CONSPIRACY OF DUNCES

The rare spotted imilac100 in it's natural habitat

I wish I could say I'd thought of this myself, but I found this over at AMERICAblog, the best blog you're not reading. imilac100 has infested the room with his nonsense, so this information goes out to him. It turns out that the tinfoil hat he's using to keep the CIA from reading his thoughts might not be as effective as he thinks...

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

I knew it, imilac is the enemy! He seemed to be on our side, but that's just what the men in black helicopters want you to think.

JC