FLA FLA FLUNKY

I'm too sexy for my scooter...

Had a little fun tonight in Mainstream. Everyone's favorite blue-haired old biddy, flalady_1 puttered into the room on her Rascal Motorized Scooter. Much like Angel Gracie, flalady has her share of delusions...

flalady_1: hi citizen
flalady_1: JJ U DO NOT KNOW BUSH
flalady_1: HE NEVER LIED
JJ Boxer_1: lady you don't know what I know about bush
JJ Boxer_1: I know he is a liar
flalady_1: HE IS CLEAN
flalady_1: HE IS MY COUSIN
flalady_1: ]AND I KNOW HIM WELL
JJ Boxer_1: who care flalady
flalady_1: YES mOTHERS
JJ Boxer_1: tell someone who cares flalady
flalady_1: JJ I CARE
weetbix101: mother fla fantasize a lot
JJ Boxer_1: who cares that you care
JJ Boxer_1: i said someone
MothersBruleSioux: 1st cousin ?
flalady_1: WEET HE IS MY COUSIN
JJ Boxer_1: your not human flalady
roxee_1: fla contributes nothing to this room
flalady_1: NO HUN
Jesus Claus: is flalady like angelgracie?
JJ Boxer_1: you're a clone
flalady_1: HE IS MY 3RD COUSIN
patty_64: if he was my cousin I wouldn't admit it. he is a liar. does that run in the family Flalady???????????
flalady_1: JESUS I AM ME
JJ Boxer_1: flalady did bush say that saddan have wmd's
flalady_1: NOT A CLONE
MothersBruleSioux: Flalady..wow
flalady_1: JJ HE WAS TOLD THEY DID
flalady_1: MOTHERS I AM NOT LYING
JJ Boxer_1: no flalady he made that shit up
MothersBruleSioux: You go to..WHITE HOUSE ?
St-Paul: that is A HUGE NUMBER FOR MY TOWN
flalady_1: I HAVE
flalady_1: YES
flalady_1: ACTUALLY SEVERAL ASKED ME HOW I CAN BE HERE AND BE AWAY HAHAHAHAH
MothersBruleSioux: GEE...A bush..RELATIVE.. TO PAL TALK
flalady_1: IT IS CALLED A LAP TOP LOL
flalady_1: MOTHERS???
d a r i: you are so damn self possess fla.. sorry
flalady_1: I AM A REAL LADY
d a r i: possessed
MothersBruleSioux: i MEANT..Bush..must know of Pal talk ?

Suddenly, a second, identical granny in pastel pantsuit rolls into the room. They glare at each other. It's like that episode where there's an original fighting a clone, and you have a gun, and they both say, "Shoot him!", "No, shoot HIM!", "He's a fake, don't listen to him!", and neither one has the telltale goatee, like in Star Trek. So, you shoot both and go have a sandwich. You're a cold son of a bitch, you know that?

flalady001: mother...keith Richards is also my cousin
flalady_1: POSSES?
flalady_1: WHAT IS THAT
flalady_1: kARL PROVE IT
JJ Boxer_1: fallady how come your cousin haven't found usama been forggoten
patty_64: Flalady is a poor Bush relative, see how she lies
flalady_1: PATTY I AM FAR FROM POOR
Laddie-oh: hahaha Mothers.....that's what I say too. If Bs were money Flatlady would be a billionaire......
d a r i: oh god
bf2004: is flalady now claiming to be a relative of bush?
flalady_1: LADDIE I AM
d a r i: sick sick sick
MothersBruleSioux: yes..bf
roxee_1: two flalady's??? how can this room survive??. lol
flalady001: mother madona is my sister
Jesus Claus: self aggrandizer
patty_64: How do we know FLA???????????/
flalady_1: i AM
d a r i: I AM I AM I AM
thecitizen: Hello, flalady..I hope you are doing well.
zipperdedoodah: oh wow, that's another one I could add to flas bragging list, she is Keith Richards cousin
flalady_1: I DO NOT CARE WHAT U FOOLS THINK
flalady_1: HEYYYY CITIZEN
Laddie-oh: I've got that silly excuse for a woman on ignore Mothers....lol
Jesus Claus: fla, rich people don't brag about it
JJ Boxer_1: ditto flalady
flalady001: zipper i smoked weed with Keith last night
JJ Boxer_1: hahahha
thecitizen: how are you doing..
d a r i: then stop trying to convince us what you are fla
flalady_1: JESUS I HAVE IT MADE
MothersBruleSioux: Does..BUSH..know of PAL talk.. flalady ?
zipperdedoodah: lol, 001
thecitizen: Jesus...leave the flalady alone.
flalady_1: SO SUE ME LOL
roxee_1: lol flalady001
flalady_1: MOTHERS YES HE KNOWS
Jesus Claus: why would i sue a poor person?
d a r i: hehe jesus
flalady_1: AND KNOW WHAT HE TOLD ME?????
flalady_1: HE IS LIKE MY HUSBAND
flalady001: mother...laura Bush is my gay lover
MothersBruleSioux: DOES.. he ever come here ?
patty_64: Bush in the white house wanking off on pal
roxee_1: flalady got her turn on the nursing home computer tonight
flalady_1: HE SAYS PALTALK IS MOSTLY FOR FOOLS
JJ Boxer_1: hahah roxee
d a r i: gag me with a spoon fla
Laddie-oh: Citizen: then tell your buddy......Flatlady........to shut the heck up
flalady_1: SHUT UP??
flalady_1: LMAO
Buddy_Romance: HEYYYYY
thecitizen: Flalady..you are a very nice person...do not be discouraged.

So now, thecitizen is chivalrously coming to the aid of his fair maiden. You know, the last time thecitizen flirted with flalady, it turned out to be Brizter in a dress. How will he tell who's who this time? The only way to know who is the true flalady is to sniff her Depends Undergarment. Honestly, I'd rather not know...

flalady_1: i TEND TO AGREE WITH BUSH
roxee_1: flalady is an old hag
flalady_1: CITIZEN HUGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
St-Paul: flalady go back to the gestapo
thecitizen: I TEND TO AGREE WITH THE FLORIDA LADY.
JJ Boxer_1: Flalady I bet you will give georgie a BJ uh
flalady_1: ROXEE I GOT ON CAM
flalady_1: AND PROVED WHO I AM
thecitizen: YES FLALADY..THANK YOU.
flalady_1: CAN U DO THE SAME ???/HHAHAHAHAABuddy_Romance: HEY FLALADY DID YOUR MAN SPANK THAT THANG LAST NIGHT???
Jim_Lahey: flalady is a real lady
d a r i: citizen.. you and fla should take a room and wrap each othe rwith some duct tape
thecitizen: WHAT IS THAT ABOUT..
MothersBruleSioux: flalady..i don't know what to say
flalady_1: I PITY U
flalady001: citizen i feel attracted to u for some reasons...are u single?
d a r i: spare me fla
thecitizen: THAT IS RUDE.
d a r i: lol
thecitizen: WE SAID NOTHING.
flalady_1: CITIXEN
flalady_1: OPPS
flalady001: citizen thanks for the pm...but thats a little kinky for me
flalady_1: HECK NO
d a r i: tired of her dumb I AM I AM I AM I AM.. ME ME ME !!!
Buddy_Romance: FATLADY YOU GOT SOME LAST NIGHT DIDN'T YOU???
thecitizen: LADY..THERE IS AN IMPOSTER IN HERE.
flalady_1: BUDDY I AM A LADY
flalady_1: CITIZEN I KNOW
flalady001: fla and so am i...
thecitizen: LADY..SOMEBODY IS TRYONG TO USE YOUR NAME?
flalady_1: BUT I HAVE A BRAIN LOL
thecitizen: OK LADY..
d a r i: whereis it Fla .. I haven't seenit yet.
Buddy_Romance: ARE YOU SAYING LADIES DONT FUCK???
Jesus Claus: no
thecitizen: WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY.
flalady001: admin...who that impostor in this room?...i'm the real Fla
thecitizen: 001 YOU ARE A FAKE.
Jim_Lahey: flalady.... you are a sweet woman don't let these brutes bother u
thecitizen: LADY....REMAIN TRUE.
flalady_1: OHH I AM
flalady001: jim ty i know...i'm so sweet and sometimes naughty
thecitizen: THE REAL LADY IS _1
Buddy_Romance: HEY FLALADY, YOU SAYING REAL LADIES DONT FUCK??
flalady_1: TY SWEET PEOPLE
Jim_Lahey: flalady01... imposter... need help
thecitizen: THAT OTHER PERSON IS OO1..LIAR.
flalady001: buddy never said that...i love sex rough sex too

Uh oh, it looks like thecitizen will have to compete with a few more suitors. Jim_Lahey is on bended knee vying for flalady's affection with lyric poetry, while Buddy_Romance is offering a trip down the low road to ecstasy. Who will flalady choose? And more importantly, can flalady handle Buddy's romance without snapping her hip like a potato chip?

roxee_1: flalady_1 - fake lady
thecitizen: BUDDY..I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE AND STEAL YOUR MONEY.
Cantremembermypassword: no the _1 flaplady is a fake lady
dennis the menace_1: lol flalady001
flea_16: grow up citizen
thecitizen: BUDDY IS TALKING TRASH TO THE LADY./
thecitizen: THE REAL LADY IS VERY NICE.
Buddy_Romance: DAM FAT YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT GIRL
thecitizen: 001 IS A TRAMP.
flalady_1: LOL
flalady001: dennis damn right am a tramp...but i got money hahahaha
JJ Boxer_1: the lady is a tramp
xxxmwxxx: vic you and fla are full of shit
flalady_1: HAHAHAHA
flalady_1: I AM IN 4 PMS
thecitizen: 001..YOU GOT MONEY..BUT NO CLASS THE THE REAL FLALADY.
flalady_1: WILL THE REAL FLALADY PLEASE STAND UP?????
flalady_1: THE ONLY REAL ONE IS GREEN LOL
flalady_1: THE BLACK NAMES ARE FAKE AS THEY CAN BE'
Buddy_Romance: WHY IS IT THAT I BRING THE WORSE OUT OF FLALADY??
flalady001: citizen i'll fuck u too...but u need to wait in line...dont despair...voo is first
flalady_1: BUDDY???????????????
d a r i: hahaha
flalady_1: I DO NOT EVEN KNOW U
Buddy_Romance: I KNOW
flalady_1: ALL U THINK IS I HAVE A TRAILOR
flalady001: buddy i feel like i've known u for a long times
JJ Boxer_1: citzen you better wear a gabbage bag when you get busy with flalady
flalady_1: FAKE FLA LADY U R TALKING LIKE A TOTAL FOOL
thecitizen: FLALADY001, THE FAKE..BUDDY USED TO BE YOUR PIMP.
flalady_1: LOL
flalady001: citizen i'm not impressed with ur pictures...ur way too small for me
flalady_1: SHE OR HE IS STUPID
d a r i: we don't care if you are a lady or a hooker .. or if you have a house or a trailer GEEEEEEZ or if you have a laptop or pc .. or if your cousin is GW BUSH LOL
flalady_1: AND SHE HAS A BLACK NAME
BeerStalker: <~~ would never admit i was related to bush would be too ashamed

flalady001: i'm wealthy. my husband play golf...i fuck my cousin keith richards and i dont give a shit about poors...im the real fla

BeerStalker: lol fla

d a r i: flaoo1 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

dennis the menace_1: lolol flalady001

thecitizen: YOU ARE NOT A LADY.

xxxmwxxx: fla lady i always knew you fucked around

flalady001: i need to block off citizen...his pm makes me blush hahahaha

flalady_1: FAKE FLA U R ON OGGY

flalady001: xxx yes i'm a slut...but a wealthy one hahahaha

flalady_1: IGGY

JJ Boxer_1: flalady a minute ago you where talking about screwing citzen

JJ Boxer_1: now you want to block him

d a r i: she meant orgy lol

walksthedesert1: now that was stupid fla

BeerStalker: lololol

xxxmwxxx: the real fla lady always types in purple

flalady_1: WALKS??

walksthedesert1: fla? did i studder?

flalady001: walk i aint stupid i'm from jacksonville florida

flalady_1: DOES THE FAKE HAVE A GREEN NAME?

BeerStalker: the real flalady types in other colors too, depends on which nic she is using

d a r i: looooooooooool fla001

walksthedesert1: fla no you ARE stupid

flalady_1: FLA FAKE U R ON IGGY

dennis the menace_1: Jacksonville, FL = Largest Redneck City in the World !

flalady_1: THE FAKE IS VERY STUPID

xxxmwxxx: your vote aint worth no more than fla ladies ass

flalady_1: BUT I AM NOT HAHAHAHHAA

flalady_1: THE FAKE IS A FAKE

flalady001: fla u cant iggy urself...now ur really stupid...walk is right

dennis the menace_1: I know . . . I used to live there . . . LOL

flalady_1: CLICK

flalady seems to have figured out the game. She's a bit slow on the uptake. I've seen gorillas figure out how to get food using tools faster than this genius noticed people mocking her. And I wonder when she's going to learn that TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS SHOUTING, AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON.

walksthedesert1: fla you are obviously stupid everyone sees it
d a r i: tell us over and over fla
roxee_1: flalady001: fla u cant iggy urself...now ur really stupid...walk is right
BeerStalker: flalady_1 you're dumber than dog shit
flalady_1: WALKS ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
flalady001: my haircut alone is worth $400....losers
flalady_1: I IGGY FOOLS
d a r i: looooooooooooool fla001
JJ Boxer_1: damm flalady you must be bald
BeerStalker: $400 ? lol
patty_64: Flalady you bought a wig???????
JJ Boxer_1: if it cost that much
lola4_1: i would get my money back
TheZomok: $400 for a hair cut? wowowo!
walksthedesert1: lol so you think we will believe fla thqat alone makes you stupid
walksthedesert1: roflmao@ fla
BeerStalker: lol walks
flalady_1: WIG>??????????????????//
TheZomok: every single mother should get $400 hair cut every 3 months. at taxpayers expense.
Laddie-oh: FlaTlady has got to be a MASOCHIST
BeerStalker: flalady has a beehive hairdo
flalady_1: A WIG>>>
flalady_1: LMAO
JJ Boxer_1: true that
RichardCranial: lol zomaok
flalady001: patty and yes i'm bold...got a new brazilian to please my golfing husband
flalady_1: BEER??????????????????????????????????????
d a r i: and $700 custom designed shoes too ..zomok
BeerStalker: well flalady when you get old, your hair thins
flalady_1: BEER WANT TO SEE MY HAIR U FOOL???
flalady_1: LMAO
flalady_1: U R A FOOLJJ Boxer_1: hahahha
flalady001: i cant get enough sex...i'm an horny grand ma
BeerStalker: flalady no lady offers to show her hair geeesh
patty_64: fla you do not know what rich is
JJ Boxer_1: shut up flalady
TheZomok: flalady you got snow men on your fingernails?
BeerStalker: flalady is so cole she grows snowmen on her fingertips
BeerStalker: cold*
TheZomok: she got $400 manicure with poodles painted on each finger.
JJ Boxer_1: flalady spin some of that money for a face lift
flalady001: zomok yes i own many poodles..twice as many as my neighbours
JJ Boxer_1: hahahhaha
Ella Mennopee: hahahahahahahahaha
Cotten-Candy: lol JJ Boxer good one
BeerStalker: flalady do you sleep with your dogs?
flalady_1: OTHER FLA LADY PUT ON YOUR CAM HAHAHAHA
roxee_1: flalady, I thought you were going to show your hair on your cam. get that dog's picture off of there
patty_64: poodles are a cheap dog to buy for wanna bee's fla
flalady_1: I DARE UBeerStalker: flalady you do the cam thing as in cyber sex ?
JJ Boxer_1: flalady you need botox
Jesus Claus: flalady, we can see your bald spot
JJ Boxer_1: hahahha jesus
BeerStalker: flalady wants to cam with another woman ?
flalady_1: I HAVE NO BALD
JJ Boxer_1: need rogaine
flalady001: mother....my cousin is Bush...i'm wealthy...who cares if am trotty?
d a r i: no bald
BeerStalker: EWWWWWW
JJ Boxer_1: hahahhaha
Jesus Claus: yes you do, i can see it
d a r i: lol
flalady_1: U PEOPLE ARE TOO FUNNY'
JJ Boxer_1: she has a mulick hairdo
roxee_1: flalady's cam picture broke the sound
timmyboy_24: flalady is too old for me
BeerStalker: flalady is too old for anyone
flalady_1: DO I CARE LOL
JJ Boxer_1: lil timmy i bet your girl look like flalady
flalady001: cantre...$400 thas without the shampoo...i gave the hairdresser $200 tips....its my husband money after all...hahahaha
timmyboy_24: funny
flalady_1: THIS IS FUNNY
d a r i: fla001 hehehe
flalady_1: HEHEHE
MothersBruleSioux: FLA..LADY.. NO CAM
Buddy_Romance: I LOVE YOU FLALADY.
roxee_1: flalady needs to comb her hair, all 4 of them
MothersBruleSioux: it won't coem up
BeerStalker: lol
flalady_1: U HAVE NOT THE NERVE TO CAM
Buddy_Romance: DONT WORRY
BeerStalker: buddy you feel ok?
patty_64: look at the bald spot on top of fla lady's head
timmyboy_24: flalady isnt it your bedtime
flalady_1: ROXEE R U BLIND
JJ Boxer_1: FLALADY SAVE SOME OF THAT MONEY FOR A FACE LIFT OR PLASTIC SURGERY
flalady001: buddy can i sit on ur face and rub my old tired and dried clit on it?
BeerStalker: nerve to cam ? um doesn't take nerve to cam you ass
Cantremembermypassword: ok, flalady, thanks for the clarification, that makes more sense LOL
flalady_1: I HAVE A TON OF HARI
timmyboy_24: gross flalady
flalady_1: HAIR
JJ Boxer_1: DAMM BUDDY THAT MOOSE WANT TO SIT ON YOUR FACE
d a r i: this is all too funny
TheZomok: wow!
BeerStalker: lol mothers flalady can't come up either
flalady_1: BACK
d a r i: hahaha
timmyboy_24: go to bed flalady
flalady_1: AT LEAST I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SHOW MY CAM
Jim_Lahey: flalady lets see you
flalady_1: JIM I WAS ON CAM
flalady_1: TIMMY??????????
flalady_1: I WAS ON YOUR SIDE LOL
flalady001: i will show young men everything on my cam...for a small fee
patty_64: showing her bald spot
d a r i: hahaha fla001walksthedesert1: yes fla we all know you are a whore
flalady_1: MANY OF U ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
flalady_1: WALKS NOT ME
flalady001: walk...i'm not a whore lol...just a slut...dont need the extra money
Blenkinsop: HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA
flalady_1: MAYBE U R
walksthedesert1: you said it fal
walksthedesert1: fla
flalady_1: I SAID NOTHING
walksthedesert1: want me to cut and paste fla?
d a r i: You always say NOTHING !!! fla
flalady_1: BUT=======================================roxee_1: that'll be the day, when you say nothing
flalady_1: I SAID I AM A REBUBLICAN
JJ Boxer_1: FLALADY HELL WE CAN GO TO THE ZOO AND SEE ALL THAT YOU HAVE FOR FREE
timmyboy_24: cool fla
flalady_1: AND I SUPPORT MY COUNTRY
timmyboy_24: good flalady
roxee_1: with your street money, fla?
per diem: flabroad......what is a Rebublican?
flalady_1: JJ U MUST BE BLIND
JJ Boxer_1: YES
MothersBruleSioux: BUSH IS HER COUSIN, TOO
flalady_1: STREET MONEY???????????????????????
RebeccaLeigh: flabroad ? lol
walksthedesert1: whore >>> flalady001: i will show young men everything on my cam...for a small fee
flalady_1: MOTHERS HE IS MY 3RD COUSIN
isaiah_1: flaslut
RebeccaLeigh: flab u have street money ? you whore
JJ Boxer_1: YES FLALADY_1 AFTER SEEING YOU ON CAM, I AM BLIND NOW FOR SURE
flalady_1: DO I CARE?
flalady_1: JJ??
RebeccaLeigh: you must care flab you're always here
RebeccaLeigh: this must be the only attention you get that's sad
timmyboy_24: you go flalady
flalady_1: DO U HAVE THE NERVE
walksthedesert1: whore >>> flalady001: i will show young men everything on my cam...for a small fee
flalady_1: IF U CAN COMPETE HAHAHAHAHA
flalady_1: PUT ON THE CAM
flalady001: rebecca...i've got nothing else to do...i dont have to work ...hahaha
JJ Boxer_1: HAVE THE NERVE TO DO WHAT
MaryLou_2004: thats where da beady eyes no lips fit in flabby
flalady_1: I KNOW WHY U DO NOT PUT ON A CAM
d a r i: Fla .. we don't feel the need to display ourselves like you LOL
RebeccaLeigh: guess your hubby has no time for you either huh flab
flalady_1: U R FAT AND UGLY

Now we see the real flalady_1. Doesn't like being insulted, but resorts to nasty personal comments anyway. Granted, her tormentors are not much better, but you have to admire their consistency. I have to warn you now, though, of what is coming. flalady gives us just a bit too much information. Remember, some mental images cannot be removed except with a bullet. You were warned...

JJ Boxer_1: WHAT TURN MY CAM ON
roxee_1: we wish you hadnt put on the cam, fal
roxee_1: fla
flalady_1: REB MY HUSBAND IS IN THE SHOWER LOL
flalady001: i'm a size 44 in real life...i lied on my profile
d a r i: then go tickle him fla
flalady_1: and know what?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
RebeccaLeigh: lol 001
flalady_1: i am going to make love to him
roxee_1: fla, go take a shower with him
MaryLou_2004: ya fuck off flabby
roxee_1: ack
roxee_1: eewwwwwwwwwww
timmyboy_24: fla..can i pm you
flalady_1: yall stay and have "fun" lol
d a r i: oh pls .. we don't want to think about that fla .. ewwwwwwww
flalady_1: timmy sure
RebeccaLeigh: flab you're so not a lady
flalady001: timmy sure pm me
per diem: Flabroad has NO mic, but has a cam hmmmmmm
RebeccaLeigh: timmy she cybers
d a r i: yuck
JJ Boxer_1: timmy trying to make a booty call on flalady_1
frank -: Walks,, flalady is what we call a "swamp lizard."
MaryLou_2004: shes teasing da men omfg
RebeccaLeigh: flab has a mic i've heard her shrill voice
isaiah_1: how much do you charge FlaLady?
flalady_1: omg
roxee_1: flab is the social issues cyber tramp
walksthedesert1: lol yes frank she is a whore
flalady001: isaiah for cannucks...its free
JJ Boxer_1: isaiah she pays
RebeccaLeigh: lol JJ
bubbabear440: flalady have you lost that 400 pounds yet?
JJ Boxer_1: lol
isaiah_1: <---passing plate around for a blow job from FlaLady

flalady_1: i pity u young people who have no life

flalady001: bubba i wanna sit on ur face and rub my old dried clit on it

Buddy_Romance: NO NO NO SHE IS A MUIT

JJ Boxer_1: hahah buddy

flalady001: walk...let me suck on ur dick...just once

DommieGoddess: Lady001 dam

DommieGoddess: lol

TheZomok: flalady you a milf? or a gilf

bubbabear440: flalady, I see they let you out of your locked ward today

flalady001: dommie was i offensive? lol who cares...i'm wealhy

RebeccaLeigh: lol 001

TheZomok: is flylady a milf?

DommieGoddess: lol

JJ Boxer_1: flalady_1 turn the cam on again

dennis the menace_1: lol lady001

JJ Boxer_1: i got some people i want to turn into stone

RebeccaLeigh: flalady ran as usual

JJ Boxer_1: hahaha

bubbabear440: Flalady is living on the county in a Florida nursing home

JJ Boxer_1: damm she ran away

And so she scooters off to be with her man. Yeesh. Disturbing. And not disturbing in that kooky-isaiah_1 way, either. Just horrifying. Next time she rolls in, please, please, do not ask her how that shower was. I'm begging you...

JC

PS - Sorry about some of the formatting. We didn't have much room left after heaving flalady's ass into the blog.