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Friday, April 11, 2008

MAYBE HOMESCHOOLING ISN'T SUCH A BAD IDEA...

Today, my friends, we have the sterling example of tinyone_6 to lead us in a lesson of elementary school English grammar. This stunted, tweety-voiced munchkin is convinced she knows more about the English language than the rest of the room. Listen, honey, when justblove is correcting your English, you know you've got problems:

tinyone_6: DO U NOT KNOW NOTHING
tinyone_6: WE DO NOT HAVE NAZIS NOMORE
tinyone_6: HOW STUPID CAN SOME PPL BE
tinyone_6: NATO IS HELPING US IN AFAGFANSTAN
tinyone_6: HUBBY ALREADY FAUGHT IN IRAQ
daniel_england_00: faught ?
daniel_england_00: tiny
daniel_england_00: learn english lol
tinyone_6: ENGLISH WATS THAT DAN
tinyone_6: LOL
ilan_1_2: tiny - fought.
ilan_1_2: not faught lol
tinyone_6: FOUGHT IS NOW
ilan_1_2: tiny - loooooooooooooool
tinyone_6: LEARN ENGLISH
tinyone_6: LOL
ilan_1_2: fight - fought - fighting
tinyone_6: FAUGHT
ilan_1_2: tiny, no such thing as FAUGHT
justblove: tinyone FOUGHT is past tense , you stupid
ilan_1_2: lol
Drink_Soda: What do you mean, "faught"?
Drink_Soda: Is this a joke?
ilan_1_2: how stupid is tinyone
ilan_1_2: lol
ilan_1_2: faught lol
tinyone_6: What countries faught in war world 1? Please help us answer
tinyone_6: LIKE I SAID PASS TENSE
tinyone_6: THIS NEW ENGLISH
Drink_Soda: Pass tense?
tinyone_6: PPL NEED TO GET OFF IT
Drink_Soda: Pass me the sugar, ok?
tinyone_6: AND GET TO THE OLD ENGLISH
tinyone_6: THE VERBS NOUNS
ilan_1_2: what the fuck is faught?
Drink_Soda: and what is "pass tense"?
ilan_1_2: tinyone, fought IS in past tense.
ilan_1_2: you crazy one
tinyone_6: HE FOUGHT IN IRAQ WAR
tinyone_6: HAPPY NOW
ilan_1_2: tinyone, now admit your mistake
naldrvr: tiny you may want to actually take English before you start teaching it
ilan_1_2: and apologise
ilan_1_2: tiny, well? admit your mistake..and apologise to the room
tinyone_6: war is being faught
tinyone_6: WHICH IS NOW AND PASS
ilan_1_2: tinyone - war is being fought.
tinyone_6: Definition Of Christianity. ... well the Crusades were really no different from any other war faught because you were attacked by an enemy. ...
tinyone_6: I KNOW MY ENGLISH
ilan_1_2: tinyone - fought.
tinyone_6: THEY NEED TO LEARN THEIRS

Oh, what a terrible thing we have wraught! To imagine this woman has thaught! But, what humor she has braught to our day! Can she be taught? Oh wait, that one's right...

JC

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