RIP: Shooterz AKA Isabella-1

Vicki Jo aka Shooterz

Today we all got the dreaded news that yet another one of our dear Rattler's authors and renowned Paltalk Chatter Vicki Jo, passed away Sunday, Jan. 8, 2012, she was 52. Isa's was much loved and will be greatly missed. Our heartfelt condolences to all of Vicki Jo's loved ones and know she will forever be in our hearts.


As I heard the news I started to search though-out The Rattler to read some of Isa's posting  and I was reminded how witty, funny, and smart Isa was. One post its was almost like she was leaving a message to us all and it simply said:

"The world we live in is full of uncertainty and sorrow... maybe "heaven" is when we no longer inhabit this earth."

Isa, thank you for all the hours you shared with us, for all the laughs and heads up and even the occasionally debate that you always fought with grace.  Always a lady, never will you be forgotten.

I wanted to share some of the great memories so many shared with Isa so I composed a list of some of her wonderful writings.


http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2008/06/to-satisfy-firey-imaginations.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-women-are-made-of.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2008/05/love-of-mother.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2008/04/issa-and-classic-scramble-auntykates.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2008/03/as-worm-turns-my-ass.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2007/01/bush-flies-solo-while-boxer-takes-aim.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/12/what-will-happen-next.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/12/legacy-of-nightmares.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/11/its-christmastime.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/11/graceful-losers-in-si-pres-bush.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/11/pay-attn-jay156-its-important.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/09/tattler-exposed-with-sock-puppeting_17.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/09/tattler-gets-rattled-lol-pay-attn.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/09/way-of-world-is-war.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/08/possilfossil-speaks-hoooooorayyyy.html
http://ratttler.blogspot.com/2006/08/tattler-is-biased-liar-and-filthy.html

Isa you will always be with us in our hearts, thoughts and memories, may your journey be as wonderful as you are.

VOORONICA'S CLOSET

Dear Rattlers have you ever wondered was causes Paltalk's phoney 'extraordinarie' Lord Merciless Voo to exhibit irrational and unbalanced behaviour of the kind we witnessed this week? When he vacillated from condemning Barack Obama one day for addressing AIPAC, to a position where Palestine wouldn't be suffering like they do if not for the 'terrorist group' Hamas.

"It is all Hamas's fault! GO ISREAL!" he screamed not 24 hours after wanting to have Obama hog tied for upsetting the Independents by kissing AIPAC's arse. I told Voo he was a political Pollyanna if he thinks the road to the White House does not go through AIPAC and not to think about giving up his day job to enter politics.

The answer to how all this flip-flopping manifests is simple really, this man is barking mad. Which would be all fine and dandy if he didn't prey on vulnerable women and leave at least 2 that I know almost suicidal.

For those Rattlers with an eye for detail you will have picked up me referring to Lord Voo, as Lord Merciless Voo, and I do this for a reason. Not only is Lord Merciless Voo not a Lawyer, which many of you have already worked out, he is a cruel cyber predator who preys on vulnerable lonely women.

Let me share a sad story with you which may help some other poor hapless and vulnerable woman to avoid his, shall we say allure, in the future.

Now this story is not second hand gossip, I was close to the person this happened to and spent hours of my time talking her back from the edge when her world seemed to fall apart.

As you know Rattlers there a many lonely men and women on these chat programs and even more monsters willing to take advantage of them for nothing more than an act of cruelty or a financial shake down.

The woman in questioned IM'd me one night to tell me she was "in love with Voo." Hold on a moment "Voo is a chat room nic" I said.

"Yes, he is being very guarded, but I know how he feels about me" she purred.

"Do you know his real name? Have you even seen a photograph, or spoken live on cam with Voo?" I asked, astounded that this seemingly intelligent woman was telling me she had fallen in love with a chat room persona who was being so guarded he didn't share any of his personal details with her.

A few days later....

"I am going to leave my husband, I have been unhappy for a long time," she said, trying her best to convince me that she was not doing this on the flimsy evidence before me.

Sad story cut to the chase....

The woman in question, found a new apartment, purchased new furniture, and of course splurged on some very pretty new underwear, which she said made Lord Voo giggle like a school boy. One night her partner of 14 years came home from work and found her with her bags in the hall ready to leave. She moved into her love nest and waited with pounding heart for Lord Voo to fly into her arms for the much anticipated passionate embrace. Lord Voo had tantalized his victim with sweet whisperings that he is a 'big man'. He had told his victim that she had to prove this was what she wanted by leaving her husband. Then, and only then, would he trust her with his personal information, like a name! She was still calling him Voo.

She waited and waited. He did not return her calls and went AWOL from Paltalk. She was beside herself. Heartbroken and thoroughly humiliated. But such is the power of cyber fantasy she "still loved him". Aunty Kate took a cyber whip to her dumb arse and tried to get her to wake up and smell the coffee. She finally made contact with Lord Voo and he was dismissive of her distress.

"I think you need to be on your own for a while to be sure this is what you want." He said.

Still no name, no photograph, no sweet words of reassurance.

After a week of crying her self to the point of exhaustion she saw the light. She realized what a great guy she had left sobbing in the hallway and it is a big cold world out there for a woman who has had a hunky man around to protect her for 14 years. Her husband took her back.

When I spoke to her a few weeks later she was still talking about Voo, "I still love him" she said, speculating on the what if's. She could not see that the only 'what if' here was, what if Lord Voo had been a TOTAL monster and let her husband know what she had done. He did have her phone number and had called her at home several times, after all the telephone is way more intimate. She can be grateful Lord Merciless Voo's game is only to hurt the women he targets. I felt very sorry for this woman but distanced myself from her on the belief that she is a total flake.

Lord Voo has been very nervous that I might blow the whistle on him for this, and another incident where his bullshit of being a Lawyer was blown wide when he needed to come clean on project we had been working on to set him up as a radio talk show host on Paltalk. He pulled the now infamous stunt of giving SillyFandango and BIGMAC_2008 Admin hats. He is as cunning as a shit house rat, he knew this would be a deal breaker for me as it brought his judgment into serious question. I handed in my Admin hat and we had a parting of the ways that ensured I would no longer have input into the project for the radio chat program. I has spent many hours working with Lord Voo on this and had offered to pay the $3000 to secure a Paltalk Green Room. But he had to come clean with his real name so his credentials as a Lawyer could be verified as I was being asked to help secure sponsors and involve people, whom like myself don't work with phoneys. His fear of being exposed saw him try several lame attempts to drive me from his room, and his rule of no BANS stuffed him somewhat.

However, all that changed this week when Lord Merciless Voo tried to flex his cyber muscle in an attempt to leave me bleeding in the hall as we all saw he had done with Vixee. I did try to warn Lord Voo in text that I am not Vixee, and he would need to come up to meet me in a fight because I was not going down into the gutter with him.

"You can't do drama with me! You don't run shit around here, get out!" he screamed.

He launched into his usual blustering tired old tirade. I mean there are only so many times one can call a person a "Mother fucking cock sucking, dripping pussy whore," before it becomes comedic.

Never being one to run to or from a fight, I raised my hand to speak, taking the fight right up too Lord Voo.

Isabellah was cautioning from the sidelines "Careful Kate" Isabellah was told to line up behind Lord Voo and I would give her a serve after I was done with him.

Lord Voo was shitting his pants about now.

"You stay on topic you whore!" He screamed. "You can't do drama with me you wrinkly old dripping pussy fake black woman"

"Voo did you learn to present arguments like that at law school?" I teased as I waited for the mic.

Rattlers as you know Lord Voo expects his Admins to take ALL kinds of vile abuse without losing control and using the RED DOT. Lord Voo was going to be sorely tested here and he knew it.
My turn came to take the mic and I got no more than half a sentence out and I was red dotted.

"Stay on topic bitch!" he screamed.

The speaker before me had been Paleoconservative, and before him that slimy amphibian from the Everglades, Moderate Conservative. The most vile pig of a man to ever draw a hog's breath.

Lord Voo lost badly and he is too stupid to see it. Poor sad man he is the laughing stock of every decent person on Paltalk.

For those who think this post is lies and bullshit and created to show Lord Voo in a bad light, I challenge Lord Voo to face off with me anywhere anytime and we'll see who is lying.

Lord Merciful Voo is a vile cyber predator, he uses people when it suits him to do so, and hurts women for sport. When he gets close to being exposed, he hits self-destruct and tries to crush anyone who can expose him. Sorry Lord Merciless Voo you picked a fight with the wrong person this time. From a young woman I have been fighting men who make you look like the cockroach you are and left them flat out on the floor. Vermin I squash under foot, and you are vermin Lord Merciless Voo.

HILLARY, A TRUE PATRIOT OR A POWER HUNGRY ELITIST?

Is this a legit question to ask, I bet many of you are asking or rolling your eyes thinking here we go again another neo-con dissing the Clintons. Sorry, I'm a liberal.

I know there has been much talk in the past about the Clintons' criminal behavior and nothing has ever came from it. Myself, I thought throughout the years it was just a bunch of BS for the republicans to spin to 'control' the Clintons' rise. Yet, this is different, our country cannot handle another 4 years of lies and power-tripping leaders. I hope that you will watch this video, goodness only knows how much Hillary doesn't want you to.



First I want to thank isabellah-1 for telling me about this video and being courageous enough to speak about it out loud, for lately it seems if you are a woman in the US that isn't for Hillary, you are a traitor to your gender (well, won't be the first time those with open minds and intelligence get called that lol).

What I want to talk about is who Hillary's largest donor was in 2000 (Peter Paul) and how she had misspoke about who it was (a felony, according to the Justice Department).

Hillary’s seven years of misspeaking was defined to be a felony as the law was applied to Hillary’s finance director, according to DOJ Prosecutor Dan Schwaber. He said to the jury in May, 2005 at the trial of Hillary’s finance director David Rosen, that it was a crime “to deny the public’s right to know that Peter Paul personally gave more than $1.2 million to Hillary’s national campaign”.

Yet, both the government and the media know Hillary has personally denied that right since August 2000 through personal statements published in the Washington Post and official statements under oath in Paul v Clinton and to investigators with the DOJ and FEC.

Sen. Clinton's actions are in violation of the following U.S. Statutes:

2 U.S.C. Sec 441a (a)(7)(B)(I) provides:

Expenditures made by any person in cooperation, consultation, or concert, with, or at the request or suggestion of, a candidate, his authorized political committees, or their agents, shall be considered to be a contribution to such candidate. (Therefore Peter Paul's expenditures cannot be deemed to be a "soft money" contribution)

(f) No candidate shall knowingly accept any contribution in violation of the provisions of this section...

(a)(1)(A) No person shall make contributions... to any candidate with respect to any election for Federal office which, in the aggregate, exceed $2,000.

2 U.S.C. Sec 437g(d)(1)(A)(I) provides:

Any person who knowingly and willfully commits a violation of any provision of this act which involves the making, receiving, or reporting of any contribution, donation, or expenditure (I) aggregating $25,000 or more during a calendar year shall be fined under Title 18, or imprisoned for not more than 5 years, or both...

So, forgetting about Hillary's voting record (bankruptcy bill, Iraq war, Iran), her 'borrowing' of Reagan's joke and her 'misstatements' about Bosnia, Hillary is proving herself to be an elitist and out of touch with the America people. I say this because only an elitist could avoid federal prosecution and think themselves above the law and more importantly think themselves above the US Constitution.

So before you rah rah for Hillary remember how the last 7 1/2 years have been with a leader that has thought exactly like Hillary, that he too is above the law and the US Constitution

They don't call me Facetious Muse for nothing


For you Isa A special thanks to S_LINK90 for directing isa to the video by accident

THE COURAGE OF HIS CONVICTIONS

mark6403 once again proves to us why conservatives are the most cowardly, craven, mealy-mouthed cretins in PalTalk. After getting on the mic and claiming there was a story in the Jerusalem Post that there was a forthcoming report that claimed that an IAF airstrike destroyed WMDs Saddam had moved to Syria, mark immediately accuses the room of suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome and then we see the following from Isa:

isabellah-1: (12:24 PM) *** mark6403 has left the room ***

If only these moronic neocons had any real courage, they would stick around to defend their ridiculous claims. mark6403 once again proves that, when it's a firefight, and you're pinned down by enemy suppressive fire, you can always count on the conservative to cut and run the other way as fast as his yellow-streaked bunny-tailed back will carry him.

JC

UNHEALTHY OBSESSIONS

Dear Rattlers it must be time that some of the desperate and dateless women on Paltalk, who clearly have an obsession with my alter -ego AKA Aunty Kate, got a life.

isabellah-1 seems to have an incurable affliction, coupled with her delusion that she 'slapped' me off the mic in LordMercifulVoo's room. Now this stupid woman voted for Bush twice. Shall I say more. Hardly necessary.

Now vixee and her little side kick SpiritoftheRuins are snapping at my heels at any given opportunity and leaving the room does not seem to stop the invective.

The room text below was sent to me some time after I had left mylady_arwen_1's room after Vixee and Spirit of the Ruins arrived and started attacking flynn62 without provocation. These bitches hunt in packs like all good dogs. All chance of a decent discussion continuing was lost. Now Flynn was doing nothing to warrant this attack except he was being critical of the government of the USA. I guess Vixee and Spirit of the Ruins have been closeted Bush supporters all along.

Now dear Rattlers take a look at this room text. See if you can spot anything that Spirit of the Ruins said that could possibly warrant Vixee mentioning my name for any reason. This is clearly an obsession. I do hope it is not any kind of unrequited love. It is very disturbing to see women obsess over other women, it is kind of spooky really. It is usually males who do this when a women refuses to show him her tits. Vixee if you read this dear I am NOT showing you my tits.

SpiritoftheRuins: arwen..have you been up right thru .. i saw you around 1 am my time

doppleganger_1: When was the LAST time Americans rioted??? lol

Q-UK: the jews got the karma!

SpiritoftheRuins: hey pitts

stainless-john301: you are divided and all think of them selves

vixee: oh spirit you mean to say that kates enlightenment and brillance did not soothe you?

Still-Here2: lol spirt , ole superkate strikes again

Youngblood_USA: Apparently they aren't happy.

Still-Here2: lol

shyann_4: Emomz gtsy

Raisin Cane: oh god

mylady_arwen_1: yes ive been up since 2am its now 1pm

shyann_4: Hi Still

SpiritoftheRuins: lol vixee...and Still...good grief imagine living with that rant daily

See what I mean Rattlers? This Vixee woman is a borderline stalker. And it gets worse.

Now this is even more bizarre. Spirit of the Ruins was referring to Raisin Cane who had been dotted for singing at the mic. In Vixee's booze soaked brain she thought she was talking about me. I am glad there are 17,000 ks of deep blue ocean between me and this obsessed lunatic.

vixee: let cane have th emic

pittsburghsteelers2k7: dopple never a need too

SpiritoftheRuins: omg vixee...you really have no mercy on my headache

Youngblood_USA: and THAT IS THE PROBLEM.

vixee: geez all she was doing was serenading me

Raisin Cane: he likies to hear himself reiterate

doppleganger_1: never the capability to

shyann_4: Hi Misty

altonemuk1: yes sniffing too

mylady_arwen_1: ok im going bitch lol#

Still-Here2: lol

vixee: yes cane he is a willing slave

SpiritoftheRuins: vixee <---nut magnet

pittsburghsteelers2k7: lol ok dopple thats not true

Raisin Cane: yup

vixee: loooooool spiritttttt

SpiritoftheRuins: lol

shyann_4: Hi Lady Wicca

Youngblood_USA: I will not submit to tyranny.

shyann_4: Hi Boo

emomz: awww,I will bake a cake with a saw for young and nooger

pittsburghsteelers2k7: when has britain stood up to their govt

Raisin Cane: YUP he is black .... for reals

doppleganger_1: Constantly

stainless-john301: pittsburg every day

vixee: kate is pissed that i will not bite spirit she needs more ammo for her venom

IS THIS A BLOODY OBSESSION OR WHAT? VIXEE I AM NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY TITS. RAISIN CANE LOVES YOU, ASK HER, YOU'LL SCORE BIG TIME THERE. SHE MAY EVEN SERENADE YOU WITH THE FLASH.

Now Spirit of the Ruins and I came to some grief a while back when she was screaming into the mic that she hated WHITE Christians.

"I will never forgive them," she said.

I have no affection for what the Christian invaders did in my country either, but I don't blame Christians in 2008 for that. Spirit of the Ruins was unrelenting in her hatred for the white Christian rapists and murderers and cuts their decendents no slack. Well don't look now Spirit of the Ruins but Vixee is a WHITE Christian. She is also a racist bitch who has no respect for Native Americans. She is on record calling Mitsuk and Kenonwes "scalpers".

Spirit of the Ruins, may not show Vixee her tits, but she would have us believe that she is a Native American. If this is true, she is more than a hypocrite even aligning herself with someone who used a vile racial slur like that against other Native North Americans. You can fool some of the people some of the time Spirit of the Ruins but some of us were NOT born yesterday.

Well dear Rattlers now that I have that off my chest, I do feel better. Now I shall get back to more meaningful pursuits and hope that by the time I venture into another Paltalk room these silly women will have found another object for their obsessions. I can't help being fabulous...***Smiles***

Issa And Classic scramble Auntykate's eggs-- LIVE !! (A must see)

Yes folks, you heard it here first-- Issa took the mic under her alias; "TripleNickle" and BLASTED the ole coot AuntyKate off the mic!!
(crowd cheers!!!)
(applause resounds around the world!!)
(background music; "MC HAMMER; Can't Touch This" begins to play loud & proud)


The time I entered the room is noted here, and from this time on kate was on mic every other person, until I finally took the mic at 7:20am--- NOTE THIS


(6:42 AM) Alert: This is an A rated room intended for adults only.
(6:42 AM) Alert: This is a room where many progressives chat. The rules are emphasized - No Tos Violations Whatsoever & Keep the Racial Baiting at a Minimum - Hence, sit back, relax and enjoy yourselves.

(6:42 AM) Alert: WARNING The owner of this group and their admins have and do frequently use the power to remove (bounce) members at their discretion to keep an orderly room as they see fit. If this is unacceptable to you, please visit one of our many other rooms. Thank you
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Auntykates' response to Issa and the room for being chastized over being a MIC HOG???

As follows;

(7:04 AM) whatafkingjoke: AuntyKate hand are up. please share the mic you are not that interesting to listen too with your phony aboriginal bullsjit
(7:12 AM) rachel_ray_311: LOOOOL WHO DRUG AUNTYHATE BACK IN HERE, IS SHE DONE CRYING ABOUT THE ROOM NOW?
(7:20 AM) odoroeus: OHHH FFS I THOUGHT THIS LOUD MOUTH BITCH HAD LEFT PAL TALK?

TripleNickel: is this the "KATE" hour?
TripleNickel: she's on the mic more than anyone else
TripleNickel: ffs
(7:29 AM) Classicmfree: AUNTY HAS NO FRANCHISE HERE
(7:29 AM) dont-say-hello-2-me: kate you get 3 mins
TripleNickel: let others talk


(at this point kate is FROTHING on mic!! screaming obscenities declaring triplenickle is NOT an admin!!)

(7:29 AM) HuskerG: Kate due to the time zone difference you only get 2 minutes
TripleNickel: i'm isabellah-1
(7:29 AM) Clubed_Seal: gawd dammn kate
(7:29 AM) Classicmfree: AUNTY IS A DEFROCKED ADMOIN
TripleNickel: so fuck off
(7:30 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(7:30 AM) farmer3843_3: your a posser
(7:30 AM) Clubed_Seal: 1 for kate 2 for isa..........whoi has the nicer tatas.
(7:31 AM) tung_fu: Kate, it's not isa
TripleNickel: tung? i am isa
(7:31 AM) Classicmfree: THATS NOT ISA

(7:37 AM) whatafkingjoke: AUNTYKATE FINNALY SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! FINNALY
(7:37 AM) bigmac_2008: GO TRIPLE

------I take the mic under my alias; "TripleNickle"
(a hush falls over the room-- it really IS issa!!)
I proceed to chastize kate for being a mic hog on mic-- TO WHICH SHE POUNDS HER KYBRD IN RESPONSE

(7:38 AM) auntykate_1: It is Isabitch
(7:38 AM) Classicmfree: WHO WAS 1ST ISA
(7:38 AM) GOP_RIP: morning isa
(7:38 AM) Tama Riki: oh, hey isa
(7:38 AM) auntykate_1: Fuck you go on ignore
(7:38 AM) Clubed_Seal: I think we all love isa
NOTE THIS -- (7:38 AM) tung_fu: isa, you just arrived ffs

(7:38 AM) auntykate_1: Talk to yourself you stupid cow
(7:39 AM) auntykate_1: I can take the mic as often as I like NO?
(7:39 AM) Clubed_Seal: Who has nicer gams.....................kate or Isa?
(7:40 AM) auntykate_1: Fuck you Isabitch, I cant hear you but fuck you anyway
(7:41 AM) whatafkingjoke: AUNTYKATE LOOSING HER @ WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE ROOM!!!!!
(7:42 AM) whatafkingjoke: Kate bullshit some other people. We all know you love to @ you just cant because you are not fair. You bounced bigmac for no reason!!!!!!
(7:46 AM) auntykate_1: What? You are addressing me?
(7:50 AM) Classicmfree: AUNTY GO WHINE ON THE RATTLER
(7:52 AM) Classicmfree: EAT SHYTE AUNTY
(7:53 AM) auntykate_1: Classic, join Isabitch in the iggy bench I am talking to the grown ups now
(7:53 AM) tung_fu: tung_fu has bounced Classicmfree from the chat room
(7:53 AM) *** Classicmfree has left the room ***
-------------ummmm... classic violated WHAT tos??-------- Let's see...

(7:53 AM) auntykate_1: LOL Ty Tung
(7:55 AM) auntykate_1: Sandy the iggy feature makes it so easy, but unfortunately the admins have to see and hear all the crap.
-------------(7:55 AM) *** Classicmfree has joined the room ***---------
(7:55 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(7:55 AM) Tama Riki: Dayuum, he's good
(7:55 AM) Classicmfree: ONLY VOO CAN BOUNCE ME
(7:55 AM) Classicmfree: ASK HIM
(7:55 AM) daniel_england_00: DO NOT BOUNCE CLASSIC
(7:55 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(7:56 AM) tung_fu: tung_fu has bounced Classicmfree from the chat room
(7:56 AM) *** Classicmfree has left the room ***
(7:57 AM) *** Classicmfree has joined the room ***
(7:57 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(7:57 AM) odoroeus: wb classic
(7:57 AM) Classicmfree: HI EVERYONE
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: ADMINS HAVE TO TAKE INSULTS
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(7:58 AM) daniel_england_00: ADMINS CLASSIC DOESNT GET BOUNCED TAKE IT UP WITH VOO
(7:58 AM) freedomspirit2: HAVIN' A GREAT TIME THIS MORNING
(7:58 AM) tung_fu: no we don't Classic
(7:58 AM) daniel_england_00: UNLESS HE BREAKS TOS
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: VOO RULE ONLY HE BOUNCES ME
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: WANNA BET
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: ILL KEEP BOUNCING BACK
(7:58 AM) tung_fu: wrong Classic
(7:58 AM) freedomspirit2: HAHAHAHHAA
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: ASK VOO
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: IM RIGHT
(7:58 AM) freedomspirit2: FOLLOW THE BOUNCING CLASS
(7:58 AM) freedomspirit2: LOL
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: HERE I AM
(7:58 AM) freedomspirit2: HE HAS RESURRECTED
(7:58 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(7:59 AM) auntykate_1: Tung: I am out is here this is bullshit....good luck
(7:59 AM) *** auntykate_1 has left the room ***
(7:59 AM) daniel_england_00: JESUS LOOK AT THE BOUNCE LIST
(7:59 AM) tung_fu: tung_fu has bounced Classicmfree from the chat room
(7:59 AM) *** Classicmfree has left the room ***
(7:59 AM) daniel_england_00: U LOT HAVE GOT BOUNCE HAPPY
(8:00 AM) *** Classicmfree has joined the room ***
(8:00 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(8:00 AM) daniel_england_00: U DONT BOUNCE PPL COS U DONT LIKE THEM
(8:00 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(8:00 AM) daniel_england_00: IF I DID THAT I WUD BOUNCE HALF THE ROOM
(8:00 AM) Classicmfree: THIS IS SO FUNNY
(8:00 AM) tung_fu: tung_fu has bounced Classicmfree from the chat room
(8:00 AM) *** Classicmfree has left the room ***
(8:01 AM) *** Classicmfree has joined the room ***
(8:01 AM) daniel_england_00: IF U DONT LIKE SOMEONE IGNORE THEM
(8:01 AM) TheRealist: don't bounce people just because you don't like them
(8:01 AM) Classicmfree: HAW HAW HAW
(8:01 AM) Classicmfree: IM LEAVING NOW ANYWAY
(8:01 AM) freedomspirit2: DON'T BOUNCE PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEM
(8:02 AM) daniel_england_00: IS HE BREAKING TOS
(8:02 AM) Classicmfree: THIS IS A GOOD LESSON FOR YOU
(8:02 AM) daniel_england_00: IF NOT NO BOUNCE
(8:02 AM) Classicmfree: EAT SHIT ADMINS
(8:02 AM) Classicmfree: FUCK YOU TUNG

(8:02 AM) *** Classicmfree has left the room ***

Now, I want to note to tung that I really like him, regardless of bouncing class, except... you can't bounce just because you dislike them:)

Anyways... adios mis amigos

THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY SMARTER

MJ-GA likes to cut loose with his homies...

Sometimes an idiot from one of the other sections decides to pop into a room briefly, paste a stupid comment, and rush out just as quickly. Tonight, it was MJ-GA:

MJ-GA: Dems now control both the house and senate...BUT we are still in Iraq...paying 4 bucks a gallon for gas..facing a recession...Thanks Dems

Gee, MJ, do you think the reason that no important legislation is getting passed is that Republicans have set a RECORD for the number of threatened filibusters, requiring 60 votes in the Senate for cloture? Do you have any idea at all what is actually going on in your government, or is the extent of the political knowledge you have anally inserted each day by Rush Limbaugh?

Of course you want to blame this on the Democrats, but even with very low congressional approval ratings, Dems are preferred to be in charge by a wide majority. Hell, close to 30 Republican House members are quitting, and several Republican Senators. Why don't we wait and see if we can get a 60 seat majority in the Senate in 2008? Then you'll have something to whine about.

EDITED TO ADD: I've been informed by isabellah-1 that MJ-GA is a woman, but I stand by that picture. Georgia girls are kinda hairy.

JC

MUTINY ON THE BINKY

Captain William "Classicmfree" Bligh

There was quite a scuffle in Classicmfree Rules of Debate the other night. It seems the supercilious ass was being challenged by one of his appointed lackeys, and the mutiny needed to be squashed before pandemonium ensued.

isabellah-1 was the cause and focal point of this duel of wills, which, if you know Isa, is not all that surprising. She was giving admin heater13 a hard time, questioning his authority as well as his manhood. Classic was in attendance, and as he himself was quick to point out, "RULE #1: ONLY I DOT AND BOUNCE WHEN I'M HERE"

Well, Isa would not stop poking at heater, and he repeatedly dotted her, telling her to stop questioning his piddling powertripping. Finally, Isa got up on the mic and said, "OK, bounce me, motherfucker, come on, do it!" Well, it didn't take much more than a few seconds before Isa was flying butt first out of the room. All the while, Classic was lamely, plaintively pleading with heater to stop the admin rageholic outburst, to no avail.

Finally, Classic was forced to close the room to change the admin code. (BTW, I hear you can change the admin code without closing your room, but Classic clearly doesn't know this) When order was restored to the dangerously listing frigate, Isa was back in the room, and heater was nowhere to be seen. Classic was once again free to strut ostentatiously about the deck of his ship, content in the knowledge that no one will challenge his dominance of his dinghy. And somewhere, off in the misty distance, I can hear Isa laughing...

JC