IT MUST BE THE HILLBILLY HEROIN

I'm not sure if any of us know what Voo was thinking when he gave a hat to sillyfandango. Let me tell you what just happened in the new Mainstream Politics.

peacelover was on the mic, talking as he usually does about the illegal and immoral Iraq war, about the 1.2 million Iraqi deaths, about the atrociously high suicide rate of our returning soldiers, and about the torture being committed in our name. At that moment at least 2 hands were up, including Buddy_Romance's, another admin. Without warning, sillyfandango jumped the mic line, and proceeded to blast peacelover. auntykate_1 was also in the room as an admin, and she dotted sillyfandango, to try and return the lijne to some sense of normalcy. That is when the furious dotting war between silly and kate began.

Kate got disgusted and left the room, but both leilani_helepololei2003 and calliekittyinator_3 were so incensed that they began excoriating silly, and threatening to speak with Voo about her awful behavior. Quick as you please, both leilani and callie were being bounced. Other admins of course let them back in, but sillyfandango bounced them at least a few more times.

On top of all this, sillyfandango was advocating torture and escalation in Iraq, continually jumping the mic line, blathering away in her deep-south hillbilly accent. Then, all of a sudden, the room closes. Like a curtain coming down on a gory drama.

At this moment, Voo is being told by auntykate_1 and others exactly what happened with this lunatic. I think everything is gonna be ok...

Wait, I spoke too soon. silly was just back in the room as vegetarian fascist, defending herself to Voo and the room, when auntykate_1 bounced her. Voo is a little annoyed at not being able to hear silly's side of the story, but he admits he was wrong to trust sillyfandango with a hat. Now silly can go back to sucking down the smoked oxycontin in her trailer.

JC