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Monday, November 28, 2005

THIS JUST IN FROM WINGNUTTIA

RichardCranial's cerebral cortex, grilled and garnished with oregano

RichardCranial gives us the latest happy talk from the mystical land of Wingnuttia:

RichardCranial: Saddam is gone,there is no civil war, the oil fields were not set on fire, there have been free elections, most of Saddam's clique (including his two sons) are dead or imprisoned,the schools and hospitals are open and functioning,the economy is recovering, there is a free press (with 170 newspapers), democracy is spreading, and the terrorists have failed


If you know anything about RC, you know that this drivel isn't even his own thoughts. Everything RC puts in text he cuts and pastes from some wacked out right wing website like FreeRepublic or WingNutDaily. So we in Mainstream don't even get fresh wingnut. We have to content ourselves with freeze-dried, shrink-wrapped MRE wingnut. Yum, Steakish flavored!

I wonder if RichardCranial cuts and pastes his cybersex as well:

RichardCranial: Hey, baby, are you lo.oking to get yo.urs.elf a lar.ger penis? Do you want to be sa.tisfi.ed by a bi.gger unit? Click Here!
RichardCranial: Two Hot Lesbain Girls Are Looking To Get Wet And Naked With You! And Me Too! Click Here And Enter Your Credit Card Number To Find Out How!
RichardCranial: Dear sexy lady, I am a member of the Nigerian Royal Family looking to get naked and dirty with you. What are you wearing?

Yeeesh. RC cybering. Grossed myself out again.

JC

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