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Monday, April 07, 2008

SUDDENLY, PEACE BREAKS OUT

Well, Mainstream has turned into the Israel/Palestine room once again. Let me introduce you to the combatants:

Zionists
- sophia_175 - Israeli, best known for her devastating zinger, "Howz that?"
- LordMercifulVoo - Has decided today to come out in favor of Israel, possibly because he sees that side with fewer fighters, and he likes to even up the sides.
- lively_oak - I like lively, but she has a tendency to read long tracts of text on the mic, when she's not screaming like a PMSing banshee.
- zuma girl - I think another Israeli, who is currently threatening to bash anyone who tries to come attack Israel.
- MORE AID 4 ISRAEL - Republican robot who doesn't help the zionist side much because of his fairly frequent quasi-racist remarks.
- frank_rizzo_1 - Possible crypto-racist, but he did point out that European Jews are susceptible to semitic diseases like Tay-Sachs, which is a very good point, and goes a long way toward knocking down the anti-zionist argument that the Jews of Europe have no connection to Israel.
- str8ghtup - Claims Iran supplies Hamas with rockets (True). Claims we should bomb women and children if they are near weapons (Questionable).

Anti-Zionists
- ThatGuy222 - Laconic moron who has an obsession with Jesus Claus, possibly bordering on gay stalking. But he does have valid points to make about Israeli aggression.
- justblove - Fixated on the meaning of the word "Semite," as if that alone will make his argument valid.
- Dawood Abdullah - Delights in calling anyone who supports Israel a house negro, by what logic, I cannot fathom.
- limeybuster1949 - Deranged with obsession over the USS Liberty attack. Is convinced the Palestinians are being ethnically cleansed.
- Dushan29 - Cited the known antisemitic site JewWatch, which makes me question his basic humanity.
- Mitsuk - Tireless crusader for human rights. She just happens to be wrong about this issue, but she would punch me in the shoulder if I said that sitting next to her. *OW*


There were other ancillary participants on both sides, throwing accusations of people being fake jews, others being terrorist supporters. The battle raged openly for over two hours, with many casualties on both sides. I think the zionists had the upper hand, mainly due to the presence of Voo, with Dawood, TG, and justblove's inexplicable insistence on throwing around the house negro accusation inevitably weakening their arguments. The battle has now turned to Ghanese slave forts, Voo is bashing justblove and asking for reparations now, so I guess the great Israel/Palestine Battle of April 7th is over.

JC

7 comments:

Pinko Commie Mommy Jane said...

So Jesus, are in the Zionists club or the Anti-Zionists club... or maybe your in my club... The I Couldn't Give Two Rats Asses About Israel/Palestine Club?

Jesus Claus said...

I'm in the Zionists Club, but I was a noncombatant in this particular engagement

AUNTY KATE said...

The ONLY saving grace of the fiasco you described JC was that both Bobby McGee and Vixee were probably sleeping off hangovers.

If I never have to hear either of these maniacs ranting the same old tune year in and year out, it will be too soon.

Neither of them do ANYTHING to help the Palestinians fight for justice and a decent life. McGee rants about Palestine being "MY COUNTRY" McGee is Jordanian and when challenged on this point he says. Well I am Arab!. So is the King of Jordan, and what has Jordan, or any of the Arab Nations done to help Palestine? The support they got to beat back the Isreali's in 2006 came from Iran, and they are Persians. McGee is riddled with guilt that his family got him out of harms way in the early 1980's and sent him off to the safety of the country that was supplying the means for the Israeli's to kill Palestinians. That must be a hell of a burden of guilt for an Arab with any conscience to bear. An affliction that can surely result in alcoholism as we see with both McGee and Vixee. All chance of anyone believing McGee to be a Muslim flew to Mecca the day he screamed into the mic "FUCK ALLAH!"

And Vixee? Well she has some kind of ancestral links to Palestine and can utter a few words in Arabic for effect. But that is where it begins and ends. Ask her about anything current, or politically relevant happening in the region and she gets all ethereal and reaches for her latest book written by someone called SETH.

My position on this conflict is well known. My sympathies and support are with the oppressed Palestinians. But I also feel some compassion for the few Israeli people I meet, who are totally fed up with what their successive Govts have done to persecute the Palestinians, which of course guarantees that those rockets will continue to be lobbed over the border as well as other retaliatory acts of violence, none of which I support, but can fully understand.

Whether one supports one side or the other, the objective here should be to find a peaceful resolution and stop the bloodshed and misery.

Anonymous said...

WHAT WAS THAT PREVIOUS ARTICLE THAT SAYS BRINGING UP SOMEONES NAME WHEN THEY ARE NOT THE TOPIC EQUALS OBSESSION??? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
KATE YOU ARE SUCH A TRIP! FUCKIN LOOK IN THE MIRROR NOW AND THEN. YOU ARE EXACTLY WHAT YOU BITCH ABOUT! ON SOOOOOOOO MANY LEVELS. EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT.

AUNTY KATE said...

Anon 7:21

HAHAHAAA!!! You are a classic. In fact think you are Ms Vixee, you protest too much.

Now let me explain, this is a blog, and unlike you I have the courage to identify myself when I am talking about or too someone. There is nothing sneaky or underhanded here and certainly nothing being said behind anyone's back. See the difference? No I don't suppose you do. Have another class of vino dear, it really isn't all that important.

BTW, are you stalking me? Every time I look up there you are, screaming in caps. There is no need to shout dear, we can hear your screeching wail ocean away.

I bet it killed you not being brave enough to go to Voo's room while a debate on Palestine was raging.

AUNTY KATE said...

Anon: Listen dear, when you say "everyone else see it" you mean those desperate hags you hang with. Well I am fine with the numerous friends who greet me on Paltalk, and I am also fine with my detractors. I doubt if any of my paltalk mates would post a comment on here and not have the guts to identify themselves. In fact I doubt if any of my mates even read this trash, much less hang out for it as you seen to do. I do this JUST to drive idiots like you crazy and you keep coming back for more. Amazing lol

Anonymous said...

So your mates won't even read this trash but you write this trash. Sounds like your mates are better than you are. Maybe they need to find a better friend.

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