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I'm too sexy for my job, too sexy to save lives...

Bush administration sock puppet and proof positive of the Peter principle Michael Brown, Heckuvajob Brownie, the incompetent FEMA head more concerned with having enough time for his regal banquets then with doing his job, has been exposed as even more of a preening jackass:

"My eyes must certainly be deceiving me. You look fabulous — and I'm not talking the makeup," writes Cindy Taylor, FEMA's deputy director of public affairs to Brown on 7:10 a.m. local time on Aug. 29.

"I got it at Nordstroms," Brown writes back. "Are you proud of me? Can I quit now? Can I go home?" An hour later, Brown adds: "If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire, you'll really vomit. I am a fashion god."

A week later, Brown's aide, Sharon Worthy, reminds him to pay heed to his image on TV. "In this crises and on TV you just need to look more hardworking ... ROLL UP THE SLEEVES!" Worthy wrote, noting that even President Bush "rolled his sleeves to just below the elbow."

Brownie, RuPaul just called. Remember, it's sashay, then chante. You work it girl!

JC