An open letter to the US Army National Guard:Gentlemen, I write to you today regarding the case of Dandruff_Flake. (aka Tweedle_Dee, aka clubed_seal) My question for you is simple: what kind of organization would stoop to accepting someone like this? Are there even admission standards anymore? Please note the following:
Dandruff_Flake: <--Is this the role model liiberals tell their children to fallow?Dandruff_Flake: rodney king is a pathectic piece of shitl
Dandruff_Flake: that's yoru king.
Dandruff_Flake: that you pathectically whine about kking and his rights?
Dandruff_Flake: good saddam will be forng
Dandruff_Flake: Because your to scarred.
Dandruff_Flake: scarred to write congressman and senators and govenores.
Dandruff_Flake: How come the politicians arn't trying to get oil from veneswella?
Dandruff_Flake: tho lazy?
Dandruff_Flake: the inshurgency was always their.
Dandruff_Flake: and the ruthless behaviur.
Dandruff_Flake: their her failed.
Dandruff_Flake: inshurgents.
Dandruff_Flake: they have a paralimnt.
Dandruff_Flake: shurly you can tell us the mos.
Dandruff_Flake: army vocational apptitude batery
Dandruff_Flake: and that guy was a lawer.
Dandruff_Flake: maby their under saddmas bed?>
Dandruff_Flake: I'm illeterate
Yes, indeed, he does appear to be illiterate. Is it even possible to assess the aptitude of one who cannot spell, "aptitude battery"? Perhaps simple battery, about the head and shoulders , with a baseball bat would be more appropriate.
Now, far be it from me to criticize a few miskeys that people are likely to make when typing quickly in an email or chat room. But look again at that partial list above. Note the consistency of the errors. "shurly"? "inshurgency"? Who lisps when they type? Is, "pathectic," something that is pitiful but done hurriedly? Are we really at the point where we must rely on someone who cannot even come remotely close to spelling, "veneswella," to defend our nations interests there?
I hope for your sake that the Guard is moving to improve its standards. Before you give this man a gun, please, for pete's sake, make sure he isn't lethal with a pen. Thank you.
JC
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2 comments:
. . .Jc, loved this post.
keep up the good work!
It appears the Flakester isn't even aware of how he enlisted in the Army - there is no such thing as the "Army vocational apptitude batery;" in fact, there is no such thing as the "Army vocational aptitude battery." To ensure new recruits have at least an 8th grade education to compliment the high school diploma mandated by the DoD, each potential enlistee must first score satisfactorily on the "Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery," commonly called the ASVAB. I'm sure Dandruff Flake thanks his lucky stars that the ASVAB didn't rate his ability to spell even rudimentary words in his native language. Nonetheless, I think Flake's verbal handicap causes even the most stalwart of his fellow neocons to exude just a tinge of angst when visualizing Dandruff Flake at the helm of anything military! Keep blaming the liberals Dandruff Flake - your spelling just might improve!!
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