12 STEP PROGRAM

Heated and pointless argument erupted today on the value or otherwise of Alcoholics Anonymous. Some would say Paltalk is as addictive as any other life changing event so here are the twelve steps to freedom from paltalk addiction:

• Step1: We admitted we were powerless over the lure of paltalk and that our lives had become unmanageable.


• Step2: We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves, or even Lord Merciful Voos, could restore us to sanity.


• Step3: We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of anyone with an admins hat.


• Step4: We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves, and deleted adware and cookies.


• Step5: Admitted to Lord Merciful Voo, and to ourselves, the exact nature of our wrongdoings.


• Step6: We are entirely ready to have Microsoft remove these defects of character.


• Step7: We humbly ask Bill Gates to remove our shortcomings and buggy code.


• Step8: We made a database of all people we had harmed, and read it late at night, and laughed!


• Step9: We made direct amends to people we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all, and sent the rest a virus.


• Step10: Continued to take personal inventory, and when we were wrong we denied, denied, denied.


• Step11: Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with our ISP, praying only for an uninterrupted connection.


• Step12: Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to paltalkers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs, and all the affairs we want to have.

Written by onononotagain, exclusively for The Rattler