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Monday, July 14, 2008


I'm sure you all remember a few months ago when McCain first joked about killing Iranians when he sang "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the Beach Boys' hit "Barbara Ann".

And how could we ever forget McCain saying "My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there's one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious."

With such great hits, who would have ever thought McCain could give us more?Fret no more all you fans of McCain's top hits, I got good news for you.

Just yesterday McCain commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently "just warming up," one of his aides said today. "Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain's side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list," the aide said. "He's in fine form."

McCain has a huge list of ways to kill Iranians from mordant to capricious. How could we ever forget McCain suggesting a sure death for Iranian would be to "Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her."

But McCain's best hit of all times in how to kill Iranians is "Vote for me"

You know McCain just might have found his calling, as a comedian.

Well lets face it people McCain's calling sure isn't in the White house.

They don't call me Facetious Muse for nothing

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