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Thursday, July 17, 2008

THE PRATTTLER HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT

The Pratttler has spoken to me and he has gracious said he would pick up on blogging about paltalk chatters and rooms. He wanted me to extend an invitation to any that would like to be an author on The Prattler.

He wanted all to know The Prattler is all in fun and that NO ONE IS Safe.

He said you can reach him by comments on his blog or at thepratttler@gmail.com if you would be interested in writing for The Prattler. He welcomes all authors and loves drama.

Thanks Guys

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

TIME HAS COME TO PART WAYS

I want to let everyone know how much your support has meant to me and Mark's family. It is with a heavy heart I must inform you all, we have decided to close The Rattler and leave it as a memory of Jesus Claus brilliance ability as a writer and a true patriot. One that held the true meaning of patriot close to his heart.

I want to thank the authors that have been posting and to let you know you made The Rattler what it was. We all wanted to thank everyone for their kind comments on Mark's memorial.

Tomorrow will be the last day for all the authors to post one last time if they wish.

Maybe we will meet again in that blogspot far from here, until then take care of yourselves and remember every word you say, write or text can and does effect the world we live in.

Never postpone saying I love you or giving a word of thanks, life is too short to miss golden moments.

Signing Off

Facetious Muse

Monday, July 14, 2008

OBAMA'S SUPPORT OFTHE FISA BILL



I would tell all you people that feel as though Obama has "granted" retroactive immunity by voting for this bill to look at "The Verdict" with Dan Abrams from July 8th.

The bill actually provides clarity to FISAs role and doesn't grant telecoms retroactive immunity. Because the LAW (even previous to what has transpired) has always said telecoms are immune when the AG requests their assistance. With this bill, immunity will only apply in those VERY CASES!! Immunity will not be given to any tele-com that did things on their own or when requested by anyone other than the AG. It also ensures that Bush and the administration make available to the senate and house all that transpired (something the previous bill, didn't) during that time-frame.

Most people that are against this have little knowledge of the history of FISA and this revision (and I say a REVISION) of this bill. We had FISA laws for a few decades now, the problem was that BUSH ignored those laws and went on and did things unconstitutionally.

This bill is to put those laws back in play and force Bush or any other future president to not be irresponsible with our liberities of the 4th Amendment.

By REJECTING this bill it would mean that the 4th amendment is not protected at all, that Bush continues doing whatever he wants! I know it's not a perfect bill, but it's better than no bill at all and keeping things just as they are.

Which one would you rather choose? I would rather have this and get some control back and some protection and after Obama is elected get it modified again to the will of the people.

Is it a violation of the 4th amendment? Depends on your view, but it's always been the LAW. If a tele-com is asked for assistance by the AG, they are provided immunity, that has always been the case!

According to Obama, he feels that the law still needs to be on the books. Democrats are willing to compromise on this for now and vote. But just hold on folks, only 6 months of this and then the law will be REVISED and the 4th amendment will count again.

They don't call me Facetious Muse for nothing

ANOTHER LIVELY OAKS RANT

I have returned and who is my victim today, well lively_oaks of course. This rattling specimen shows what makes earthlings so special as she voiced her love of embryos. The sound of her soft voice so alluring, you could barely hear her. The kindness this specimen has was astonishing, the entire room was in awe of such mercifulness.

A true lover, not one to fight lively_oaks taught the room how a true mother acts, a mother-fucker that is.

*****WARNING WARNING****


BEFORE LISTENING TO INCLUDED AUDIO REMOVE ALL HEADSETS, REMOVE ALL CHILDREN FROM THE ROOM (maybe even the house) DO NOT ATTEMPT IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION, SUFFER FROM HEADACHES, OR PREGNANT.


Please enjoy




~~~~~The Pratttler~~~~~

McCain's IDEA OF HUMOR



I'm sure you all remember a few months ago when McCain first joked about killing Iranians when he sang "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the Beach Boys' hit "Barbara Ann".

And how could we ever forget McCain saying "My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there's one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious."

With such great hits, who would have ever thought McCain could give us more?Fret no more all you fans of McCain's top hits, I got good news for you.

Just yesterday McCain commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently "just warming up," one of his aides said today. "Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain's side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list," the aide said. "He's in fine form."

McCain has a huge list of ways to kill Iranians from mordant to capricious. How could we ever forget McCain suggesting a sure death for Iranian would be to "Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her."

But McCain's best hit of all times in how to kill Iranians is "Vote for me"

You know McCain just might have found his calling, as a comedian.

Well lets face it people McCain's calling sure isn't in the White house.

They don't call me Facetious Muse for nothing


shout out to borowitzreport.com

Sunday, July 13, 2008

WE CATER TO COWARDS



It seems that we have some very immature visitors to The Rattler. It seems these handful of cowardly scum just can't leave well enough alone. It seems that JC's death is something they find humorous, and they don't care if JC's loved ones read their silly remarks.

So this is for all the chickenshits that enjoy causing others pain by their hidden nics and hateful words.

Below is a comment I made back to someone silly remarks on JC's memorial post (if you look at comments you will see I also listed their 'hidden' IP addy there which I have omitted from this posting)

This is a challenge to all of those little scary cats, come and reply and answers some questions you will see listed below.

One more thing in case your attention span can't read this entire posting:
Mark never put down others he only pointed out ones own silliness in the hope they would see how hurtful they were being and see that their or anyone's God intended for us all to love one another and show compassion to all we touch


Maybe this was/is too deep for heartless & soulless scum to understand, Mark only tried to point out ones OWN stupidity and biases, if you feel like he attacked you from a chatroom you need help, try looking into your own heart first.

Just to let you know I will not delete one single comment made to this posting and yet I get the feeling the cowards will not text here, I wonder if they will prove me wrong?

How can you be such a sad person that you like causing others such pain?

Did you bother reading the comments here, do you not know that JC's family comes here to read these comments and how it helps them feel a small sense of comfort? Also did you know that depression is not only mental, in fact depression is physical, its seems that depression is an imbalance of hormones that are produced and controlled by the brain.

Would you wish this on someone that died of cancer? Depression is PHYSICAL and to wish hell on one that died from depression is just as bad as wishing hell on someone that died of cancer, worst.

How would you feel if your hurtful comments caused another death? The death of a loved one of JC's who's pain is so deep and they are barely holding on and then they come here read your remark and it becomes the straw that broke their back.

Do you think your God would find that to be a desirable trait in one of his children?

Don't you think that God's word was meant for all, including you?
If so then you are saddening your God's heart. You aren't doing unto others, you are judging, you are NOT honoring God and I could list more.

Maybe instead of you coming here to cause pain to those you have never even spoken to, you should read you bible again and pray for understanding from God. For I fear if you continue to hurt others as you have been here you might find yourself in the position you wanted for others.

Mark never put down others he only pointed out ones own silliness in the hope they would see how hurtful they were being and see that their or anyone's God intended for us all to love one another and show compassion to all we touch.

So maybe it isn't Mark you dislike but yourself.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Obama

Who is the Real McCain?

McCain - I'm an illiterate who has to rely on my wife.

McCain vs Obama Girl

Thursday, July 10, 2008


Feeling the Excitement in the John McCain speech room.


'Nuff said.

For You JC / Mark




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-- April

Monday, July 07, 2008

MCCAIN'S MISLEADING ATTACKS

MCCAIN'S MISLEADING ATTACK ON OBAMA'S TAX POLICY
Misleading information seems to be the norm from the Republicans lately. I am not suprised. The folloing comes from an email i recived.

THE MISLEADING MCCAIN RHETORIC:

“We need to keep the IRS from taking more of your
income and making life harder for small business.
If you believe you should pay more taxes, I am the
wrong candidate for you. Senator Obama is your
man. The choice in this election is stark and
simple. Senator Obama will raise your taxes. I
won't. I will cut them where I can. Jobs are the
most important thing our economy creates. When you
raise taxes in a bad economy you eliminate jobs.
I'm not going to let that happen. Senator Obama's
tax increases will hurt the economy even more, and
destroy jobs across this country.” [McCain Speech,
7/7/08]


THE FACTS: OUTSIDE OBSERVERS AGREE THAT CLAIMS
THAT OBAMA WILL RAISE TAXES ARE “WRONG,” “FALSE,”
“MISLEADING”

Washington Post Fact Checker: McCain Campaign
Attacks on Obama Tax Plan “Overblown,” “Wrong,”
and “Greatly Exaggerated.” “The McCain camp is
attempting to persuade Americans that their taxes
will increase dramatically with Barack Obama as
president. The presumptive Republican nominee has
repeatedly said that Obama would enact ‘the
largest tax increase since the Second World War.’
A surrogate, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly
Fiorina, insists that Obama has not proposed ‘a
single tax cut’ and wants to ‘raise every tax in
the book.’ … The claim that Obama will ‘enact’
the largest tax increase since World War II is
also overblown. The Bush tax cuts will expire
automatically at the end of 2010, so it is hardly
a question of ‘enacting’ a new tax increase. ...
Carly Fiorina is wrong to claim that Obama has
proposed no tax cuts and wants to raise ‘every tax
in the book.’” [Washington Post, 6/11/08]

Politifact: McCain’s Statement That Obama’s Tax
Plan Would Raise Taxes Is “False.” Politifact
reported, “So calling it a tax increase might not
be considered fair. There's no disputing that
taxes will rise, but the question of who's
responsible for that tax increase is another
matter entirely. At PolitiFact, we've concluded,
as have others, that it's unfair to call Obama's
plan a tax increase merely because it doesn't
change existing tax law to keep rates low. We
think about it this way: The reason taxes will
increase is because of tax policy signed into law
not by Obama, but by somebody else… the more
recent data — combined with the fact that Obama's
proposal does not constitute a tax increase in the
traditional sense, since some taxes would be lower
under his plan than they would under current law —
persuades us to classify McCain's statement as
False.” [Politifact, 6/11/08]

FactCheck.Org: McCain's Largest Tax Increase
Charge Wrong and Misleading. According to the
Annenberg Public Policy Center’s Factcheck.org:
“By the measure most economists prefer, McCain is
wrong in his claim that Sens. Clinton and Obama
want to implement "the single largest tax increase
since the Second World War;"… At a more basic
level, it's misleading to tag Clinton and Obama
for something that was scheduled during the Bush
administration – the expiration of the 2001 and
2003 Bush tax cuts, which by law will occur at the
end of 2010.” [Factcheck.org, 5/14/2008]

THE FACTS: OBAMA’S TAX PLAN WILL PROVIDE A BIGGER
BREAK FOR MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES THAN MCCAIN’S

According to the non partisan Tax Policy Center’s
computations, “under Mr. Obama’s plan, the middle
of the middle class, or those earning $37,595 to
$66,354, would see taxes cut by $1,042 a year.
Under Mr. McCain’s plan, taxes for people in that
category would also fall, but by $319; the largest
chunk of the benefits would go to those making
$2.8 million a year or more.” [New York Times,
6/13/08]


This is getting bad and is going to get worse!!

SEEMS SIMPLE TO ME.


Till next time
DRAMA PRO

COMMENTS

Hi everyone. I wanted to thank those that signed memorial for JC and I wanted you all to know that JC's Mom has read it and it touched her dearly, I will have audio for you guys soon of her thanks.

Now on to the few hateful & cowardly beasts that tried to make JC's memorial a place to act like cruel, soul-less bastards, that was beyond wrong for you guys to do and I have noticed since you were informed that in fact IP addys can be seen, ya'll have been scared to try to comment on anything.

I wanted everyone to know that comments are now open again.

Authors please feel free to post on The Rattler, we need to get some postings up here and keep The Rattler alive!!!!

Again thank you everyone for your support.

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

JESUS CLAUS MAY YOU FIND PEACE NOW




Sunday June 29, 2008, I received a phone call from Jesus Claus' Mother to let me know that Mark had left this world to find a better place. After tears shared and stories told Mark's Mom wanted to let me know that so many of us touched Mark in ways most didn't know.

Mark (JC) was always one that loved a great joke and he loved giving them, and Mark staying with his love of outing people, he requested we keep the Rattler going, something I promised I would do and I hope all of the authors of the Rattler will stay on and carry out Mark's wishes.

It seems in the last year I have had to posted too many of our dear friends passing, but this one hits me harder than the rest. Mark was more than my friend, he helped my heart to thaw and made me see love again in the world. I will truly miss him till the end of my days.

I know that Mark will be greatly missed by many, how many of us come to the Rattler with our morning coffee to get a laugh, breaking news, or simply to reflect?

The world is going to seem a bit dimmer, bit sadder without Mark in it, but we must carry on as Mark wished we would, and guys I'm so going to need your help.

Mark, may you find the peace you couldn't in life.




Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Listen to obamas "brother"

Enjoy.




Till next time
DRAMA PRO

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