MUST BE A FULL MOON

It is a crazy night in Mainstream. JesSeado has clawed her way up through the wet earth and is now staggering around the room, rending the air with her rotting arms and wailing, "Boooooosh dunnna tortuuuuuuuure." Remember, only a headshot will take down that one.

It's fascinating how quickly Vic the douchbag latches onto the latest GOP talking point. He must rear up on his hind legs in front of his duct-taped AM radio with the coat hanger antenna, Pabst beer in one hand and the other index finger up his nose as his bilious hero Rush "Oxycontin Kid" Limpballs spews the fresh spin all over Vic, just like the facial he took when he had to take that job making gay porn because his forged GED got rejected again. How else to explain the nanosecond it took him to come up with the nic "Harry Reid Meltdown"?

Son, you don't get it, do you? Harry is a fucking ninja, man. The Repukes were sitting in their paper-walled house, eating sushi and snorting coke off the asses of the geisha girls when...SPUCK! SPUCK!....their heads are rolling around on the floor before they even know the ninja's in the room. Your boys got soaked, and all you can do is moan and groan about how, "it's a meltdown, the Dems have no ideas, waaaah waaaaah waaaaah!" Give it a rest, dweeb.

And now this Vic clone is trying to GOTCHA liberals with some stupid comment a Democratic mayor made about cutting fingers off of graffiti taggers. Of course that was a stupid thing to say, and almost no one agrees, but let's be real here: Repukes say the most vile shit constantly, and Vic never apologizes for their garbage. Bill Bennett can suggest aborting black babies, and Vic yawns. Pat Robertson calls for assassinating a world leader, no response. James Dobson says to neck-pinch your unruly child, Vic barely has a pulse. Ann Fucking Coulter...aww, fuck it, what's the point? Vic is a ridiculous clown. It's just too damn easy.

What a treat. saltspring (nee Sword of the Amish) has made the monumentally stupid statement that "torture always works." It's hard to imagine what kind of educational system can produce such genius. But far be it from me to impugn the reputation of salt's high school civics teacher, when the real problem here might just be bad wiring. All of these gung-ho steely-eyed PalTalk chickenhawks imagine that torturing prisoners actually helps us, when the only intelligence information you're likely to extract from months-held possibly-innocent prisoners is inarticulate screaming and lies. Not to even start in on how revelations of torture only swell the ranks of Al Qaida and make our enemies stronger and crazier.

I'll get you more updates later. These wingnuts make my head hurt, and i need to lie down with a damp washcloth over my eyes. Later.

JC