has almost seen Slink have a cerebral hemorrhage trying unsuccessfully convince intelligent people that he is the 'good guy.' Too many are very well acquainted with the MO of this little cockroach.

To make this story come together it needs to be explained that a few weeks before Der Crystal Nacht that resulted in the destruction of the old Debate Central, Lord Voo had handed his admin hat in to Dommie in protest of the way the room was operating.

Anyone who is acquainted with Lord Voo on Paltalk will know that as chatters go he is a legend. His style is too flamboyant for the faint hearted, and his vitriolic abuse leaves adversaries cringing in the corner. But love him or hate him, Lord Voo is an advocate for justice, both on and off paltalk.

The Admins in Debate Central had been dubbed NAZI's and any decent chatters were gathering in mylady_arwen_1's room, where for the most part the admins have at least double digit IQ's and Arwen does not give Admins latitude to bounce chatters on a whim. Some do, of course, but Arwen does not condone it. Debate Central's better admins were left wondering why they subjected themselves to the daily torture of associating with people who needed the difference between a racial slur and a swipe at a religion explained everyday.

Now that Voo was no longer wearing a hat in Debate Central the power drunk NAZI admins felt even more in command. One evening Voo challenged a decision from LittleBitNotALot, and we shall leave the reader to ponder where her deficiencies are. Little adopted an attitude with Lord Voo that said "if you don't like it, fuck off" Voo didn't like it, but he has never been one to retire from a conflict. He unleashed a Voo style address to Little's abuse of power, and was bounced from the room.

Great peals of laughter filled the text window from people who don't mind injustice being meted out. It seems to be a Republican party torture and 'waterboarding is ok' kind of thing. There were but a handful of people with the intestinal fortitude to speak out against Little's abuse of her admin power, and they we all bounced from the room for doing so.

Voo IM'd his 'mate' Slink to get the code to return to the room for the purpose of addressing LittleBitNotALot (of gray matter) more firmly. Slink, refused to play ball and would not give Voo the code. He couldn't be having Voo verbally beat up on his cyber squeeze, especially as they had not 'gone private' yet that evening. Voo called Dommie at home and she gave him the code. Voo returned to the room. Little may have needed a thick fluffy towel to clean up the mess after Voo spoke his mind, and it is doubtful if Slink got his jollies that night!

Not only did Voo rip into Little for what she did to him, but also for how they were running the room in general. The NAZI style of admining was keeping good chatters from going to the room. Every day the line up for the microphone was reduced to people who could hardly string a coherent sentence together. It was noted that while Voo was giving Little some correction none of the other Admins came to her (Little's) aid. Not even Slink or abby_1312. With mates like that, hey? The next day the plot thickened and for those who like a little juicy fact with their gossip it goes like this.

It was a dark and stormy night...when Slink and his gang of backstabbing conspirators, which included Abby, Dommie's best mate, an Aussie Sheila who fits a quaint OZ expression 'dumber than bat shit' decided that had had enough of that upstart LordMercifulVoo. They reopened 2Way Street, the writer went into the room and received an IM from Lord Voo that he had been banned. Slink and the writer went into a private room for Slink to explain why Lord Voo had been banned.

Slink put forward all kinds of reasons why Voo was banned and none of it made sense in real terms, except that Slink was totally pissed off that Voo came back into the room with a hat and slammed Little. During this conversation Slink was querying how Voo got his hat back, as he had not given him the code. I knew that Voo had called Dommie and she gave him the code because he told me he had done so. Slink was advised of this. Now he was really pissed off. Dommie had, in his mind, betrayed him and the other admins by giving Voo the code, and then taking her phone off the hook so he couldn't contact her. But dear chatters he (Slink) did not know this fact until after he had reopened 2Way Street, with the purpose of destroying Dommie's room. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we...you know the rest.

Slink told me that I was welcome in his room anytime, I thanked him and said, "No I won't be supporting your room, I stand by my mates. " A concept I am not sure this homegrown Repuke understands. It is also an Aussie thing, a code of honor most Aussies, even dumb old Alfie would appreciate.

So what we had was a real dilemma. Debate Central was open but meritman was the only admin. Slink had taken all of Dommie's other admins with him. As anyone who has ever run a room would know it takes some planning, or in this case plotting, to have an admin team ready to go when a room opens.

For some reason Slink didn't want meritman, too smart would be my guess. Dommie and tucherb were nowhere to be found. One can only guess what shenanigans they might have been up to. So the room known as Debate Central was left floundering with ONE admin and in danger of total collapse unless meritman could and would put in an unknown number or hours on his own. Neither meritman or Voo could appoint admins so Voo jumped in and offered a solution. He said that he would reopen his room (Mainstream Politics Resurgence) and everyone could migrate over there until the problem could be worked out. meritman closed Debate Central and we all moved to Mainstream Politics, which went to #1 for a week and held that position by a country mile ahead of ALL the other rooms.

A week passed and still no sign of Dommie or Tuch, isn't love grand? Then late one evening, after Voo had gone to bed, Dommie appeared with an announcement about how she was glad the room (Debate Central) had closed because the needed a break, her health had not been good. Then she gave the BTW, "I didnt give Voo the code to my room he already had it" Now that WAS another Pork Pie (lie) right there, which Dommie was forced to admit in front of Tuch this week. To use an expression from a very funny Aussie comedienne Miss Effie, "How embarrassment!"

Dommie must have been feeling gutted by what her 'friends' Slink, Abby and Little had done. Voo who is more heart than bluster took pity on her. He offered to give Dommie a hat in his room, but Dommie refused, she needed to be the Diva. So Voo agreed to MERGE the rooms. The writer was an admin in Mainstream Politics and was not at all happy about taking a hat in the new room. It was felt that Dommie could not run a bloody pie shop, and with two failed rooms behind her it was a reasonable conclusion. Tuch had always seemed reasonable but getting close to a seat of power, a chatroom SuperAdmin sent a rush of blood to his head.

The writer lodged a protest that day but agreed to take a hat out of loyalty to Lord Voo, as he had done a very noble thing to help a friend, when his busy schedule did not really allow for it. Tuch did NOT like the fact that the writer took a hat with some trepidation, and had made no bones about it. It made him nervous. He wanted his DommieGoddess and himself to be the 'stars' of the show, not Lord Voo. Or was there some other hidden motive? The writer suspected there was and said as much to Lord Voo. However, Voo's friendship with Dommie was solid and he wanted to show her that he had not reopened Mainstream Politics to destroy her room.

A couple of weeks passed and with new and better admins the room was regaining strength and fending off the damage done by the treachery of Slink and his cohorts. Then the writer learned that they (Tuch and Dommie) had taken the admin hats from tung fu and Lord Voo. The reason for taking Tung Fu’s hat was that he also admined in Slink’s room. And for Voo no reason was offered, not even to him. The writer was very hostile that this had happened to tung fu, who was an excellent admin. It was suggested to Tuch that he give Tung his hat back or take the writers. Tung was reinstated. This left Voo without a hat, which was rather extraordinary after all Voo had agreed to lend the name of his VERY successful room, Mainstream Politics. It seemed rather idiotic that Voo no longer had a hat in a room which had been his.

Could Tuch have been rolling too many of those funny cigarettes to think it would fly? The writer was indeed vocal about this in private with Tuch. Tuch sat in wait for the writer to put a foot wrong. An opportunity came for him to apply the red dot, claiming that I used a racial slur. Here we have living proof chatters that dope does kill brain cells! The poor darling does not KNOW that Muslims are NOT a race. Anyone who knows me knows that I detest bigots, and used the term 'rag head' to highlight a chatter's hatred for Muslims. Tuch and I exchanged words privately and I do recall calling him a total moron, who does not have the brains to run a toy choo-choo train on a small and repetitive track. He was told in no vague terms what the writer thought about the underhanded way they had treated Voo. It concluded with the writer suggesting that he (Tuch) stick the admin hat in a warm dark tight place. (I just don't work well with fools) The writer was banned from the room immediately. My goodness, they could not risk having the beans spilled about what they had done to Voo. The story that Tuch likes to tell is that HE took the writer's hat and it is a blatant lie.

Now the plot thickens. Tuch told Voo (and I heard the audio of the chat) that he took his (Voo's) hat and banned him because Voo protested the stupidity of the writer being banned. For mercy's sake, Tuch could write an episode for Desperate Housewives if we could sober him up enough, or reduce his intake of the mighty weed. Dear chatters, that was just another lie in the litany of pork pies (lies) being peddled about this silly business. Voo's hat had already been taken by Tuch, before I resigned as an admin, if you recall this was the reason I resigned. So dear Paltalk chatters, those who give a damn, there it is.

The blog The Best Drama on Paltalk needs to be renamed the Most Useless Bullshit on Paltalk. Have any of the Rattler regulars bothered to read the posts to the blog after my expose of the facts? Slink is squealing 'liar liar pants on fire' but ran from a private chat today like a bat out of hell, when Voo challenged him in the presence of Dommie and some of the other principal players in this cyber-soap opera.

It is was a great day for all Paltalk chatters when Lord Voo reopened his room this week. It is good to be back in a free-flowing room that does not continually have a line-up of hands that reads like the cast of characters from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Aunty Kate.

WOMEN MAKE SHITTY ADMINS

Anyone with any sense would NEVER give a woman on paltalk a hat. All my problems with paltalk admins have been caused by women except one (I'll come to the exception in a minute).
Most of the women on here are not here for political chat, they are here for social reasons, most of them haven't got a clue about politics, and they don't care about political debate, they are here to gossip, socialize, look for a man and to be an 'admin' or'owner'. DommieGoddess is a classic example! What the fuck does DOMMIE know about politics? NOTHING. She was ONLY on here so she could be an 'owner' and have idiots suck up to her, and she could hand out favors and hats to her favorite suck ups. abby _1312 and LittleBitNotAlot are exactly the same way, they never even TALK about politics, they simply look for excuses to dot and bounce people, and I am usually on the target list. They HAVE to dot and bounce people because that is ALL they are here for, they don't care about the debate. auntykate_1 is another tyrannical admin dotting people left and right and bouncing for no good reason.

There is no reason to bounce anyone ever, but they do it on a whim, excluding that person from the room for whole 24 hours, which is insane. Carmen_ bounced me with no warning whatsoever for typing the word "snigger", thats what happens when you give a dumb cunt like carmen with no vocabulary a hat. I can not think of a SINGLE decent female admin, they all suck. calliekittyinator_3 has bounced me nothing, so has leilani_helepololei2003, so has Shooterz. ALL FEMALE ADMINS ARE SHIT. However I have also had a problem with tucherb who is a fucking retard admin. He is totally overzealous and will dot and bounce for next to nothing, I think he is probably mentally fucked up.

The BEST ADMIN on the whole of paltalk (apart from me) is S_LINK90, but the problem with slink is, he hands out hats to complete retards, like 'Thatguy', abby_1312 and Littlebit, which is absolutely idiotic, and they are ruining his room. He should give a hat to ME. I am the best admin ever, as anyone who used to come in my old room will testify. Let me emphasize that I do not want a hat to be an 'admin' I only want a hat so that I cant be fucked with by other retarded admins. But people don't want to give me a hat because they don't 'like' me. Needless to say I am not on paltalk to be liked, half the fun of paltalk is to be able to say what you really think, if I wanted to be 'liked' there would be no point in coming on. This is why women get hats, because their GOAL is to be 'liked' and get a hat, they don't give a fuck about the content of the conversations. Nevertheless it still mystifies me why the biggest retards get hats!? Anyway, THANK FUCK the tyranny of DommieGoddess is over and LordMercifulVoo is running things, but he did make a big mistake giving auntyhate a hat.

ONLY THE FACTS

Isn't it wonderful all the new blogs being opened over paltalk social issues drama? I've been reading (if you can call it that) the newest blog The Best of Paltalk Drama and I want to clarify some so-called facts mentioned there and other places. This all started a couple of weeks ago when LordMercifulVoo was taking on tommyjohnson44 (now you want to talk about an idiot?) and LittleBitNotAlot decided she had to protect little tommyboy since tommy is such a wuss. LittleBitNotAlot, of course coming in at half-time, thought she had every right to attack a chatter who dared go after her true love, tommyjohnson44. LordMercifulVoo told LittleBitNotAlot to stay out of it & of course with her power-tripping heavy hand she decided to let LordMercifulVoo know who was boss. When he simply defended his rights as a chatter, LittleBitNotAlot threatened LordMercifulVoo with a bounce. He let her know that she could lose her hat as quickly as the next person. She couldn't stand being told that, so she bounced LordMercifulVoo. Unknown to LittleBitNotAlot, LordMercifulVoo still retained his hat in Debate Central and he returned with a hat on (good for him).

When LordMercifulVoo returned to the room, for about one minute he went off on LittleBitNotAlot saying to her things most admins of Debate Central had been wanting to say to her for months. LordMercifulVoo then continued on with the discussion going on in the room. "How dare he," is what abby_1312 must have been thinking and in her great wisdom that belongs to all insane people, abby_1312 decided to step in; never mind that she had only been in the room for 3 minutes. LordMercifulVoo told abby_1312 to mind her own business (in his own nice way). Next thing you know LittleBitNotAlot was telling everyone LordMercifulVoo threatened her. Now I was in the room along with 87 other chatters and not one of us saw him threaten LittleBitNotAlot, unless puncturing her ego is now considered a threat.

LittleBitNotAlot, as reported by S_LINK90, called him with tears in her voice whining that LordMercifulVoo was mean to her (talk about needing thicker skin). At first S_LINK90 did the right thing and told her he wasn't going to get involved as he had no clue what had happened. Now mind you, I said at first S_LINK90 did the right thing, but S_LINK90, always the sneaky asshole, saw an opportunity for him to reopen his room and actually have more than 10 chatters. 2Way, as a side note, used to be DommieGoddess's room. S_LINK90 started rumors galore, which of course the dumbasses added onto as the rumors spread throughout paltalk, with hope that those that did know the facts (and had saved room text) would stay quiet.

Meanwhile abby_1312 was stabbing her best friend Dommie in the back along with 5 other so-called admin friends of Dommie's. LordMercifulVoo, being a gentleman and not liking Dommie getting attacked, shared all the bullshit that S_LINK90, LittleBitNotAlot, lola4_1 and abby_1312 have been saying about Dommie behind her back, heres the audio for that. Seems S_LINK90 was telling everyone that Dommie had a crush on him, as Dommie and tucherb were secretly dating. S_LINK90 called Dommie a pychopathic fat cow, lola4_1 was telling so-called secrets that Dommie told her to S_LINK90, and abby_1312, pissed off at some of the admins Dommie choose to have, also fed the fire. LittleBitNotAlot refused to tell the truth about how she adminned the room when Dommie was gone or how it was her, not LordMercifulVoo, that made the threats. This all was great news for S_LINK90, as he was now seeing room numbers beyond 10 and who could blame him? S_LINK90 was now a somebody, if only on paltalk, unlike in real life.

This tale does continue, like why LordMercifulVoo was banned from Mainstream Politics in Debate Central after he had Dommie's back, how and if auntykate_1 lost her hat or turned it in, why Debate Central is now the smallest room in social issues, not to mention the room text of that historic day paltalk social issues had a melt-down, but before I leave here's a teaser of whats to come,

Mitsuk: YAYYYYYYYYYY VOO HAS HIS HAT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuk: I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

auntykate_1: Yes, I saw that Mits

LordMercifulVoo on mic: "Little don't think you can't lose your hat."

LittleBitNotAlot: i dont take threats

LordMercifulVoo on mic: "I'm not threatening you, how am I threatening you?"

abby_1312: you are doing that now Voo

Mitsuk: no he has a right to speak his mind

Mitsuk: he was fucking bounced

Mitsuk: he will talk dammit

abby_1312: keep it up voo

Sword of the Amish: who was bounced?

Mitsuk: SWORD, THEY BOUNCED VOO THE FUCKERS

Amon1937: PLZ DONT GET KICKED AGAIN DUDE WE NEED YOU

auntykate_1: Voo but you did deserve the right of reply

Mitsuk: HE CERTAINLY DID KATE

And this isn't even the juicy stuff, the facts of why LordMercifulVoo was banned. (hint - S_LINK90 knows why: he started them) To be continued....


The Pratttler

VOOTUBE

I have heard these tapes have already had wide circulation, but here they are for your listening pleasure if you haven't heard.





Now these involve a love triangle, but not between Voo and Link, you sick monkeys!

JC

Thursday, February 21, 2008

JAY'S CORONATION

Lord Jay 156 cops a feel

Dateline Paltalkia - The Toodur royal family announced today the creation of Lord Jay 156, knight of Northumberland and Lower Mississippi. Reports confirm that the king used a ten foot pole rather than the traditional longsword, as, in his words, "The stench was nigh unbearable, wot wot."

Anonymous sources claim that Jay lobbied heavily for the elevation, primarily owing to his unrequited, and downright creepy, obsessive mancrush on LordMercifulVoo. As a commoner, jay_156 was ineligible for a formal marriage (and you know how eager he is to get into his white wedding gown). Unfortunately for Lord Jay, reports from Voo's camp indicate that the promised dowry, consisting of 3 decrepit mobile homes, ten roughly sexually abused sheep, and a rusted out Ford truck on cinderblocks, would not be enough to persuade Voo. Besides, he's not gay. At least not for that price.

Rumors persist that Lord Jay 156 intended to go to war to force the marriage to take place, but owing to the fact that Jay is a chickenhawk with an intense fear of fighting, war, horses, mud, pain, and strawberries, the planned invasion was scrapped.

More details to follow, as Jay is clearly not finished wooing his beloved...

JC

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