I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND, AMERICA

Take a look at this new map of the United States posted over at the Daily Kos. They colored the states as darker shades of blue the lower Bush's approval ratings are. Except for two states in the midwest, it's as blue as Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka after eating the Blueberry Bubblegum. Way to go, America. You're finally figuring it out. We love chimps when they star in cute parodies of Get Smart like Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp, but they shouldn't be in charge of the country.

JC

UPDATE: I'm told by our crack research staff that it wasn't Veruca Salt who turned into a blueberry, but rather Violet Beauregarde. My apologies. As penance, I will be tied to a torture wheel and whipped repeatedly by Oompa Loompas in bondage gear. Mmmmm...penance...