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Monday, April 28, 2008

DIJADI DUGARANG 'TALK STRONG - TALK STRAIGHT'


Dear Rattlers, as many of you who know me know, I have absolutely zero tolerance with racism, classism, rankism, and any other ISM for that matter. My disdain for racism includes BLACK people who think they are superior to WHITE people because of their stunning physiques and soft kissable lips. Well, they are rather yummy men, but no more superior to a WHITE, BROWN, RED, or YELLOW or GREEN man with the same attributes.

In my humble opinion Barack Obama is the BEST MAN in the competition for the job of cleaning up the mess after the Republican's 8 years of ransacking the USA and it has nothing to do with the fact that he identifies as an African American or that John McCain never had a stunning physique, and have you seen that tight little mouth?

There has been much discussion in the USA about RACE in the current election. I have heard people say "I am not voting for Obama, because he is a racist" and this, dear Rattler, has been based on nothing more intelligible than truthful comments made by his BLACK Minister, Pastor Wright. Now this is rather ludicrous. Obama as we all know has a white mother, and grandmother making up 50% of his genetic inheritance, with a black father and a grandmother making up the remaining 50%. So where is his racism? It is against his mother? or father?

Now I have not heard one comment about Barack Obama being too WHITE to identify with being African American. Or that ONLY full blood African Amercians can lay claim to that heritage. Frankly, in ALL the years I lived and worked in the USA, I never met ONE African American person who could lay claim to being a FULL BLOOD. And frankly it is not a question I would ever ask because blood quantum has nothing to do with the culture in which a person is raised and identifies with. Has anyone ever seen a photograph of Eartha Kitts' daughter? Kitt Shapiro. Google it sometime.

For reasons only known to him there is a Paltalk chatter, known as TOKUN, who identifies with being Japanese because he lived in Japan and owns a Samurai sword. Tokun, an Australian, has suddenly decided to appoint himself as the new Protector of Aboriginals in Queensland, and with this appointment comes the power to judge which Aboriginal Australian people qualify. Tokun seems to have a colour scale that he refers to and some kind of audio file that tells him when a person 'sounds' Aboriginal. The poor sad booze buggered brain of Tokun is so deficient that he can't see that this is racist.

This exposure of Tokun's concealed racism came to light when discussing Aunty Agnes Shea, the senior Elder of the Ngunnawal people of Canberra who recently 'welcomed to country' the Olympic torch.

Tokun was outraged. Firstly, that the woman (and he did not even know her name until I told him) did not mention Tibet in the speech.

Aunty Agnes Shea is not Australia's spokesperson for the political unrest in Tibet. She was asked to perform a ceremony that only an Aboriginal person can do and she did it with grace and in the spirit of the Olympic flame, which is touring the world to promote peace and unity. Appropriately, she kept politics out of it.

Tokun went ballistic and was having none of it. Then he said "She's not even Aboriginal. She is as white as white". Now where have I heard that bullshit before? This is the new wave of racism that is starting to emerge in Australia in more recent years and it comes from both black and white Australians.

It seems to be pissing off many non-Aboriginal Australians that Aboriginal people, many of whom are survivors of the Stolen Generation, in spite of considerable disadvantage, have been able to go forward and get the education denied their parents and forbears. Today we have many prominent Aboriginal people holding positions at Federal and State level Government. As well as many more leading the way in Australia across a broad spectrum of professions. Rhonda Roberts, an Aboriginal woman, recently snapped up the glamorous job of being appointed the creative director for Sydney's New Years Eve celebrations, which showcases Sydney to the world with a multi million dollar budget. WTGO! Rhonda. Rhonda is the first woman to hold this position in the organization's 20 year history.

Tokun has got it into his head that ONLY "Full Bloods" can lay claim to being Aboriginal and this is the reason he allowed that cretinous creature from Australia, known on Paltalk as CHAMP, to call me a "spear chucking abo" and to go and "pick cotton" without as much as a caution in Arwen's room, where racial attacks of this kind will get a person bounced from the room. Tokun, refused to act, even after Sage, and Yukondon and others protested loudly. It took Arwen's arrival into the room to get Tokun to bounce Champ.

Tokun and I had a considerable IM chat on this issue, and the more he spoke the more he exposed his deeply entrenched racism. In fact attacking me in a private IM seemed to embolden him. The insults flew thick and fast, I was beginning to think I was talking to BIGMAC_2008 and that he had stolen Token's nic. "You are too WHITE, and you don't speak the words." Whatever "speak the words" means is anyone's guess. I was curious as to how deep a hole he wanted to dig for himself so I continued the conversation. Tokun, is so ignorant of Aboriginal people and culture he did not know that Pitjantjatjarra is a language, and the most widely spoken Aboriginal language, and that Araluen is a place and the Mutitjulu is a community. However, he does KNOW how BLACK someone has to be to be considered Aboriginal in my country. I gave Tokun the link from the Australian Govt site that defines 'three points' of what constitutes being Aboriginal. I have posted this link on numerous occasions in rooms over the years when people from other parts of the globe, or totally ignorant Australians, have raised this issue of WHITE SKIN and being Aboriginal. For those Rattlers who like a few facts with your blogs and I know many do, here is that link.

http://www.aph.gov.au/library/pubs/rn/2000-01/01rn18.htm

" An Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander is a person of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander descent who identifies as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander and is accepted as such by the community in which he (she) lives."

Recently, Mr. Kevin Rudd, the Prime Minister of Australia, apologized on behalf of the Government, by saying "SORRY" for the pain and suffering from past laws and government policies that discriminated against Aboriginal people. This speech was long overdue and welcomed as necessary to start the long healing process ahead. Mr. Rudd gave particular mention to the survivors of the Stolen Generation, and to the mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters, whose lives were also shattered when children were taken away under a policy that was designed to 'breed out' or genocide the Blackfella.

It is important to note that these policies did not effect the few FULL BLOODS surviving in remote parts of Australia, as it was thought they would die off naturally. The policies were targeted at Aboriginal children of mixed blood, and the MORE white the children looked the greater the chance of them being taken.

During WW2 some of our Mob left the bush for the city in search of work. Whenever a black car pulled up in front of my Granny's house she'd make me and the other kids run and hide. We went back to the bush when I was 10 years old and when I walked down the street holding my Aunty's hand we had to walk on the Aboriginal side of the white line in our town, and sit on the glass at the front of the picture show, while the Non-Aboriginal people sat in comfort at the back.

So dear Rattlers, I am sure you can understand my outrage to have an Australian tell me I am TOO WHITE now to be considered Aboriginal. What is it they fear?

When I dared to challenge Tokun he abused his admin power and bounced me from Arwen's room. I was told that many people protested and I thank them for their support.

Commonsense, and a 'fair go' attitude was restored when the room owner, MyLadyArwen, lifted the bounce. I know that Arwen hates to override Admin decisions but when something is so blatantly abusive, she is left with no choice.

Imagine how easy and carefree Barack Obama's election campaign would have been if American's thought as Tokun does. ONLY full bloods get to lay claim to being African American.

I have pity for the ignorant racist dinosaurs like Tokun, Alfie, Highfaultin, Champ, or any other non-Aboriginal Australian, or another Aboriginal person who happens to have a skin that is blacker than mine, who tries to tell me and other mixed blood Aboriginal people they we are not Aboriginal because we are TOO WHITE. Go and tell that to Cathy Freeman. Or better still, go and tell Mr. Rudd that he recently made a speech, that stopped a nation, to a Mob of fakes, which includes Nana Nungala Fejo, whose story he highlighted in the 'Sorry' speech.

There were 400,000 Aboriginal Australian people counted in the last Census. How many were FULL BLOODS? I have no idea. Up until 1971, full blooded Aboriginal people were not even counted in the Census, and today blood quantum is irrelevant. But not it seems to the likes of Tokun.

I am recognized by the Australian Society of Authors as a BLACK writer, because I am an Aboriginal woman. A certificate of Confirmation of Aboriginality, with three signatures from the Elders of my local Land Council, under seal from the Aboriginal Corporation had to be submitted in order for me to submit work as an indigenous writer.

As I said to Tokun he doesn't get to define me, or any other Aboriginal person, because he gets pissed with a few blackfellas at the local boozer. Tokun claims to know some FULL BLOODS, as he calls them. Well, I'd welcome him to bring my brothers to Paltalk, as I have only met ONE person in my long life and experience who could lay claim to that, and he was a VERY old man.

What a pity there is not some kind of IQ test that could be applied before people on Paltalk are given an Administrators hat. Some clearly have so little power in their everyday life they think the Admin @ is a crown. Others are even more pathetic, and they are people who sit in rooms sniping in text, trying to incite 'race riots' because participation in those kinds of discussions does not need any ability to debate a topic. Eventually one or more of these morons crosses the line as Champ did, and if the Admin is not a racist mongrel him/herself the offender will be dealt with.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

BILLARY THREE UPDATE

The jailed political activists known as the Billary Three were arraigned yesterday on charges of unlawful assembly, resisting arrest, and setting off fireworks within city limits. Two of them -- KermieLegs and hillarypaul2008 -- were released yesterday after the court hearing. However, bigmac_2008 remained in custody until early this morning. According to city officials, who requested anonymity, bigmac's shirt was torn while resisting arrest and it was discovered that he was secretly working for another Democratic candidate. Upon making the discovery the two angry women turned on bigmac. They knocked him to the ground where KermieLegs attempted to asphyxiate him with her buttocks while hillarypaul assaulted him with a fanny pack. The four police officers who intervened sustained minor injuries but managed to restrain the two women before they could set off the fire crackers they had forced down his pants. bigmac was treated at the scene and transported to the city jail via wheelbarrow. He was officially released on his own recognizance yesterday but, at his request, remained at the city jail in protective custody until this morning.

Below on the left, bigmac_2008 displays the tattoo that exposed him as a plant. On the right is a picture of the 55th Nappy-Headed Ho Brigade who were hired by the Hillary Campaign to protect the Billary Three. The Brigade gained notoriety after their valiant defense of Mrs. Clinton when she came under sniper fire at the airport in Bosnia. They also guarded the Belfast Town Hall where the former First Lady brought feuding grandmothers together for tea.





Tuesday, April 01, 2008

BYE BYE BABY BIGMAC


We unite today, to say 'bye bye' to the neurotic baby - bigmac!

After many attempts to feed solid foods (facts) and potty train him, it appears he has been taken back to the infant nursery indefinetely. We wish him well and hope that he will be surrounded with very loving adults and a neverending supply of diapers.

P.S. A note for his future caretakers: He doesn't digest solids well, has severe episodes of diarrhea of the mouth and daily occurances of temper tantrums. We will pray for you and please, wear protective gear around him at all times.

Friday, March 28, 2008

DEVELOPING STORY

Waiting_for_Godot (left) and Saint Casey of NY (right)
in front of the Denver Police Department where the
Billary Three are being held.

It has been confirmed that bigmac_2008, hillarypaul2008, and KermieLegs were all arrested this morning in front of the building where the super delegates of the Democratic Party were having a meeting. Saint Casey, who was transported by ambulance to the Men's Urology Clinic of Denver, was treated and released. He is shown above standing in front of the Denver Police Department where, earlier today, sparks from a pile of burning bras ignited the plastic in his penile implant. It is not yet clear why his penis was exposed, but it is believed that he was trying to put out the fire. The implant was successfully removed, and, a few hours later, Saint Casey joined his comrades in front of the building where the Billary Three are being held.

REVENGE OF THE BILLARYS


Super delegates met today in Denver, Colorado to discuss recent developments. Clinton supporters gathered outside to demand that House Speaker Pelosi order them to vote for Hillary. The Denver police were called to the scene where three Billarys were taken into custody. Their names have not been disclosed as yet. But, according to eye witnesses, bigmac_2008, hillarypaul2008, and KermieLegs were leading the pack of angry women who surrounded the building after Pelosi declared publicly that super delegates must follow the will of the people. Fire crackers and flares were found in their fannie packs. In protest, Gloria Steinem and Geraldine Ferraro burned their bras in front of the police station where they are being held. Other protestors were seen wearing John McCain tee shirts. Regretably, photographers all fled the scene when the bras came off and no pictures were taken.

Monday, March 24, 2008

TYPICAL RIGHT WING RACIST

I don't have much to add to this room text. This Tn is a disgusting racist pig, more proud than ashamed of his vile racism. I personally agree with bigmac_2008: The internet is MORE real than real life, because it lets you anonymously display your true personality. And this is the typical right wing hatemonger:

alex jaNes: was it the Africans who told the govt to give blacks syphlis and watch 'em die?
Tn_Pokerstars_Player78: lol..alex
Tn_Pokerstars_Player78: bawhahwwwwwwwwwww
Tn_Pokerstars_Player78: king grab your show shine kit and get on your knees punkass
Tn_Pokerstars_Player78: shoe
Tn_Pokerstars_Player78: lol
Tn_Pokerstars_Player78: boy
Tn_Pokerstars_Player78: king i own you

Just sickening.

JC

Thursday, March 20, 2008

RACIST DINOSAURS ARE SOON TO BE EXTINCT!


This is an artist impression of PEMULWUY, a warrior of the Bidjigal (Bediagal) clan of the Eora people. Pemulwuy waged a war against the British invaders between 1790 and 1802. He was shot, captured and escaped three times, before he was fatally wounded in 1802. His head was severed, preserved in spirits and sent to London to Sir Joseph Banks accompanied by a letter from Governor King who wrote: "Although a terrible pest to the colony, he was a brave and independent character."

Bigmac_2008.....Clearly missed the part of my history lesson to young CHUMP where the Eora people saved the lives of the First Fleet to arrive. There were sufficient numbers of the FIT, BRAVE Eora people to have massacred the half dead people that made up the First Fleet, even taking into account the Muskets of the invaders. There is no saying how long it would have taken for another batch of invaders to land on our fair shores, wipe out an entire nation of people, introduce alcohol, turn Manly Beach into a sewer, and spread syphilis.

Sydney, Australia has been voted the most beautiful city in the world to visit, three years in a row. This is not hard to understand. The beauty of its harbour, the warmth of its people, and vibrant cultural diversity would be some of the reasons for this accolade. This is the result of immigration from all over the world after the lifting of the WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY that restricted people of COLOUR from entering what IS essentially a BROWN land. What the tourists don't see and what is not apparent in the aerial photograph of Sydney posted by BigMac are the thousands of homeless people living on the streets. When the invaders came there was no homelessness or poverty, there was KANYINI, a connectedness to all things, living in harmony with one another. Paradise if you like. A glorious island in the sun, with caring, loving, warm people who welcomed the strange people with open arms.

Australian Aboriginal people have had many WHITE FRIENDS. In colonial Australia, Lt. Dawes in particular. Lt. Dawes, a man with a sound classical education who came with Capt. Philip on the HMS Sirius was sent back to England for refusing to apologize to Capt. Phillip for his scathing criticism of a punitive 'hunt' against the Aboriginal people. Lt. Dawes took with him the masterly grammar of Aboriginal languages, which gathered paradigms of verbs and sample sentences with remarkable attention to phonetic detail. For over two hundred years these notes gathered dust in the London library, until another white man, Dr. R.M.W. Dixon a Professor of Linguistics at the Australian National University came across them in 1972. Lt. Dawes' notes became the Rosetta Stone for reconstructing the long extinct language of the Eora people of Sydney.

I could present an extensive list of other WHITE Australians from colonial times right up to Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who have recognized the proud, rich culture of my people and helped to give us a 'Fair Go.' I could also give you a list of WHITE people who, like BIGMAC were fearful of BLACK people, and would shoot on sight a black man, woman or child. It didn't matter to them, and it wouldn't matter to people like BIGMAC.

It is not just his language that is vile, it is knowing that with people like BIGMAC, the hatred would not stop with the language he uses.

But I take heart that in my country the racist filth like BigMac are a dying breed. Yes, we still have individual racism in Australia, as evidenced with Burnieknee, Champ, ALFIE-00 and High Falutin24 on paltalk. But today it is behind closed doors and not overt as it was for 220 years. In my country if BigMac was to speak in public as he does on Paltalk he'd be arrested under the racial vilification laws. In his county England, there would still be a few low pubs that would entertain him, especially if he fell into the boozer where Cyndy_UK or nonac_1980 prop up a bar, but all decent Brits today distance themselves from racist filth like him.

To you Bigmac, and any like you I say:

"Ga daiy gubba moomba! Diyin du jadi dugurang"

Translated means:

"Stick it up your arse, whitefella prick! This woman will continue to speak loud and strong."

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

PRECIOUS PETS AND PEOPLE WITH ZERO ABILITY TO COMPREHEND WHAT THEY READ

Well, dear Rattlers, regardless of the time I took to give a full and detailed account of WHY I handed my admin hat back to LordMercifulVoo, and removed myself from his group, it seems that people like shyann_4, and others who say they read the Blog, don't seem to have grasped that Lord Voo DID NOT take my hat. We had a clash of 'style' and I no longer admin for him. My choice. THE END. It is being said that I have been banned from Lord Voo's the room. Well that is strange... I was in there this morning briefly. Lord Voo does not BAN anyone, in fact if you can guarantee enough drama in the room, like sillyfandango or bigmac_2008 are able to do, he will even give you a hat.

There are those among us who think I was being 'spiteful' and 'angry' to write the Blog, which I was told shows Lord Voo in 'bad light'.

Well Pastor Wright is telling it like it was and is and Americans are pissing their pants, that someone is telling the truth and going as far as to say "God damn you, America." Not that what happens in a trivial chat room can be in anyway compared with the profound matters of which Pastor Wright spoke, however facts are facts and if anyone cares to dispute anything Pastor Wright said not being fact, I'd like to hear it sometime. Likewise for what I have said.

There was no spite or anger in anything I wrote, however I don't feel I owe a modicum of loyalty or respect to someone who treated me and people who worked their arses off for him like we were lackies, and I make no bones about voicing my disapproval and disgust. If people who know that what I said was the truth don't have the courage to stand up and be counted, I am not going to lose any sleep over it. But I hold no grudges and find no difficulty moving on. Lord Voo is the loser here, and I think he would know that.

So dear Shyann just read the Blog a few more times dear, I know you are not very bright and you'd love to twist this to be something it is not. But there you have it. Take it or leave it.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

HOW THE WORM TURNS

Well dear Rattlers, a week in Paltalk is a long time. It will not be long before the word gets out that I have turned in my admin hat in Lord Voo's room. It is not a rumour. I did indeed tell Lord Voo that I would no longer admin for him after he showed no regard for the admins who were running his room, and even less regard for the chatters who visit his room, unless of course you were a known room disruptor guaranteed to generate some drama.

Lord Voo had, in the opinion of many, handcuffed his admins to deal effectively with the tsunami of racial attacks that seems to be incumbent with the election campaign currently underway in the USA. There was daily confusion among the admins and the chatters about what the rules were with regard to 'racial baiting', and racial slurs. One day when matters were way out of control, Lord Voo made his grand entrance and snatched the mic, he declared that there would be NO racial slurs or attacks in his room, period! Relieved to hear this I posted that into the room welcome. NO warning for racial slurs. And for 12 blissful hours this calmed the room down. But the next day I returned and every vile racial slur in the book was being plastered all over the room. I promptly started to red dot the offenders, other admins followed suit to make sure the offenders got the message it was not going to be tolerated.

The next day Lord Voo sent a IM to his admins advising of his rules, which had changed from NO racial slurs PERIOD, to warning offenders in text, if they do it again, take the mic and tell them at the mic to stop. If they still persist, red dot for 5 mins, if they still persist then bounce.

Are you with me here Rattlers? Can you imagine the pandemonium? While two admins in a room with 110 people, many of them out of control gremlins, tried to work within these parameters.

I lodged my protest to Lord Voo that this made his admins work much harder than I thought volunteer people may be willing to do, just to keep his numbers up. Lord Voo would not budge.

Then he appointed sillyfandango and bigmac_2008 as admins and left yours truly to deal with them with no real power to stop their destructive sortie.

Last night was another hellish experience, and no one's idea of fun, for the admins in Voo's room trying to bring some kind of order to the chaos.

lively_oak, a fine little chatter, if she restricts her intake of RED BULL to 20 cans a day, got into 'war' with Admin sophia_175, who was at her wits end with Lively's antics and room disruption. Lively tested Sophia's patience to the point where she bounced Lively for something I knew Voo would not support, and that was text scrolling in the room. Red dots are all we were allowed for text scrolling. Meanwhile the room is flying with msvlj703, and weetbix101 the two newest admins doing a fine job of writing the 'warning messages in text' for the numerous race baiting offenders and even more racial slurs. There were red dots all over the place for the offenders who did not heed the warnings in text. Speakers had to be asked to wait while Admins get the mic warning to offenders. What a bloody shambles. The known shit stirrers were screaming 'we'll tell Voo' My reply was they could tell the Pope, I didn't give a shit.

To assist the chatters and the admins, who needed to give the warnings and call time, I asked all of the admins to use red font, so we, and the chatters could see each other. This was working like a charm until AbettyHRH entered the room with red text. Abetty was respectfully asked to change her font, and told why we would like her to do so. Ms Abetty, a friend of Lord Voo's was adamant that she would keep her font red. This was of course picked up immediately by the known room disrupters, who all changed to red font. I asked Ms Abettt and all smart arses to give the admins a break and work with us. They were all adamant that they would do as they pleased. WorthyOfUrAttn, advised me that Ms Abetty was a friend of Voo's and an Attorney no less. I really didn't care if Abetty was a friend of the Pope and sat in the bench of the High Court, she had no jurisdiction in a room I was trying to run. Ms Abetty would not c0-operate, so I slapped a red dot on the arse of our learned friend and left it there. The other offenders in the room got the message and changed their font. Calm was restored enough for the chat to flow again.

Miss Lively was released from her bounce and came back the room with renewed vigor to continue the war with Sophia, and also push my patience to the limits. Ms Lively was given several cautions, a red dot and finally sent to bed, with no more RED BULL, until the morning.

Today was a brand new day! I had been for an early morning swim, read the newspapers, popped into this blog and had a great laugh at cLumpmeister's delightful posting. I went into Voo's room. Several Admins IM'd me that they were at their wits end with Lively Oak and wanted to bounce her. daniel_england_00 could take no more when Lively jumped in the mic calling the men "sons of cunts!" and reminding them they they all entered this world via a cunt! The word was repeated without benefit of any other words to make any sense of someone screaming "cunt cunt cunt" into the mic. Daniel red dotted Lively, and felt the need to apologize to me for doing so. I told him that he made a good call.

paleoconservative was next on the mic and he never had much of any real value to contribute. When I am not wearing a hat I put the little cretin onto ignore and divert my attention to something else when he speaks. Lively was next and for reasons only known to her she changed the topic to her belief that paleoconservative was a pedophile. IM's to me asking "do you really want this room to empty?" bombarded my screen.

Lively was stopped at the mic and told she could not call people 'pedophiles', it is a Terms of Service violation of Paltalk:

(b) transmitting any unlawful, threatening, abusive, profane, offensive, defamatory, or hateful text or voice communication or Images or other material, or any racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable material,

Lively was given a 5 min time out. Paleo was next at the mic. He was asked to move along and get back to a political discussion. Before he could to so there was a room raid of mic jumpers, that had to be dealt with. As Paleo took the mic about a minute or so later, I saw that Lord Voo had removed Lively's red dot and her hand was back up. How smug she must have been feeling that she could run to Lord Voo and he would override an Admin's decision without any discussion with the Admin who dotted her. Now perhaps if Daniel England or one of the other Admins who may be intimidated by Lord Voo had dotted Lively, the situation may have ended there with the whole room observing that the Admins in the room had no real power. Lord Voo, who could take a page out of George Bush's manual for destruction of a nation vetoed my decision and became the 'Decider guy' even though he had not witnessed the events leading up to Lively getting dotted. Unfortunately, it was me who dotted Lively, and I have yet to meet the man who intimidates me. So I had some private words with Lord Voo, who should have left it there. But no, Lord Voo, ever the showman had to take the mic and ask Lively why she lied to him in IM about the dot. He did support my decision and told Lively that she would keep the dot on. Gee, thanks Lord Voo, we had that under control, and did not need you dropping what you were doing in Classicmfree's room, to berate the Admins and tell us how incompetent we all were and if we could not run the room without you, you would close it. To that I say, Lord Voo I have had more experience in senior managerial positions than you have had bloody birthdays! I am sure I can run a chat room without the need of supervision or interference.

Lord Voo and I took this to a private room where Lord Voo mistook me for someone who would listen to his rants. He was advised to cool it or the discussion was terminated and we were done. He allowed me to give him a full account of what had gone down in the past few days and how his silly restrictive rules for admins was making the job harder than it needed to be, or that I felt I or any of the other admins would tolerate for long. Well Lord Voo was not listening, all he heard was a woman telling him how to run his room. He started the rant again and going off onto tangents, bringing all kinds of extraneous bullshit into the discussion. At this time I had lost all respect for him and said, "well fuck you." Oh dear, this did cause him an affront. He was hurt that I would reduce the discussion to that level, after all, were we not adults? I said "yes we are adults and as an adult, I am telling you what I think of this bullshit" I apologized, but that fell on deaf ears. He kept ranting about me swearing at him, and how we should have a better level of communication than that. Yes well, Lord Voo, when I work with people and show them my unwavering loyalty, I don't expect to be told that if I don't like your rules I can "leave and take my friends with me." My choice is to leave, and whether or not my friends wish to continue to work so hard for you with NO APPRECIATION or consideration for how difficult your ineptitudes have made their job, that is up to them.

I returned to your room later in the day under another nic. There was no discussion of any substance. Lively was jumping around like a demented pixie telling people "we can say anything we like in here" The welcome message in the room asked chatters to keep 'race baiting to a minimum' With that kind of an opened ended MO I am glad I won't be having to deal with what some of the chatters might call a MINIMUM.

I wish to thank the excellent Admins I worked with in Mainstream Politics, notwithstanding the disastrous choice of appointing SillyFandango and BigMac. We all worked very hard to help Voo create a good room, but Voo does not want a GOOD room he wants a BIG ROOM, without doing any of the hard yards himself. He did not spend much time in his own room today, there was too much drama to be had in a mud slinging contest with his old adversary Bobby Boom Boom McGee in Classic's room to show his admins he appreciated their time by being a participant in his own room.

I hold no hard feelings for Lord Voo, and I will never join the backstabbing bastards who would tell lies about him. I stood by him over the closing of Debate Central because I trusted that he was doing the right thing. It is a great pity, and Lord Voo is the loser here, that he did not extend that trust to me.

This is a huge year for me, as I will be traveling back and forth to the Northern Territory to undertake a Degree in Community Services, Sport and Recreation, which will give me the skills I need to work in Aboriginal communities developing programs for youth health and welfare. I am looking forward to going back to 'country'. This is going to reduce the time I cam spend on Paltalk, which is going to send cheers of relief rumbling down Republican corridors. But I have made so many great mates on Paltalk and I won't be able to stay away completely. When time permits, and my co-admins are available, I will be opening my room The Hot Seat International Political Chat room. It is a room with a bit of a difference. We chat about a range of political issues and world affairs, play audios, stream videos, play music if it suits us and generally have a good time. My zero tolerance for racial attacks and room disruption guarantees that the room will never be a big drama filled room, that so many like to visit. But we like it, so come visit us in the HOT SEAT when you see the room open.

Thank you dear Rattlers it has been fun blogging with you but I must bid you a fond farewell and wish all peace and light.

THE MOB

Here's auntykate turning her, once mild-mannered, lemmings into a mob. This is after the coup, of course, when they had no place else to go. The caption reads "You're gonna make our Hag the top dog again or we'll finish the job."


Saturday, March 15, 2008

THE PHANTOM NEVER LIES!

I see everything, hear everything, and report it all accurately. Take that you old hag.



Friday, March 14, 2008

THE OLD AND THE HAPLESS

It was an exciting night in Mainstream where a disagreement between admins turned into a bounce party. It seems the LordMercifulVoo took pity on bigmac_2008 and gave him a hat. But it was no ordinary hat. He made the hapless burger boy a super admin. Until then, auntykate_1 believed that she, alone, was in charge. But when she lost her cool and tried to bounce the fried hamburger patty she found that she was no longer the alpha dog, the head honcho, the boss, but merely an old hag. She must've bounced him a dozen times but he only kept coming back. She tried to remove him from the admin list and found she couldn't. That so infuriated the old hag that her breasts fell out of her Cross-Your-Knees wonder bra and, as the night turned to day, she closed the room down and moved her lemmings into another.

They were hesitant to follow her at first, fearing they would bring the wrath of the Lord Voo upon them. But auntykate_1 reminded them that the Lord was merciful. She further explained that the sudden exodus was only for the good of the room -- to "protect it's integrity." Why she was only following Voo's lead, she argued. "I've done exactly tonight what Voo did with Dommie's room. He closed it down ... to stop the room being destroyed ... and I've done the same with Voo's tonight. So I would think that Voo would understand that."

What's that you say? Whatever goes around comes around? Damn skippy.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

BIGMACS AND COW PATTIES

After searching for hours for John Hume’s purported statements about Hillary Clinton’s role in the Good Friday Agreement I had to give up. No matter how hard I tried I could find nothing outside of a few blogs and news articles that merely alluded to his assertions. Some of them included portions of his statement but none provided a link or even a mention of the original source. Then I googled “John Hume” and got this and this, an article in one of the Irish papers that discusses “a statement in his [Mr. Hume’s] name” that “was put on Mrs. Clinton’s official website.” Well, now, that explains why bigmac_2008 failed to include a link in his comments about my last entry. No self‑respecting fried meat patty would want to be known as a spin master – leave that to the cotton candy aficionados, ay?

One has to wonder how Mr. Hume’s comments, which I suspect were made over the telephone, were solicited. Did Hillary’s aides offer cheese with the whine or did they just resort to playing the victim’s role? It most probably was a combination of the two, and I can just imagine how the conversation went: “You’ve got to help us Mr. Hume. That terrorist Muslim – Barrack HUSSEIN Obama – is saying that Hillary didn’t support the Good Friday Agreement. Yes, he’s related to Saddam. And he’s black, you know.” To which the distressed Mr. Hume replied, “Now, now girls. You mustn’t let this get you down. Why everybody knows Mrs. Clinton ‘visited Northern Ireland, met with very many people and gave very decisive support to the peace process.’”

Well here’s some news for you, bigmac: Cheerleaders give very decisive support to their home teams. That doesn’t make them quarterbacks. And let’s not lose sight of the real issue here – Hillary Clinton’s claim that she played a key role in bringing the warring factions together for peace talks. She has gone so far as to mention a meeting she supposedly “pulled together” at the Belfast town hall for the purpose of getting them to talk to each other for “the very first time.” And that, my friend, is just another cow patty.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

ANOTHER WHOPPER - OR MAYBE JUST A BIGMAC

It seems that Hillary Clinton has been claiming at least partial responsibility for the peace pact in Northern Ireland, a claim that Lord Trimble of Lisnagarvey described as “a wee bit silly.” He doesn’t seem to remember Hillary playing any role in the lengthy negotiations that led to the Good Friday Agreement. But, apparently, Hillary has vivid memories of her efforts to bring the warring parties together for peace talks. She has even given a detailed account of a meeting she supposedly arranged between Protestants and Catholics at the town hall in Belfast – one that there is no record of, and no one else can remember.

The only “meeting” David Trimble recalls is a dinner party Hillary attended with the women of Belfast. They know she was there because she posed for a picture in front of a table that held the stainless steel teapot she liked so well. Funny that the former First Lady’s recollections of an historic peace treaty differ so drastically from those of the negotiating parties. But Hillary is said to be an unusually intelligent woman. That may explain why she remembers so much more about those tumultuous years than the others do. Then again it causes one to wonder why she cannot remember directing someone in her campaign to alleviate Canada’s concerns about her current stance on NAFTA – a reminder that her claims of foreign policy experience should be taken with a grain of salt. And, if you frequent Debate Central, you're undoubtedly wondering how her blind and faithful follower, bigmac_2008, will try to wiggle out of this one.

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