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Saturday, November 12, 2005

THE GOOD OL' DAYS

What a treat in Mainstream tonight! Hondo_1887 has reappeared after an extended absence. Did he join Bush as a bottom and snuggle buddy on his 6-week vacation this year? Perhaps Hondo laced up his boots and joined our combat forces "liberating" Iraqis from their lives. Nah, wingnuts don't fight wars, they just slap yellow stickers on their cars and go shopping for Cheetos and Pepsi.

For my money, though, there's a certain rustic charm to the classic wingnuttery of a Hondo_1887. A Buttlogic or ArchieBunker might be on the bleeding edge of wingnut talking point technology, but the old-fashioned, slow-roasted, backwoods charm of the Hondo shit sandwich is like slipping into a frayed but comfy bathrobe and warming your toes by a roaring fire. I got my cocoa, I got marshmallows, I got my rococo Hondo bullshitto. What more do I need?

JC

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somtimes, nothing looks more right than the march of solitude in a crowd clearly going the other way...

PaltalkAdminD and PaltalkAdminR held baited breathed chatters hostage last night. They bore information about a new PT version, held a Q and A session and requested input on program improvements. If one pleaded in Pavlovian, they were rewarded with a nick upgrade. The room was buzzin' as big Mensa brains squeezed out requests

... New smileys! Font variety! Enhanced audio quality! YEAH, Good one!

and then..

this just in: paltalkAdminR: can the ongoing muslim hate rooms be moved to the religion area?

...[mic]you can visit one of our many other rooms...those rooms come and go...these rooms are privately operated..

this just in: but they're all under the unbrella of PALTALK TOS, correct PaltalkAdminR? And TOS is strictly enforced in the muslim hate rooms, PaltalkAdminR?

..chatters busily beg...

SEEK_AND_YOU_WILL_FIND: PADDY - BY DEFINITION "SOCIAL ISSUES" INDICATES YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING - RELIGIOUS ROOMS SHOULD BE ABOUT THAT SUBJECT

GypsyDelight: I am just so fascinated watching

this just in: Right seek_and_you_will..., and given your expressed fear of muslims, I can see why you'd need assimilation to the world beyond your narrow view

...People continued turning BLUE! The early Santas were enjoying themselves

...some CREATIVE begging...fixed income, pensioners then this proclamation: Boaz Frankel: ADMIND GAVE OUT 500 BLUE NICKS IN THE LAST HOUR IN THIS ROOM!!

Jannhere: AdminD can I have a blue name for Christmas?

PaltalkAdminD: yes

PaltalkAdminR: it appears the free ones given out tonite are 3 month trials

Boaz Frankel: I AM THE MOSSAD CONNECTION FOR PALTALK....

PaltalkAdminD: we dont care

...meanwhile, from amid the grovel pit...

this just in: PaltalkAdminR: I would like world peace, no more war, no more persecution of any group of human beings can you make some muslims who've lost family to usa or british death squads blue?

Boaz Frankel: JESUS STOP BEGGING..

...men fast talkin for ladies...

PaltalkAdminD: (b) transmitting any unlawful, threatening, abusive, profane, offensive, defamatory, or hateful text or voice communication or Images or other material, or any racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable material

...heightened clamoring...
...intense sucking up...

angelhart_: spend ur $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Boaz Frankel: NOW HERE IS A PERSON WITH A GREEN NICK...GOOD ON YOU

Boaz Frankel: LADY LARK....VIDEO OVERLAY MEANS YOU CAN SEE 2 PAIRS OF TITS INSTEAD OF ONE

Thee Possilfossil: get your cheque book out

...way too much teeheeheeing for 40 yr old adults...

Starlyin: my husband does quality assurance

...improved support coming...
...more chat privacy options...

ProgressivePete: files go thru your server? not directly? are private PMs now going thru the server too?

...onslaught of shocked emoticons..

Mensch Shiksa: OK, I'M GONNA HOLD MY BREATH AND JUST DIE UNLESS I GET A FREE BLUE NIC TOO..........(GASPS IN HER LAST BREATH)

....35 minutes have elapsed,the word's out, everybody's turnin' blue....

PaltalkAdminD: we are multiplying

...more blue than ROCHE 10 mg hearts...

...while the privleged enjoyed their banquet, someone was thinking about the homies back in the east bottoms...

this just in: PaltalkAdminR: aside from Starylin's and Boaz's room, do you visit "radically liberal" rooms, aka anti-war, allied occupying forces room?

*** PaltalkAdminR has left the group ***

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