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Thursday, November 03, 2005

FLAG ON THE PLAY


Roughing the sock puppet! 10 yard penalty!


Ronnie Earle turned the tables on Republican snake Tom Delay today, successfully challenging the Republican judge who was to choose the new presiding judge in Delay's money laundering trial.

This is really simple. Let's say you play basketball for the New York Knicks. So, you're much taller, you're murder in the paint, but your jump shot needs work. Go with me on this, ok? Tonight's game is in Chicago against the 1990s Bulls. I don't know why, maybe you have a time machine...you ask too many questions. Anyway, the Bulls get the ref tossed because he used to have season's tickets to MSG. Then the Bulls say, "Hey, I know, let's have Michael Jordan pick the new ref." Michael Jordan? Choosing the new ref? Bull fucking shit. I'd sooner wear his cologne.

That's the play Delay was hoping for. Toss the judge you don't like and get a Republican hack to pick a new one. George Bush couldn't hope for a more biased trial if Harriet Miers was presiding. Nice try, Tommy Boy. You're gonna get a fair and impartial trial before we hang you.

JC

BTW, is the ref in that picture toking a joint? That guy looks completely baked. I'm just sayin'...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"You're gonna get a fair and impartial trial before we hang you."

Way to go Idiot! Just like you democrats and liberals to make a comment like that. Remember the constitution? Remember a man is innocent UNTIL being PROVEN guilty in this country? Oh wait, I forgot you people have a problem with proof. And you call conservatives unamerican? HA! I hope if you ever are faced with an indictment you get a judge who thinks just as you do right now.

Anonymous said...

Dear anonymous wingnut,

You just killed irony. I saw you do it. You won't get away with it.

Sincerely,
Jesus Claus

Anonymous said...

m.b says Delay looks pretty..... well, self respecting conservative people dont need to use such vulgar language.

Its funny that youre pretty sure the prosecuting attorney has plenty of proof. Just shows how little you know about it. The prosecutor has not shown any proof.... at all! DeLay will likely be aquitted. If they convict DeLay, they will have to convict 3/4's of all politicians in Washington!

I will remain Anonymous... as I choose to be. I suppose you dumb liberals think initials really put your identity out there? huh? LOL I am really laughing out loud!!!!!!!!!

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