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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

NOT EVEN BILL COSBY WOULD EAT THAT

So, I'm siiting at my computer screen, watching the text scroll by in 2 Way Street. The topic is the interminable argument over 9/11 conspiracy theories. Christocrazy is the Energizer bunny of raving nuttiness. isabellah-1 is scolding Christo because he longs for the day when sinners and blasphemers will be stoned. Virginia_1776 agrees, but that may only be because she actually is stoned.

As I raise a spoonful of Sugar Free Caramel Jell-O pudding, this appears on my screen:

coops_13: Bush is brilliant, actually

Have you ever been taking a drink of soda or milk, when just at that very moment, someone tells a joke, and you simultaneously spew and shoot liquid out your nose? Ow. And ewww. Not much better in gel form. Let's just say, that isn't going to be part of Bill Cosby's next Jell-O pudding commercial.

JC

1 comments:

MysticSeaMaiden said...

I will never see pudding in the same light again, but one cannot help wondering if coops is basing his remark ~~coops_13: Bush is brilliant, actually~~ on his own intellence. I mean that would make coops statement more understanding wouldn't it?

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